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Best car for dogging. Just for fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Money is no object, you're buying a car specifically to go dogging in. What would it be and why. Lets see what your imaginations are like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just me that's now got the image of a Top Gear segment where Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, or James May rate cars on their suitability for dogging..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reliant robin...

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

stretch limo with fully stocked bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I use a Zafira...

It's ideal as an everyday car, very easy to drive, cheap and reliable and lots of room inside...

Great for holidays 'cos I can throw loads of junk in the back.

Plus, because it's higher - the back seats are at an ideal height!

I can either stand at the side read door and lean in across the back seat, leaving my bum etc exposed at just the right height, or lie on the back seat with my legs up, and a guy standing at the door is just the right height to do the necessary..

Or there's just room in the back to curl up with a girlfriend for the night....

Very recommended!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a pope mobile so everyone can get to see.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

one with a bonnet

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

The car in the film Dumber and Dumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A plush van.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"reliant robin... "

I had an experience in a robin and it is certainly one I wouldn't want to repeat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VW T5 with a big mattress in the back...Ideal !!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"reliant robin...

I had an experience in a robin and it is certainly one I wouldn't want to repeat... "

Was Batman pissed off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very ..lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"VW T5 with a big mattress in the back...Ideal !! "

VW T4 rock and roll bed and fridge full of wine and beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an old VW air cooled camper van, split screen of course

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By *taryscorpCouple
over a year ago

boston

citroen relay lwb ht minibus take all but 4 seats out put in a mattress lots of room for playing we love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need plenty of room, so got to be a Greyhound Bus

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

One of those big American mobile homes and travel around doing a swingers tour...

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By *erekduvallCouple
over a year ago

swansea


"an old VW air cooled camper van, split screen of course "

Lovely vehicles, do you have one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would have to be the batmobile. Well you want attention and I can think of nothing better...ok maybe the Mystery machine out of scooby doo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need plenty of room, so got to be a Greyhound Bus "

That's roman orgy room!!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A tranny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A tranny?"

Very good..you being a tranny and all!! LOL!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would have to be the batmobile. Well you want attention and I can think of nothing better...ok maybe the Mystery machine out of scooby doo. "

haha how funny would that be if you was shagging away and a van pulled up at the side of you painted up like the mystery machine

well id laugh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"reliant robin...

I had an experience in a robin and it is certainly one I wouldn't want to repeat... "

Well the op did say..its fun...so why not...if its good enuf for del boi

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By *ettuceslugCouple
over a year ago

Driffield

A hearse has got to be where it's at for dogging...great viewing for those outside, the ornate decoration of the hearse provides plenty of 'tie off points' if you decide to go down that route.

In extreme cases, they could be used for a new concept 'drive by doggings' where the couple concentrate on their performance and a driver slowly cruises around a perhaps pre agreed route? Maybe a Facebook page or similar could give us all a chance to pre book a 'drive by' thus saving us lazier viewers even having to get out of their pj's! Happy Days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A hearse has got to be where it's at for dogging...great viewing for those outside, the ornate decoration of the hearse provides plenty of 'tie off points' if you decide to go down that route.

In extreme cases, they could be used for a new concept 'drive by doggings' where the couple concentrate on their performance and a driver slowly cruises around a perhaps pre agreed route? Maybe a Facebook page or similar could give us all a chance to pre book a 'drive by' thus saving us lazier viewers even having to get out of their pj's! Happy Days!"

I like your style of thinking! BRILLIANT!!

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By *oodnvampCouple
over a year ago

beverley


"A hearse has got to be where it's at for dogging...great viewing for those outside, the ornate decoration of the hearse provides plenty of 'tie off points' if you decide to go down that route.

In extreme cases, they could be used for a new concept 'drive by doggings' where the couple concentrate on their performance and a driver slowly cruises around a perhaps pre agreed route? Maybe a Facebook page or similar could give us all a chance to pre book a 'drive by' thus saving us lazier viewers even having to get out of their pj's! Happy Days!"

Genius!!! Can we come with ya then?

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By *oodnvampCouple
over a year ago

beverley

Does the driver have to wear a suit and look somber too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ok the hearse has done it for us. brilliant idea. come claim your prize.

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By *ettuceslugCouple
over a year ago

Driffield

Vamp...of course you can, my birthday suit is sombre enough, will that do? Tell us, should be play loud music to publicise the 'drive by dogging'(TM) and if so, what tracks should we play??

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By *ettuceslugCouple
over a year ago

Driffield

How much is that doggy in the window?

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By *ettuceslugCouple
over a year ago

Driffield

Perhaps we should know better than to ask what the prize would have been chipn?

It's not going to be a Bulleye "This is what you could have had.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely, smashing, greeeaaat! Come n av a look at what ya coulda shagged!

Ya get nuthin in this game for two in a bed!!

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By *ettuceslugCouple
over a year ago

Driffield

But 4 in a bed, well now you're talking! Anyway what are your suggestions for tracks to play guys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Anyway what are your suggestions for tracks to play guys?"

Who let the doggers out...

Or anything by Bach...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But 4 in a bed, well now you're talking! Anyway what are your suggestions for tracks to play guys?"

Back in black AC/DC

Fuck her gently Tenacious D

Having a gang bang Black lace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mazda Bongo which converts to a camper van

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

Dogging! would have to be a ROVER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the best music comes from Toss car, by Poochini...;-);-)

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By *oodnvampCouple
over a year ago

beverley


"ok the hearse has done it for us. brilliant idea. come claim your prize."

Haha hey could have a drive-by dogging orgy!

Now there's an idea!

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By *ettuceslugCouple
over a year ago

Driffield

Good idea Goodnvamps should we upgrade to a coach or bus for that something different in each window?

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By *ettuceslugCouple
over a year ago

Driffield

If we went down the route of expanding this business opportunity to investment in a 'showbus', there are definate possibilities for this time of year when we could rebrand it as the Advent Dogging Drive by, revealing a new window and couple each day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a Winnebago with clear perspex sides and furnished with plush beds?

Its got to beat standing outside trying to get a hard on in this snowy cold weather while a woman hangs her arse out the window and she ends up with chapped lips and not the ones on her face

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Ahhh, the old Austin Maxi would have made a great doggers car! It had the ability to turn the inside into a double bed..

We have never been dogging, but we have slept in a Maxi on holiday one year when we "ran out of petrol". And no mobiles to tell the olds where we were lol

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Just had a thought! (ouch!!) With the snow on the way, what about a sleigh like Santa's got with really warm blankets and a canopy.. Could call it.....

The Doggin Toboggin

(Yes, I know I spelt it wrong, but this works better... )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a thought! (ouch!!) With the snow on the way, what about a sleigh like Santa's got with really warm blankets and a canopy.. Could call it.....

The Doggin Toboggin

(Yes, I know I spelt it wrong, but this works better... )"

Love it! Got me tools out and making one now!!

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By *ettuceslugCouple
over a year ago

Driffield

Doggin Toboggin, we like it! (I see they're from near God's Quarter Art?)

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By *oodnvampCouple
over a year ago

beverley

Oooh the Westwood would be ACE for Doggin Tobbogin!

*Looks outside to see if it's snowing here yet*

Dammit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doggin Toboggin, we like it! (I see they're from near God's Quarter Art?)"

Is he chipping in for timber or the ski's? Which quarter will he be sitting in?

Oh! Hang on got ya

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"Doggin Toboggin, we like it! (I see they're from near God's Quarter Art?)

Is he chipping in for timber or the ski's? Which quarter will he be sitting in?

Oh! Hang on got ya "

Knowing our luck, we'll be pulling...... The fookin Doggin Toboggin

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By *ettuceslugCouple
over a year ago

Driffield

Get ya sledge, you've pulled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All aboard the doggin, toboggin! Who's getting on???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Prize taken back off of lettuce and re-awarded. Doggin Tobboggin now defo the winner

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By *landPeggyCouple
over a year ago

Holland !

.... own a hearse/ambulance and a camper van, don't dare give any more information out, internet police and all that. ( Mercedes's '

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

would buy santas sleigh so i cud leave a special delivery in girls stockings without getting locked up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No contest. A hummer with a great big sliding door for access, plenty of windows for viewing and loads of room in the back, especially when kitted out properly. Its 4 wheel drive which means you can take off across country should undesirables or the police show up. Slop some mud over the number plates just to finish things off!

(Mr Lick does not endorse breaking any laws whatsoever, because its naughty)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some sort of 4x4 possibly a Land Rover Discovery :p

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