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Honey bees!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apparently they ejaculate so forcefully that their penises explode, killing them shortly afterwards.

The more you know.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Poor bees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a guy like that.

Ahhh, good time. Singular.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be sore for the receiving bee too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poor bees "

I just have this image of them being propelled backwards by the force...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know a guy like that.

Ahhh, good time. Singular."

Do you ear partners after sex too? I think that's why I don't get many repeat meets tbh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I was a bee, always wanted to be a heavy cummer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wish I was a bee, always wanted to be a heavy cummer "

I wish you were one too tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wish I was a bee, always wanted to be a heavy cummer

I wish you were one too tbh "

#monologue

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Poor bees

I just have this image of them being propelled backwards by the force... "

if I ever see a bee flying through the air backwards, I will now know why!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They go our with a bang then?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Apparently they ejaculate so forcefully that their penises explode, killing them shortly afterwards.

The more you know. "

Muhammed Ali missed a trick with his catchphrase then, he should have said "Float like a butterfly, explode like a bees penis ejaculating".

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"They go our with a bang then?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if they know this before hand, but the temptation is still just to much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if there cum tastes of honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know a guy like that.

Ahhh, good time. Singular.

Do you ear partners after sex too? I think that's why I don't get many repeat meets tbh... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently they ejaculate so forcefully that their penises explode, killing them shortly afterwards.

The more you know. "

learn something new every day...

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Sounds like a buzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like a buzz"

Don't you mean... a buzz kill?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Sounds like a buzz

Don't you mean... a buzz kill? "

Ok you out bee joked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad I’m not a bee, although if I was I’m sure I’d be alright as if bee life is anything like Fab life, no bloody girlie bees would want to fuck me as a boy bee either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glad I’m not a bee, although if I was I’m sure I’d be alright as if bee life is anything like Fab life, no bloody girlie bees would want to fuck me as a boy bee either! "

Ooh just realised ‘boy bee’ sounds a bit like ‘boobie’. Tee hee, I said boobie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad I’m not a bee, although if I was I’m sure I’d be alright as if bee life is anything like Fab life, no bloody girlie bees would want to fuck me as a boy bee either!

Ooh just realised ‘boy bee’ sounds a bit like ‘boobie’. Tee hee, I said boobie! "

BOOOOO BEEEEEEEEEES.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet some male bees still big thereselves up, telling the Queen there’re a repeat cummer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bet some male bees still big thereselves up, telling the Queen there’re a repeat cummer."

Phah! They best have some stamina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish wasps and moths would explode

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

I got stung by a bee once going to the dentists - funny, as I didn't know bees had teeth.

The process that the OP describes is also audible to the human ear apparently...meant to be a popping sound

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Found an earwig in my white jeans (I'm in a tent) so I'm off out for creepy crawly spray!!

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