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And a social is classed as a meet !
You can join under 1 of 3 simpall rules.
RULE 1
You have had no meets for over a month or since joining. So grab a seet, have a drink and a chat and post a meet add on the thread and hope sumone well help you out of the club or look throw the rule 2 meet offers in the thread near you
## if sumone aspects your meet offor but you don't want to meet them for sum resoun then just politely turn them down. ##
RULE 2
You have had a meet in the larst month and thar for to join YOU MUST meet a rule 1 (you go to them) or YOU MUST put up a meet offer on the thread in your location so a rule 1 can come to you.
## if sumone aspects your meet offor but you don't want to meet them for sum resoun then just politely turn them down.##
RULE 3
Just hear to chat at the moment.
This is a serous club and The point of this club it to find and get meets. Even if its just a social.
If your not going to meet or not interested in meeting this thread is not for you. so pleas don't wast other peoples time pretending you want to meet sumone.
Stuff off fab dus not count.
Have fun everyone and happy meeting
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Disclaimers.
By joining this club there is no guarantee that you or anyone affliated with you will get a meet/social.
The OP is not Cupid,
*if i wos i woodount be single my self lol*
therefore cannot personally put your arrow into someone else.
If you follow the rules properly you might just get a meet.
Those that do not follow the club rules properly can not complain about not getting any meets.
To have/get a meet you may need to travel. Thar is not a hi chance a meet offor will turn up on your doorstep.
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Well despite all the cwazy combos and rigid rules that seem to have been introduced since I was last here, y’know what, I’m actually gonna play this week!
No bugger ever wants to meet me but hey, I do have a slot available for advance booking if anyone wants to start planning ahead now!
It’s, um, not THIS week, (patience is the key!!) but it is a genuine offer and a genuine date!!
How can I make it stand out!?
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Does that work!?
Early-ish evening catch up, on Thursday 15th Nov. My current only available slot!! Who wants it?
(Terms & conditions apply. Apply within)
Berkshire or W London area
Cheers Seeside - let’s see if your thread works!!
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"Morning Seeside. Morning Dan I can meet someone in Sept for a coffee in Cambridge or for a drink (but not sex) at Vanilla Alternative Milf Club. "Morning Mrs T! 
Ah if it was sex in Cambridge or a coffee in VA then I might have taken you up on the Cambridge offer! As it is I’ll have to remain dateless ..  | |||
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"Morning Seeside - well it didn’t work for me last week *sobs* but hey, I’m no quitter, so we go again! I can’t be arsed to retype it all so I’ve just copied and pasted! Is that allowed!?
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Well despite all the cwazy combos and rigid rules that seem to have been introduced since I was last here, y’know what, I’m actually gonna play this week!
No bugger ever wants to meet me but hey, I do have a slot available for advance booking if anyone wants to start planning ahead now!
It’s, um, not THIS week, (patience is the key!!) but it is a genuine offer and a genuine date!!
How can I make it stand out!?
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@ * Nov 15th 2018 * @
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Does that work!?
Early-ish evening catch up, on Thursday 15th Nov. My current only available slot!! Who wants it?
(Terms & conditions apply. Apply within)
Berkshire or W London area
Cheers Seeside - let’s see if your thread works!!
"Morning. That's the spirit. Never give up trying.
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"Morning Seeside. Morning Dan I can meet someone in Sept for a coffee in Cambridge or for a drink (but not sex) at Vanilla Alternative Milf Club. "This is a fabulous offor. | |||
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"Morning Seeside. Morning Dan I can meet someone in Sept for a coffee in Cambridge or for a drink (but not sex) at Vanilla Alternative Milf Club.
Morning Mrs T!
Ah if it was sex in Cambridge or a coffee in VA then I might have taken you up on the Cambridge offer! As it is I’ll have to remain dateless .. "Rots rong with just a social ?  | |||
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"Morning Seeside. Morning Dan I can meet someone in Sept for a coffee in Cambridge or for a drink (but not sex) at Vanilla Alternative Milf Club.
Morning Mrs T!
Ah if it was sex in Cambridge or a coffee in VA then I might have taken you up on the Cambridge offer! As it is I’ll have to remain dateless ..
Rots rong with just a social ? "Nowt wrong with a social under normal circumstances Seeside, but have you seen Mrs T?!? My loins would explode if it was simply a cwaffee and I couldn’t get jiggy with her! I’m just keeping myself at bay for the benefit of us both my friend!
But yes, people, there’s nothing wrong with a social! Seeside is right! | |||
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"Morning all, Currently slotting in to this thread under rule 1 I am looking to break that meet drought and I am available on an evening during the week or the 15th September is the only free weekend I have. Good luck everyone in the 0 meet club." And good luck to you to. | |||
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"Morning Seeside. Morning Dan I can meet someone in Sept for a coffee in Cambridge or for a drink (but not sex) at Vanilla Alternative Milf Club.
Morning Mrs T!
Ah if it was sex in Cambridge or a coffee in VA then I might have taken you up on the Cambridge offer! As it is I’ll have to remain dateless ..
Rots rong with just a social ?
Nowt wrong with a social under normal circumstances Seeside, but have you seen Mrs T?!?
My loins would explode if it was simply a cwaffee and I couldn’t get jiggy with her! I’m just keeping myself at bay for the benefit of us both my friend!
But yes, people, there’s nothing wrong with a social! Seeside is right! "Easy arnsar. Control your "loins" then | |||
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"Morning seaside! We are in under rule 1. Maybe be able to meet in the next few weeks if real life stops getting in the way..... Good luck everyone Floppsy x" | |||
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"Morning Seeside. Morning Dan I can meet someone in Sept for a coffee in Cambridge or for a drink (but not sex) at Vanilla Alternative Milf Club.
Morning Mrs T!
Ah if it was sex in Cambridge or a coffee in VA then I might have taken you up on the Cambridge offer! As it is I’ll have to remain dateless ..
Rots rong with just a social ?
Nowt wrong with a social under normal circumstances Seeside, but have you seen Mrs T?!?
My loins would explode if it was simply a cwaffee and I couldn’t get jiggy with her! I’m just keeping myself at bay for the benefit of us both my friend!
But yes, people, there’s nothing wrong with a social! Seeside is right!
Easy arnsar.
Control your "loins" then "I wish I could Seeside, I really do! | |||
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"Morning Seeside. Morning Dan I can meet someone in Sept for a coffee in Cambridge or for a drink (but not sex) at Vanilla Alternative Milf Club.
Morning Mrs T!
Ah if it was sex in Cambridge or a coffee in VA then I might have taken you up on the Cambridge offer! As it is I’ll have to remain dateless ..
Rots rong with just a social ?
Nowt wrong with a social under normal circumstances Seeside, but have you seen Mrs T?!?
My loins would explode if it was simply a cwaffee and I couldn’t get jiggy with her! I’m just keeping myself at bay for the benefit of us both my friend!
But yes, people, there’s nothing wrong with a social! Seeside is right!
Easy arnsar.
Control your "loins" then
I wish I could Seeside, I really do! "I got no arnsar for that 1. | |||
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My offer still stands, and there’s only a quarter of a year left to book my Nov slot so people better get a move on as time is running out fast! | |||
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"I think we killed the thread, Seeside!
My offer still stands, and there’s only a quarter of a year left to book my Nov slot so people better get a move on as time is running out fast! "Not at all ive just been working all day and not had time to bump it | |||
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"I think we killed the thread, Seeside!
My offer still stands, and there’s only a quarter of a year left to book my Nov slot so people better get a move on as time is running out fast!
Not at all ive just been working all day and not had time to bump it " I’m going to have to pull my offer I think Seeside, only 12 weeks to go and no interest whatsoever, so not really much time to arrange anything now | |||
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"I think we killed the thread, Seeside!
My offer still stands, and there’s only a quarter of a year left to book my Nov slot so people better get a move on as time is running out fast!
Not at all ive just been working all day and not had time to bump it
I’m going to have to pull my offer I think Seeside, only 12 weeks to go and no interest whatsoever, so not really much time to arrange anything now "You still got 12 weeks that's plenty of time to make planes | |||
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"In under Rule 2 " | |||
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"Bit late but here under rule 1 and willing to meet 30 mins drive either side of Humber Bridge. "Thar is still time | |||
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"I am in every week. I will put on the kettle  "I'll have a hot chocolate please. | |||
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"I'm in under rule 2, free to meet any interested rule 1's in Edinburgh this Saturday "Wot a lovely meet offor. | |||
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"I am in every week. I will put on the kettle "It’s late, mines a Rum and Coke. | |||
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"I've been in the past three weeks and not had a message from it yet! In under rule 2 and free this Friday daytime for a while. " So have I ... to similar success! | |||
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"I've been in the past three weeks and not had a message from it yet! In under rule 2 and free this Friday daytime for a while. " In under rule 1. Wishing i was much closer to Scotland. Would have loved to have met you for a coffee/drink/mind altering orgasm (s).* * delete as appropriate  | |||
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"I am in every week. I will put on the kettle
It’s late, mines a Rum and Coke. "Yes, good mix there | |||
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"I've been in the past three weeks and not had a message from it yet! In under rule 2 and free this Friday daytime for a while. In under rule 1. Wishing i was much closer to Scotland. Would have loved to have met you for a coffee/drink/mind altering orgasm (s).* * delete as appropriate "I'll take the orgasms please | |||
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