FabSwingers.com forum: What were you infamous for in school?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was speaking to a guy on here lastnight that I was in school with and haven't seen since leaving 18 years ago

(feel old!) Anyway he said he remembers me from what he referred to as my catchphrase which was "can we do chocolate ones?"

He was on about food technology class and every week if it was something sweet I'd always ask if we could make it chocolatey, Victoria sponges, butterfly cakes, pancakes, I even asked if I could make my scones chocolate.

Was just a nice funny memory, of course different people would have different memories of me but I thought that was sweet what he remembered me by!

What were you remembered for in school?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

100 metres sprint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can say as i signed the official secrets act

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Can't say as the investigation is still ongoing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Athletics and winning a fiver in six form when I ate a stick of chalk. Not recommended!

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Attempted credit-card fraud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from being infamous for my comedic impersonations of teachers, I'm mostly remembered for being 'the girl who got puked on over her head'!! On a coach in London as we disembarked, a boy emptied his stomach contents over me....

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a boffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being not-noticed.

Everybody didn't really know me, but knew it...

Huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't remember me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being the school bike.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Renting out porn and throwing 'coach bolt bombs' around the playground

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Partying

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Weirdly my school gave out certificates when we left. Every child got one.

They started serious... best in maths... best cook etc then they came on to the ‘less academic’ children....

Mine was - worlds shortest school skirt and ‘most likely to marry a premiership footballer’ lol

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Being the school bike.

Was that a school sponsored scheme like the Boris Bikes or were you independent?

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By *ittlevixenWoman
over a year ago

Mold North Wales

Mostly Sports... but I had the centre seat on the back row of the bus, always saved for me. In our school that meant I was cool hahaha.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Let's just say me and school didn't get along. Enough said

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I remember my maths teacher saying to me you'll never work with numbers. Used to tease me about it then when I worked in Barclays Bank for 18 months and he would come in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being tall. One of my School pals shared a group pic of us on Facebook of a School trip to Stackpole. Somebody commented i looked like one of the Teachers, considering i had my hair in bunches, i doubt that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sporting god!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having extremely large boobs for my age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading a novel under the desk when I was in German class... Teacher clocked it and stormed over to take my book.

Tug of war with a big sweaty man and little 5' nothing 8 stone teenager over a book.

I won

Sent to the head... Again.

Don't know why he ever bothered I told him I wasn't doing German and answered every question he asked me with Inga Binga Bunga banga....

I was such an arsehole. Fb

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I was famous for having a brace and evening a geek

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

For being the only goth

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Babs? Babs who? .... I don’t think they even realised they had me until they were obliged to write a report for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goth mosher kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For being the ugly duckling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1500 meter and 10k representative in athletics.

Was commonly known as the class clown though. Always use to crack the jokes, make the funny noises and spent far too much time in the head mistress room lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing up to a teacher in P.Ewho was throwing his weight around on the football pitch.

Gained the respect of the teacher and classmates.

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

For being MIA after year 8

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"For being the only goth

No way were you a goth

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Being the school bike.

Omg what a gorgeous bike you must have been

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Rebel

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Having extremely large boobs for my age. "

Not a good look for a boy

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

The geek with the porno collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falling through the skylight after climbing on the roof to get the ball, ended up with a broken collar bone, twisted my knee to the point it was side ways and got suspended to top it off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For being the fat ugly girl with the nhs glasses and huge boobs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

riding my yamaha FSIE (fizzy) through the corridors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being fourteen with a boyfriend four years older than me. Worked out for me though! But I got badly bullied for it

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By *litzy-Red-DevilWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

For giving the whole class chicken pox when the mother sent me full of spots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being fourteen with a boyfriend four years older than me. Worked out for me though! But I got badly bullied for it"

And I bet them bullies are now just jobless wanker.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

For being the quiet, geeky one until 6th form when I apparently 'blossomed' lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For being the kid sister of two brothers, who had reputations for being nasty bastards.

Needless to say I was never bullied lol.

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By *irk Diggler 02Man
over a year ago

Swindon

For being the boy most likely to succeed! How wrong they were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Class clown keeping the rest entertained

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By *harliebbwWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Selling things....

Comdons, morning after pill, fags,

Porn mags/films.

My locker was known as the shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Activated the fire alarm

And drank water out of a rubbing alcohol bottle in front of the principle

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

For kneeing the class bully in the groin after he tried to put sawdust down my shirt in woodwork.yeah him and his gang got the revenge they felt they needed after to school to save face but after that he never picked on me again and I was known as the quiet one who you don’t want to get angry x

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I was pretty geeky at school

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Never beaten at 200m, being notably faster than the bullies.

The clever nerd with bad hair.

The only open atheist in the school... The RE teachers hated that, especially when I scored higher than the rest in RE exams lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking 9 times in one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having extremely large boobs for my age.

Not a good look for a boy"
eh?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Probably being a chubby geek in my oh so sexy NHS spex

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I was the quiet one who stayed out of the way because if I didnt I was bullied relentlessly

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By *edfleetMan
over a year ago

covent garden

For being caught giving one of the 6thformers a blow job in the toilets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walkie talkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm remembered for being the person who blew up a school toilet.

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By *oneeMan
over a year ago

bath

I was well known for always being in trouble at school and also for being the first pupil to score a hundred in a cricket match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being the nerd ....

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Being the nerd ...."

I would like to get nerdy with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was known for my sport as lived on the field, on the courts etc., won everything. I was nicknamed Twiggy and the tallest girl at school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stealing sodium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly for me it was being morbidly obese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaking the Teacher's nose with a football (wayward free kick honest) in the end of year Staff v Football team match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 1994 *incident*.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

Being pedantic, facetious and sarcastic...Not much has changed really

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Having extremely large boobs for my age. "
ps you still have

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"The 1994 *incident*. "
it wasn’t a band camp story was it

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By *avenTinaCouple
over a year ago

Southport

Arriving in a new school and kicking the crap out of the school bully when he tried to take my dinner money!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Also would be remembered for throwing a scissors at a boys head. Didn't mean to, was a lesson where the teacher hadn't turned up, everyone was in the class going nuts and throwing felts and pencils round the room at each other, I had a box of pencils next to me which I was throwing and then picked up the next thing and threw it and it just happened to be a pair of scissors, granted they were small with rounded edges but still metal and cut this boys head!

The worst part was that he was a geeky boy and said that he wouldn't tell any of the teachers but I took him to the nurse and said what happened and got in a whole world of shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The 1994 *incident*. "

That sounds like something out of a top-secret Government paranormal investigation..

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

For refusing to do the high jump so I was made to run two laps of the all weather pitch after school, my mum went ballistic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two expulsions numerous suspensions and stabbing a couple of bullies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having extremely large boobs for my age. ps you still have

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yeah but I'm an adult now lol. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stealing sodium"

What did you do with it? I tied magnesium ribbon I boosted around some ones skate board and lit it.?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

For being in rebellion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most people remember me for being Karen's (Not real name) wee sister x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock of the school 1977-1978

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not remembered because I was hardly ever there!!

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By *ymaleMan
over a year ago

nr Bradford

Being the school entrepreneur...anyone want to buy a cheap walkman?

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

My boobs and long nails lol. I've been reminded over the years of breaking the Year 8 discus record by throwing 32m and it still stands today 31 years later. Being in Woman magazine as part of Class of the 90s and getting 100% in the basic numeracy exam after finishing it in 15 mins and walking out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly don't know. Not a lot, probably.

I haven't spoken to anyone I went to school with (apart from my sister) in years.

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

boxing. selling stuff.... pens... sweets... looseys haha

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By *lbert_shlossedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Trouble!. Alas

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By *lbert_shlossedMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Two expulsions numerous suspensions and stabbing a couple of bullies.

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You sound like my old headmaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two expulsions numerous suspensions and stabbing a couple of bullies.

You sound like my old headmaster

Mr MacTheKnife who taught geometry, religious education and stabbing cunts up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stealing sodium

What did you do with it? I tied magnesium ribbon I boosted around some ones skate board and lit it.?"

Experiments in the bogs with some classmates. Unfortunately when the lad keeping dixie warned a teacher was coming, the one holding the big lump shit himself and threw it into one of the bogs. The extreme exothermic reaction caused the the knackered porcelain bog to explode, so we got caught

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Stealing lead off the roof, 3 of us had quite sore bottoms a couple of days later when it was over the headmaster's study. Mind you, that's life at boarding school for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not been there

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Being the most bullied person in school

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Being good at rounders.

The best at spelling.

Punching one in the face if they annoyed me enough.

Always being on detention.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Not been there "

I'm calling the fire brigade to extinguish your pants!

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Being the big boobs rebellious only goth in the school who turned up when she felt like it lol. I was a bad girl sowwy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been there

I'm calling the fire brigade to extinguish your pants! "
i did not mate . I went once in 3 years . Went to court twice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not been there

I'm calling the fire brigade to extinguish your pants! i did not mate . I went once in 3 years . Went to court twice lol "
has you can tell from my grammar

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Being the painfully shy, slightly geeky one who blushed bright pink if anyone spoke to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a southerner. Apparently I was posh because of my accent. I lived in Wigan. It’s not a great memory for me tho. I was always bullied for it.

L x

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Having a fight on my first day

and knocking out the school bully.

Being almost banned for selling

beer and cigarettes.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Not been there

I'm calling the fire brigade to extinguish your pants! i did not mate . I went once in 3 years . Went to court twice lol "

Attending educational establishments does more than teach you how to speak, spell and add up correctly. For instance I know how to give someone a Chinese burn

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Being kicked out of maths. Hated it and would act up just to get thrown out.

Also started a quite legendary food fight

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

Fireworks:

Setting off a 3-shot air bomb repeater in the corridor. First ine went off outside head of years door which was open just as two and three went off zipping along the corridor bit this time straight into his office smashing trophies off the shelf and starting a small fire in his carpet.

Next was the exploding dog poo.

After sticking 30 to 40 whistling rockets that had been converted to bangers by drilling out the whistle powder.

Soon realising a member of public was walking down the ally we lit them quickly and ran off, stopping at the end to see dog-shit flying everywhere.

From the special assembly the morning after lasting until 3pm as head master refused to let anyone leave "until the two pupils who covered an old msn in dog poo yesterday came forward". Oh my god, me and my mate chewed our tongues, lips and cheeks in trying for 5 hours not to laugh snd give the game away.. I can still see lumps of poo jumping over the hedges poor guy must have got a right shock walking round the corner into that.

Then there was thr time that the class 'I can get anything and sell it for profit' came in with his Man City bag stuffed with pre-ordered rockets, bangers and air bombs.

Not a good day for him as morning was science. I managed to accidently (on purpose) drop in some lighted splints and zipped it up before swiftly moving to the other side of the class.

That baby went with a bang then many others where our heroic teacher saved the day by slinging the bag popping and banging out the second floor window.

Poor boy was suspended for 5 weeks and allowed back on his final warning.

They used to call me Pyro..

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

For cheating.

Unfortunately it was with the headmaster's wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In junior school.

During PE I was dying for a wee. I asked my teacher. She told me to wait till the lesson was over, I couldn’t

Ended up with wet knickers.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Breaking records, in cross country, track & swimming.

There were a few less glowing claim to fames too..

Blowing up the chemistry lab, flooding the domestic science block, setting fire to Mother Superior!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For being my brother's sister. His reputation was pretty wild.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

No, just weird and at home with the misfits. Although probably the biggest personality on the Chess team.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"For being my brother's sister. His reputation was pretty wild. "

Looks like your making your own reputatuon for that now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

School football team captain and bloody good at football just not good enough to make it haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being the only boy with long hair and piercings, i was a cross between a skater / goth / emo, then about half way through our final year of school I beat up a group of bullies and was never harassed again

yaaay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was called a "mysterious machine with low self esteem" in college, so I suppose that

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Being the only boy with long hair and piercings, i was a cross between a skater / goth / emo, then about half way through our final year of school I beat up a group of bullies and was never harassed again

yaaay"

I’m the pierced and tattoo weirdo everyone knows lol

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
over a year ago

belfast

Being from a slum area. Went to a grammar school and came from council estate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being incredibly shy and sitting hunched at my desk with the top of my jumper pulled up over my nose so only my eyes and top of my head were peeking out

Well that's what I got told a few years back by someone I bumped in to from the same english lit' class.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being the boy who kept getting his nose broken. It still points to the left.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I (M) had lots of stories for this however , as was pointed out to me, some of them could instantly identify me to some people, so a couple of small ones,

Being caught putting a guys head under the swan neck taps in chemistry lab, however, in mitigation I only did it because his long, voluminous hair was on fire from a paper aeroplane thrown through a Bunsen flame landed on his head. (I didn’t throw it either I just happened to be on the next bench)

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Being the short haired ginger one alongside the 50 or so long haired ginger ones

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

A somewhat lucrative cigarette business when 20 cost £1.30 and sold for 20p each.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a massive virgin with no social skills.

And lifting a bully up by his throat.

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By *ion78Man
over a year ago

Erith

Wish i was at your school would have more fun than minex

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Messing. Laughing. Fighting and giving cheek.

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By *he Big Five OhhMan
over a year ago

bristol

Being the football team goalie, playing guitar and d.j'ing...ah 45's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I discovered the Higgs Boson while cocking about with a Bunsen burner in physics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being there. Even the teachers were susprised to see me.

I would get a full round of appluase

For turning up to maths.

And yes i passed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best goalkeeping performance seen at the school,setting a fire at chemistry.Getting sent off in a school away football match erm having work experience cancelled for crashing a car in a car body shop plus a few more little minor things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh having a real tattoo too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inability to sing, was told to mime during class choir lessons!

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By *he Big Five OhhMan
over a year ago

bristol

Oh .. and taking a hand grenade to science.. needless to say everyone was chuffed that we evacuated lol

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Being the best footballer in the school in year 7 and also being top in athletics. Oh the attention it got me. Great memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a twin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being a twin"

Twins bazel twins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funnily enough, being 'frigid'.

Wasn't interested in sex at all and turned down one too many boys, earning me the frigid title.. It also morphed into the 'dyke' title.

If only they knew me now..

Eve. x

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Funnily enough, being 'frigid'.

Wasn't interested in sex at all and turned down one too many boys, earning me the frigid title.. It also morphed into the 'dyke' title.

If only they knew me now..

Eve. x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being fat, spotty and looking like a boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being a twin"

There’s two of you, wow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being a twix "

Gimme two fingers baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irreverence towards authority, little has changed.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I don't know if you'll believe me or not as it's something really unusual for me....

Farting.

And playing ice hockey, that wasn't really the norm.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Being the oldest in my year, everyone wanted me to buy their smokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is going to sound big headed but people at school referred to me as ‘the Loch Ness monster’

Only because they all assumed I had a big cock but no one had actually seen it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My heart throb of a brother I paled in comparison to him and people still say to me oh your so and so's sister who went to my school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My shyness..not kidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being an unsympathetic bully who didnt give a shit about anyone.

I shouldn't really be a teacher but I like the holidays.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

For get one over the bully's who used to pick on me during metalwork classes.

I managed to trap the main ones hand in a sliding vice and tightened it's to the point where he was crying his eyes out, and the pain he was in didn't register he only had to unwind the thing.

His partner in crime was told in no uncertain terms the file I was holding would disappear down his throat if he continued to bully me.

Truth be told I just snapped and was bricking it inside, shaking like made and fearful for the rest of my schooling, to the point of leaving early and not taking my exams.

The metalwork teacher took me outside to give me a bollocking, but couldn't help laughing and patting me on the back. Told me that I was the last person he'd have expected to give those cunts what for but well done for doing so.

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By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London

Not being a typical statistic black boy (went to a all boys school with majority black guys) and not being a hood/roadman and being a sweet boy in my school to other girls from neighbouring schools.

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By *edbath 5Man
over a year ago

london

Me and a mate Getting caught wanking ( not each other) by a teacher who told everyone on school journey.

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