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Well, that about sums it up!!

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By *thwalescpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

brecon

Was joking around with my son, talking about "How to..." guides on the interwebby, and I jokingly said "I bet there's even a "How to take a dump" instructional manual on there.

He googled it, and guess what.... there is!!

Now, who the hell needs a step by step guide on how to crimp one off ffs?

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Did it explain whether you should wipe your arse from front to back or from back to front?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did it explain whether you should wipe your arse from front to back or from back to front?"

That depends on whether one is male or female. Males wipe back to front, females wipe front to back or they'll be scooping shit into their fannies.

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By *thwalescpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

brecon


"Did it explain whether you should wipe your arse from front to back or from back to front?

That depends on whether one is male or female. Males wipe back to front, females wipe front to back or they'll be scooping shit into their fannies. "

ewwwwwwwwww, back to front, my erm... well, arse!!!

I always wipe front to back, I dont want clingons beind my ballsack..... eugh!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What's all this wiping business?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did it explain whether you should wipe your arse from front to back or from back to front?

That depends on whether one is male or female. Males wipe back to front, -)"

Blimey I've been doing it wrong all these years xx

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Seriously?

Do men wipe back to front?

YUK!!!!!!!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"Did it explain whether you should wipe your arse from front to back or from back to front?

That depends on whether one is male or female. Males wipe back to front, -)

Blimey I've been doing it wrong all these years xx "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have staff for that kind of thing!

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

forget back to front

Forget front to back

what about up and down?

I wrap my middle finger in bog roll, ram it up there and have a rummage

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Could be worse, when i were a mathmatecian, i worked it out with a pencil.

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West


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Could be worse, when i were a mathmatecian, i worked it out with a pencil. "

Good job you wasn't an English teacher!

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