FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest profile

By *he Happy Man OP Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

What is the funniest profile you have read?

I read somebody’s profile and all it had for the profile text was "Why bother? Nobody bothers to read them anyway"

It was obvious they were sick of getting one line replies and cock shots. And also from people who are not compatible and have not read their profile properly. So they changed it to why bother.

Made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looked at yer thread, read it and thought should i reply. then though nahhhhh why bother

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"looked at yer thread, read it and thought should i reply. then though nahhhhh why bother

lol"

PMSL!!

I'll answer coz I'm a nice tramp

I like the ones where admin have butted in with stuff like -- "You're not allowed abusive profiles"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or take the pic off yer profile with yer fist up yer minge coz that offends people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" What is the funniest profile you have read?

I read somebody’s profile and all it had for the profile text was "Why bother? Nobody bothers to read them anyway"

It was obvious they were sick of getting one line replies and cock shots. And also from people who are not compatible and have not read their profile properly. So they changed it to why bother.

Made me laugh.

I've seen quite a few profiles with similar messages tacked on to the top. Just wish I'd get a few emails so I could post the same *sniff*

Damn, forgot the sympathy vote doesn't work with the hardnoses round here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or take the pic off yer profile with yer fist up yer minge coz that offends people"

It does?

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By *he Happy Man OP Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"or take the pic off yer profile with yer fist up yer minge coz that offends people"

Lol Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" What is the funniest profile you have read?

I read somebody’s profile and all it had for the profile text was "Why bother? Nobody bothers to read them anyway"

It was obvious they were sick of getting one line replies and cock shots. And also from people who are not compatible and have not read their profile properly. So they changed it to why bother.

Made me laugh.

I've seen quite a few profiles with similar messages tacked on to the top. Just wish I'd get a few emails so I could post the same *sniff*

Damn, forgot the sympathy vote doesn't work with the hardnoses round here

Bless ya little cotton socks

I'm new, so I can still be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yer know those pics in ya private gallery. the ones of ya tiggler. they remind me of that cartoon. you know the one, inspector gadget. one of em looks like when it spins it will lift ya up in the air hun.

is that superman flying over morrisons....oh no its tiggler from fab with his tiggler switched on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" What is the funniest profile you have read?

I read somebody’s profile and all it had for the profile text was "Why bother? Nobody bothers to read them anyway"

It was obvious they were sick of getting one line replies and cock shots. And also from people who are not compatible and have not read their profile properly. So they changed it to why bother.

Made me laugh.

I've seen quite a few profiles with similar messages tacked on to the top. Just wish I'd get a few emails so I could post the same *sniff*

Damn, forgot the sympathy vote doesn't work with the hardnoses round here

Bless ya little cotton socks

I'm new, so I can still be nice

ffs you be nice....nearly choked on me coffee....yeah coffee. not having no merlot tonite...kept making me sad...especially when i got to the bottom of the bottle and realised there was no more in the house. now thats fookin sad

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By *he Happy Man OP Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"yer know those pics in ya private gallery. the ones of ya tiggler. they remind me of that cartoon. you know the one, inspector gadget. one of em looks like when it spins it will lift ya up in the air hun.

is that superman flying over morrisons....oh no its tiggler from fab with his tiggler switched on"

Lol you have got me paranoid now. Wait until I see you in morrisons pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" What is the funniest profile you have read?

I read somebody’s profile and all it had for the profile text was "Why bother? Nobody bothers to read them anyway"

It was obvious they were sick of getting one line replies and cock shots. And also from people who are not compatible and have not read their profile properly. So they changed it to why bother.

Made me laugh.

I've seen quite a few profiles with similar messages tacked on to the top. Just wish I'd get a few emails so I could post the same *sniff*

Damn, forgot the sympathy vote doesn't work with the hardnoses round here

Bless ya little cotton socks

I'm new, so I can still be nice

Um, excuse me. I'm an angel, me

Sorry to hear about your merlot lackage thereof, I got a litre of voddie in the freezer if that will do as a substitute?

See, that was me, you know, being nice, -- again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" What is the funniest profile you have read?

I read somebody’s profile and all it had for the profile text was "Why bother? Nobody bothers to read them anyway"

It was obvious they were sick of getting one line replies and cock shots. And also from people who are not compatible and have not read their profile properly. So they changed it to why bother.

Made me laugh.

I've seen quite a few profiles with similar messages tacked on to the top. Just wish I'd get a few emails so I could post the same *sniff*

Damn, forgot the sympathy vote doesn't work with the hardnoses round here

Bless ya little cotton socks

I'm new, so I can still be nice

Um, excuse me. I'm an angel, me

Sorry to hear about your merlot lackage thereof, I got a litre of voddie in the freezer if that will do as a substitute?

See, that was me, you know, being nice, -- again

fook me, you sharing ya voddy you must be feeling ill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol, I am!! Off to delouse the kids and maybe myself while I'm at it. Catch ya later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sed u were ill not lousy.

rite am off to a chat room, its boring here now that no one is fighting.

then am off to catch up on some tv on itv player

pm me if war breaks out and they need the red cross. i look horny in a nurses outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sed u were ill not lousy.

rite am off to a chat room, its boring here now that no one is fighting.

then am off to catch up on some tv on itv player

pm me if war breaks out and they need the red cross. i look horny in a nurses outfit"

Giving up smokings going well i see kitten xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

christ!one extreme to another! love in now xxx

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over a year ago

"sed u were ill not lousy.

rite am off to a chat room, its boring here now that no one is fighting.

then am off to catch up on some tv on itv player

pm me if war breaks out and they need the red cross. i look horny in a nurses outfit

Giving up smokings going well i see kitten xx

funny you should mention it. well i was on the champix wasnt i. i still smoked it just made me depressed as hell and sick. so today just picked up me zyban script. gona start after the bank holiday. and woe betide anyone who fooks me off then. will ave me tommy gun with me and blow yer heads off

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