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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

I hear the sounds of someone throwing their guts up on the pavement outside

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Snoring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 Live.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Nothing I have earplugs in. I just hear the sound of my own thoughts.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

One neighbour coughing their lungs up. Another playing a cheesy party reggae mix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motor car in the distance and people moving around upstairs.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Pink Floyd.....and some fighting outside near by, meh, typical Sunday morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fan...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog snoring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Mills in I Was Monty's Double. I love his voice : )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My clock ticking

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

The fan and hubby snoring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fan and hubby snoring

I can hear a fan too..and an Australian cop show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not going to lie I can hear myself breathing heavy with a throbbing cock in my hand! Any help would be much appreciated lol

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

My fridge making the strangest noises. Sounds a bit like a cow ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 Live."

Aretha Franklin now.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Robzombie on the dispatch bloke lap top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some one in the next room slamming a slut, either that or shes gonna have finger ache soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hear the sounds of someone throwing their guts up on the pavement outside

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the fridge motor and the cat eating

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds are stirring can hear a magpie

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

My poor broken heart thudding in my chest alongside the rain outside as I wonder if I'll ever sleep tonight.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My poor broken heart thudding in my chest alongside the rain outside as I wonder if I'll ever sleep tonight.....

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It's the coffee making your heart thud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter clawing the life out her chickenpox hahaha ..no sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My daughter clawing the life out her chickenpox hahaha ..no sleep"
oh my chicken pox I remember that one ha

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"My poor broken heart thudding in my chest alongside the rain outside as I wonder if I'll ever sleep tonight.....

Oh Hanky

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"My poor broken heart thudding in my chest alongside the rain outside as I wonder if I'll ever sleep tonight.....

It's the coffee making your heart thud

No coffee here.... I was actually pretty d*unk earlier but have sobered up now

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"My poor broken heart thudding in my chest alongside the rain outside as I wonder if I'll ever sleep tonight.....

Oh Hanky

x "

Not having a good one right now Babs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My poor broken heart thudding in my chest alongside the rain outside as I wonder if I'll ever sleep tonight.....

It's the coffee making your heart thud

No coffee here.... I was actually pretty d*unk earlier but have sobered up now

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havnt been d*unk for years not my thing really

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Feeder - Eskimo

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQEXzjgykjE

and some randy crows on ma roof

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Damn seagulls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then fridge and the kettle and the wind got back door open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock ticking

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By *tatMan
over a year ago

Horrabridge

Complete silence broken by the sound of myself moving

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By *ediMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Dead silence with the occasional gust of wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooo somebody's not in a good mood best tiptoe

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Fekkin wood pigeons. Dozen of them!

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By *969BewitchedWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

nothing ...... it's completely silent here. Bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog Barking but it's very quiet now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My jettle boiling. Brew and match of the day. Lovely x

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

The occasional car passing and some low key wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kettle even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nothing ...... it's completely silent here. Bliss "

Lend me some of that, please. Cheers

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By *aveyIOM1970Man
over a year ago

douglas

Silence and the odd car sound in the distance x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little bit of rain on the windows and the dog settling

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I can hear the rain ... it’s a beautiful sound.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hear the rain against my window bringing back sweet memories

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I can hear the rain against my window bringing back sweet memories "

Are you singing that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hear the rain against my window bringing back sweet memories

Are you singing that?

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yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rain

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I can hear the birds singing.

Mr2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The rain "

It never rains in Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The rain "
Morning beautiful that profile pic definitely my fav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hear the rain ... it’s a beautiful sound. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The rain

Morning beautiful that profile pic definitely my fav "

Oh aren’t you a charmer

thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The rain

It never rains in Scotland

That’s why I’m listening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of silence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shower running

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The rain

It never rains in Scotland

That’s why I’m listening!"

Maybe it's actually your shower left in from the night before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The rain

It never rains in Scotland

That’s why I’m listening!

Maybe it's actually your shower left in from the night before?"

I’ve been outside - it’s rain

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

The sound of silence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The rain

It never rains in Scotland

That’s why I’m listening!

Maybe it's actually your shower left in from the night before?

I’ve been outside - it’s rain

Are sure 100% site you've not just stepped into the shower, and your shower doesn't have an outdoor scene printed on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The rain

It never rains in Scotland

That’s why I’m listening!

Maybe it's actually your shower left in from the night before?

I’ve been outside - it’s rain

Are sure 100% site you've not just stepped into the shower, and your shower doesn't have an outdoor scene printed on it?"

Why are my dogs shitting in my shower?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The rain

It never rains in Scotland

That’s why I’m listening!

Maybe it's actually your shower left in from the night before?

I’ve been outside - it’s rain

Are sure 100% site you've not just stepped into the shower, and your shower doesn't have an outdoor scene printed on it?

Why are my dogs shitting in my shower?!"

They're too lazy to use the toilet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The rain

It never rains in Scotland

That’s why I’m listening!

Maybe it's actually your shower left in from the night before?

I’ve been outside - it’s rain

Are sure 100% site you've not just stepped into the shower, and your shower doesn't have an outdoor scene printed on it?

Why are my dogs shitting in my shower?!

They're too lazy to use the toilet?"

Bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can still hear people fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The rain

It never rains in Scotland

That’s why I’m listening!

Maybe it's actually your shower left in from the night before?

I’ve been outside - it’s rain

Are sure 100% site you've not just stepped into the shower, and your shower doesn't have an outdoor scene printed on it?

Why are my dogs shitting in my shower?!"
hope you meant sitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gulls!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Birds singing in the garden

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Just the wind outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife tapping away at a game on her ipad & the occasional car in the distance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog wanting his breakfast

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

A pigeon cooing in the woods near the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My blinds flapping and the garden wind chimes - woke me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby rhino snoring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog snoring and water trickling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A really annoying screechy bird

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Neighbours chickens quietly clucking. A few blackbirds. Wood pecker having a go at a tree in my garden. Dog barking the other side of the village. A tractor drove by about 10 minutes ago. My freind tapping out an email on her phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wood pigeons practicing there Riverdance routine on my roof.

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

I hear the roar of my alarm on my mob saying get up Ollie your late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sea and a bell buoy clanging away.

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

The wind and the river

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi everyone I can hear a seagull and few cars in the distance xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear bread people

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

My bath running!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wind the birds singing and the kettle boiling bliss Sunday morning in the middle of know where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbour taking a piss . Thin plasterboard walls are amusing

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Jet engines from a plane, hotel must be on the flight path to the airport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hear birds and my dog snoring. I don't want to hear anything just now, I want to go back to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's actually dead silent now no birds nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My neighbour taking a piss . Thin plasterboard walls are amusing

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you've got glass against your ear against the wall haven't you?

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By *ools47Woman
over a year ago

Failsworth

Monica proposing to Chandler.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

My dog playing with a squeaky toy .. far too early for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dog playing with a squeaky toy .. far too early for it

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Where's your ear defenders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dog playing with a squeaky toy .. far too early for it

At least it's not a sex toy

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

Rain against my window while I’m still in bed, somehow weirdly relaxing sounds

Also birdsong/birds chirping away.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Seagulls

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicestershire

His soft for breathing as he lays next to me asleep

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Absolutely nothing

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I hear bread people "

Are they loafing about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MOTD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hear bread people

Are they loafing about

That’s very bunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dog playing with a squeaky toy .. far too early for it

Lol my brothers dogs do that when I look after them. Pesky things. I went out and bought new toys in end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My neighbour taking a piss . Thin plasterboard walls are amusing

you've got glass against your ear against the wall haven't you?"

I actually drilled a hole and have a tube connector that attaches to a full ear horn

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"My dog playing with a squeaky toy .. far too early for it

Lol my brothers dogs do that when I look after them. Pesky things. I went out and bought new toys in end

It goes right through my head ... when I get up in the morning I like a coffee in peace Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sea gently lapping up on the beach

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

The kettle boiling

Just making a brew and a coffee.

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Church bells mostly in our mountain top apartment in Italy, I’ve had worse wake up alarms

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex

White Noise as I head to bed after working.

Helps me sleep as it blots out the world and people jetwashing their cars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Georgie Bingham ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him in the shower after our night at the masquerade ball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of a fan as my hotel room is inexplicably hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nrl game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dog playing with a squeaky toy .. far too early for it

Lol my brothers dogs do that when I look after them. Pesky things. I went out and bought new toys in end

It goes right through my head ... when I get up in the morning I like a coffee in peace Haha "

Lol oh yes harsh noise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tortoises climbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motd

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By *aradisecircusMan
over a year ago

Derry

the rather loud and irr_tating cookie swirl c on youtube

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

Absolute silence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wind, some cars, my puppy running around having a wobbely

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Planes going over.

The cats crunching cat biscuits.

A clock ticking.

Tinnitus in my left ear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mini pulled up outside exhaust has gone on it but omg you should see the sexy minx who climbed out

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

The tweet, tweet, tweeting of wee little birds.

The wind rustling the leaves of the tree.

My two monsters squabbling over how to best murder zombies in Minecraft.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Football on tv that Jacks watching .

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By *igerlilycubWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

The rain

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

My belly growling

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"My belly growling

Mine as well

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