FabSwingers.com forum: What is your job?

By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I do sometimes muse what you lovely Fabsters do for a job sooooo what is your job?

I’m a Lion tamer!

Just getting my whip ready for today’s taming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We build handbrakes for canoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will have to ask nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

International man of mistery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep drainage laying pipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I repair holes in the spacetime continuum.

I already posted this next Thursday.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Specialist in calculators and spreadsheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sell buckets of steam to power Unicorns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dream granter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can try to guess my job

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Sub-aqua parachute tester.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

David Bowie tribute act.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sell sea shells down by the sea shore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Modern day Cinderella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think I have a job. My mother says you don’t need to work when one owns the country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can try to guess my job

Dog walker?

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By *hrewsgirl0Woman
over a year ago

shrewsbury

I’m a fish fart collector for a well known spirit level company

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

I wring out, for a one-armed window cleaner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plasterer, message me I you need any

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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago

Grantham

Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Team

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Crawley Down

I make chocolate fire guards, and the occasional chocolate tea pot.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Cock taster

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

One legged arse kicker

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"One legged arse kicker"

I read it as ‘licker’ at first ha ha.

How can you kick arse with one leg? Huh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paint mixer. I specialize in tins of tartan paint and camouflage paint....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make everyday items out of chocolate.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm a pheasant plucker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plasterer, message me I you need any"

I bet you get loads of offers of cracks to fill?

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Fake Taxi driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex toy tester

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Manufacturer of long stands for apprentices.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Scientists specialised in the hunting in capture of unicorns yes specially interested in they're rainbow farts..

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By *othianGuy41Man
over a year ago

anywhere

I make ashtrays for motorbikes

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

Prophet of advents that will never happen and freelance sperm donor x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I unblock peoples pipes

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I make lots of hungry people happy and less hungry.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Weekdays Head of Potatoes.

Weekends Gilf Commander.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"David Blowie tribute act."

Rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can try to guess my job

I already tried that

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Here and there

Indiana Jones bullwhip coach.

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By *oopy097Man
over a year ago

east mids

I sell ice cream to the Eskimos

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I sell ice cream to the Eskimos"

Someone has to.....

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

IT god.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read the news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Owner of Fabswingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a firestarter,twisted firestarter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn star

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By *edscot84Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I make exceedingly good cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Owner of Fabswingers

You’re certainly owning that avatar...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I analyse people's swear words on this site to see who can come up with the most inventive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Controller of chaos (mrs)

Makes life a little brighter (mr)

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By *rlo67Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

I drill holes to find water

It’s well boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I analyse people's swear words on this site to see who can come up with the most inventive. "

As the owner of Fab, you’re my employee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Porn star

Porn name? Link ?

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By *exybecs777TV/TS
over a year ago

Weymouth

I make engines for gliders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secret agent.

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By *pple16Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

Self employed photographer, shoot for the adult sites.

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Hook

"I do sometimes muse what you lovely Fabsters do for a job sooooo what is your job?

I’m a Lion tamer!

Just getting my whip ready for today’s taming.

A part time Lion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stone mason ... solid as a rock

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By *ymaleMan
over a year ago

nr Bradford

Stunt cock....when your action scene needs more reaction

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Unicorn tamer

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I analyse people's swear words on this site to see who can come up with the most inventive.

As the owner of Fab, you’re my employee

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What's my salary please ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under paid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dick about and MissJ fannies around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really have a job, I just go out at 8 and sit in the car round the corner all day so I can come back at 5 and complain about how tired I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put the bubbles in spirit levels

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Hook

I did want to be a doctor but I didn’t have the patience.

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Hook

I’m now a phycologist and analyse people on forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After being employed since leaving school I have the luxury if taking a break, moved 200 miles and got a house and garden to do up.

I'm actually thinking that going back to work would be easier!

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

I drill the holes in crumpets

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

Undercarriage inspector.

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Undercarriage inspector. "

Why doesn’t this surprise me?

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Just been offered a new role as a part time penis checker....weighing up the pro’s and con’s of it now.

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

I'm a disposable lighter repairman.

I also play the triangle semi-professionally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock juggling thunder cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually James Bond...but ssh don't tell anyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sagger makers bottom knocker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality control making sure the stripes are equal in the paint.

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Russian spy!

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

My job is filling in the coloured bits in pilau rice.

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By *tsJeanLucMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I get rid of chicken strips on people’s tyres whilst wearing leathers and getting my knee down

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"Undercarriage inspector.

Why doesn’t this surprise me?

I ask permission first!! I don’t just sneak up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Modern day Cinderella

A cleaner...

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By *oppingcandieCouple
over a year ago

Huntingdon Peterborough

I'm a cat's eye cleaner

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

Chief napper

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bed comfort tester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional procrastinator!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I make people's dreams come true

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

im a boob inspector

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not the pheasant plucker........ that’s my dad

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

I am a rear gunner on a Coca Cola truck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Engineering of a certain kind. ...message me if your interested in knowing if I can be of any help

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Electrician in real life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a professional cynic but my heart's not in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work for the department of agriculture, veterinary division,castrating farm animals,l.

The wages are low but the tips can be enormous boom boom

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Hook

"Russian spy!"

Fake news people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall be donning my cape tonight and helping people in there hour of need

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I shall be donning my cape tonight and helping people in there hour of need

Spelling Inspector

‘their’

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Team"

There are no mountains in Lincolnshire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make people's dreams come true

I’ll check that out personally lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Team

There are no mountains in Lincolnshire!"

There’s some rolling hills tho

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I shall be donning my cape tonight and helping people in there hour of need

Help! Help!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I talk to pillows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald Trumps hairdresser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall be donning my cape tonight and helping people in there hour of need

Help! Help!

I’ll just fire up the chopper and get my kit bag....

At your service Ma’am

Those pillows again!

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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago

Grantham

"Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Team

There are no mountains in Lincolnshire!"

I'd pay money to see you tackle Steep Hill in Lincoln wearing THOSE heels!

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Paint mixer. I specialize in tins of tartan paint and camouflage paint...."

Painted my house with real good camoflage paint. You wouldnt even know there was a house there.

Downside is no one can find my house

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

"I make chocolate fire guards, and the occasional chocolate tea pot."

Useful then .... lol

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I shall be donning my cape tonight and helping people in there hour of need

Help! Help!

I’ll just fire up the chopper and get my kit bag....

At your service Ma’am

Those pillows again!

I was gonna say ‘ cum quick’ but don’t rush lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall be donning my cape tonight and helping people in there hour of need

Help! Help!

I’ll just fire up the chopper and get my kit bag....

At your service Ma’am

Those pillows again!

I was gonna say ‘ cum quick’ but don’t rush lol"

Somethings just simply are not meant to be rushed and require delicate hands, a sharp mind and the ability to hold ones nerve when others might falter

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I shall be donning my cape tonight and helping people in there hour of need

Help! Help!

I’ll just fire up the chopper and get my kit bag....

At your service Ma’am

Those pillows again!

I was gonna say ‘ cum quick’ but don’t rush lol

Somethings just simply are not meant to be rushed and require delicate hands, a sharp mind and the ability to hold ones nerve when others might falter

Oh I totally agree!

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

I have been a mirror technican for 30yrs.

I just cant see myself doing anything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carbon dioxide manufacturer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a Cyber security consultant for a group of investment firms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Astronaut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a mirror tester but can really see myself doing something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flick buttons, spray chemtrail, the rest is PFM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Retired Jedi

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I have been a mirror technican for 30yrs.

I just cant see myself doing anything else."

My kind of man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a elevator repairman .it's an OK job..but it does have it's up's and down's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could tell you but I'd have to fuck you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a diesel fitter in a tights factory. I stand at the end of the line as they come along and say, "Yep, dese 'll fit her".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in the cheese sandwich factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Space ranger

spiffing pirate and jolly boys own style adventurer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I build bespoke ashtrays for motorbikes and peddle bikes

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Crawley Down

"I make ashtrays for motorbikes "

Ah you are the one who makes them for the Honda goldwing then

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

part time mafia hitman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in the research department of a university....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do sometimes muse what you lovely Fabsters do for a job sooooo what is your job?

I’m a Lion tamer!

Just getting my whip ready for today’s taming.

I’m a lion

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

"I work in the research department of a university....

I'd like to work in your research department

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

When i told everyone I wanted to be a stand up comedian they all laughed.

Here I am still doing it 25yrs later, they're not laughing now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car park attendant. It’s hard on so many levels

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Odd sod carrier on the khyber pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My actual job entails me getting down on my hands and knees and getting filthy from time to time. So worth it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work in the research department of a university....

Sydney uni by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Property owner/developer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nitrous oxide seller. It’s no laughing matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work in the research department of a university....

Sydney uni by any chance?"

G’day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am doing a three year university course in physcology.

I support those with mental health issues. Children that have been in care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in research and development of beds. Specifically the durability department

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I am iron man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

domicillary carer. one of the mad creatures that make meals, drinks, does house work and do personal care for ppls loved ones.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Taxman.

Mrs FGoS thinks that I'm taxing to live with....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can try to guess my job

I already tried that"

Pole dancer

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

a joiner plus i own a small pub

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By *allyandJonCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Cock Snot Extractor

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Cock Snot Extractor "

Extract away...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a professional rectal thermometer.

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By *hunkymonkey2018Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

A cosmetic surgeon specialising in designer vaginas and boob jobs

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By *hunkymonkey2018Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

Property entrepreneur really

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"a joiner plus i own a small pub

Good with your hands then handsome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

History teacher but there's no future in it

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

My own business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

McDonalds chef, 2 gold stars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My actual job entails me getting down on my hands and knees and getting filthy from time to time. So worth it though."

Hey, mine too.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I'm a crash-test dummy's body double.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

International biscuit designer.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I could tell you but then I would have to shred you

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Full time nun here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a Victorian explorer, I go round finding places where people already live, calling it Victoria and sticking flags in it. Currently claiming what used to be called Berlin, now of course Victoria and a province of England.

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I am a Victorian explorer, I go round finding places where people already live, calling it Victoria and sticking flags in it. Currently claiming what used to be called Berlin, now of course Victoria and a province of England.

I bet you’re Life and Soul of the party

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Work at a convent...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Template for Zepplin makers

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By *hunkymonkey2018Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

Im a monk eho works as a plastic surgeon specialising in Boobs

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Magherafelt

I do modelling work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a snow shovel salesman in Dubai

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make tartan paint

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

I’m a nun chucker for nunchucks....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m an acoustic engineer. I can make your room sound nicer. So no one can hear the screaming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spy master during the week

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By *eorge n DragonCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Alien exterminator.

Thats why you you never see any

Your welcome

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot

Technician broadly in IT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I am a cushion, well that is what the cat is telling me...

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By *hubaysi OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Today I am a cushion, well that is what the cat is telling me..."

If you’re a cat dad you’re my type of person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a guess

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