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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any pointers, going to lap one up tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh what a way with words

Do the alphabet

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

With a nice chianti?

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Popcorn anyone?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Is it your first time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow a raspberry right on the clitty. Bitches love that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't fuck about get in there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a nice chianti?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This guy has a way with words,am staying around for this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drizzled in BBQ sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brush it first, don't want a furball

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Eat some raw chilli before hand. They love that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

devoir x

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Wondering which charm school he attended?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try multiple. Listen and feel what she reacts most to. That way you do what she likes. Everyone is different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get teeth involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any pointers, going to lap one up tonight"

Fuck sakes

Just that phrase says you haven’t got a clue. Every woman is different so take your time to find out what she likes. Talk to her. Feel how she responds to touches.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Actually meeting a couple, getting in there to clean up that cream pie, want to make her gush, not had tons of experience with ladies unfortunately but I’ll get stuck in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enthusiasticly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knife and fork? Spoon?

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Like a dog with a bowl of soup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blow a raspberry right on the clitty. Bitches love that. "

I just nearly spat out my cider

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Just think good old fashion hands behind the back apple bobbing. You'll be fine

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By *ediMan
over a year ago

Leeds

No teeth

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Don't throw up

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Ohh my goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually meeting a couple, getting in there to clean up that cream pie, want to make her gush, not had tons of experience with ladies unfortunately but I’ll get stuck in"

Enthusiasm is key. I'm imagining a lion with his kill. You don't have a sandpaper tongue do you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get teeth involved"

I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like a dog with a bowl of soup.

Ooooffffftttttttt.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Spell out the Lords prayer until she cries "AMEN"

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Use the goaty to full advantage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any pointers, going to lap one up tonight"

Get the baby wipes out on her first you never know where she has been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get teeth involved

I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite

No clitty bitty pls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One to one training would be appreciated ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One to one training would be appreciated ladies

I wouldn’t like to be a training session

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Practice on a muller rice but don't use a spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With Chips and a pickled onion..

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

The collective wisdom of the forum has spoken. OP follow this advice and you’ll be mistaken for a pro in no time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One to one training would be appreciated ladies

Bit short notice if you have a meet tonight...

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

"One to one training would be appreciated ladies

Bit short notice if you have a meet tonight... "

Trigger !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google it. And also find out where the clit lives, how it looks, what it's habits are and what it eats for breakfast.

Sorted.

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By *ike rotchticklesMan
over a year ago

oldham

Eat it like its your last meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"devoir x"

Oh yeah

A man that can speak French while he's sucking my cunt!!

That'll do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get teeth involved

I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite

No clitty bitty pls.

Yes , only use tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick it like its a Mr Whippy. You'll have her weak at the knees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get teeth involved

I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite

No clitty bitty pls.

Yes , only use tongue "

And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lick it like its a Mr Whippy. You'll have her weak at the knees."

Then stick your flake in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get teeth involved

I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite

No clitty bitty pls.

Yes , only use tongue

And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun. "

Then the teeth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get teeth involved

I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite

No clitty bitty pls.

Yes , only use tongue

And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun. "

Shove an arm in there if you can. Wear her like a puppet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get teeth involved

I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite

No clitty bitty pls.

Yes , only use tongue

And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.

Then the teeth?

Nooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get teeth involved

I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite

No clitty bitty pls.

Yes , only use tongue

And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.

Shove an arm in there if you can. Wear her like a puppet"

Get far enough in to operate her mouth with your hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get teeth involved

I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite

No clitty bitty pls.

Yes , only use tongue

And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.

Then the teeth?

Nooooo

So when do they get involved?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get teeth involved

I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite

No clitty bitty pls.

Yes , only use tongue

And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.

Then the teeth?

Nooooo

Yes!!!!! Little bit of teeth. Nothing hard. Nice and gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get teeth involved

I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite

No clitty bitty pls.

Yes , only use tongue

And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.

Then the teeth?

Nooooo

Yes!!!!! Little bit of teeth. Nothing hard. Nice and gentle

Also I’d ask if she likes that before chewing on her fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get teeth involved

I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite

No clitty bitty pls.

Yes , only use tongue

And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.

Then the teeth?

Nooooo

Yes!!!!! Little bit of teeth. Nothing hard. Nice and gentle

Pervert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get teeth involved

I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite

No clitty bitty pls.

Yes , only use tongue

And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.

Then the teeth?

Nooooo

Yes!!!!! Little bit of teeth. Nothing hard. Nice and gentle

Pervert. "

I’m leaving my husband for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get teeth involved

I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite

No clitty bitty pls.

Yes , only use tongue

And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.

Then the teeth?

Nooooo

Yes!!!!! Little bit of teeth. Nothing hard. Nice and gentle

Pervert.

I’m leaving my husband for you!"

Do you mean you're leaving me to have him, or you're leaving him to have me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get teeth involved

I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite

No clitty bitty pls.

Yes , only use tongue

And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.

Then the teeth?

Nooooo

Yes!!!!! Little bit of teeth. Nothing hard. Nice and gentle

Also I’d ask if she likes that before chewing on her fanny

I never talk with my mouth full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get teeth involved

I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite

No clitty bitty pls.

Yes , only use tongue

And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.

Then the teeth?

Nooooo

Yes!!!!! Little bit of teeth. Nothing hard. Nice and gentle

Pervert.

I’m leaving my husband for you!

Do you mean you're leaving me to have him, or you're leaving him to have me? "

Have you. But I won’t bite x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get teeth involved

I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite

No clitty bitty pls.

Yes , only use tongue

And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.

Then the teeth?

Nooooo

Yes!!!!! Little bit of teeth. Nothing hard. Nice and gentle

Pervert.

I’m leaving my husband for you!

Do you mean you're leaving me to have him, or you're leaving him to have me? "

Th I'll be watching, and biting my bottom lip as I do so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get teeth involved

I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite

No clitty bitty pls.

Yes , only use tongue

And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.

Then the teeth?

Nooooo

Yes!!!!! Little bit of teeth. Nothing hard. Nice and gentle

Pervert.

I’m leaving my husband for you!

Do you mean you're leaving me to have him, or you're leaving him to have me?

Th I'll be watching, and biting my bottom lip as I do so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck it "

This

I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lick it like its a Mr Whippy. You'll have her weak at the knees.

Then stick your flake in it"

Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any pointers, going to lap one up tonight"

Don’t do it with chopsticks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any pointers, going to lap one up tonight"

With a knife and fork as with any civilised meal.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Any pointers, going to lap one up tonight

With a knife and fork as with any civilised meal. "

Yes and use a bread roll to mop up the juices.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Pretend you are a lesbian OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it like you want to be doing it and mean it!! You’d be surprised how many don’t

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Blow a raspberry right on the clitty. Bitches love that.

I just nearly spat out my cider

It's given me a proper belly laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretend you are a lesbian OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get teeth involved

I know this is probably sarcasm but....I don’t mind a wee bite

No clitty bitty pls.

Yes , only use tongue

And fingers. Tongue's just half the fun.

Then the teeth?

Nooooo

Yes!!!!! Little bit of teeth. Nothing hard. Nice and gentle

Pervert.

I’m leaving my husband for you!

Do you mean you're leaving me to have him, or you're leaving him to have me?

Have you. But I won’t bite x"

Well he's already agreed to it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP is licking pussy and scrolling this thread as we speak and they say men can’t multi task.

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

The best way to eat pussy/cunt is like you just can't get enough . Enthusiasticly and completely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrap it in fresh clay. Slow cook over a wood fire. When you crack the clay the fur comes off.

I suggest jacket potatoes broccoli and a bottle of Vapolicella...

Helpful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrap it in fresh clay. Slow cook over a wood fire. When you crack the clay the fur comes off.

I suggest jacket potatoes broccoli and a bottle of Vapolicella...

Helpful?"

Broccoli? eeeew, and an Argentine Malbec preferable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When eating pussy, don't be a pussy. Take it to the extreme. Let her ride your face. Stick your tongue in her pussy. Lick every ounce of wetness she is dripping just for you. Wrap her legs around your neck and eat her pussy like it's the last time you will ever eat. Nibble, kiss, slurp, suck and make her scream.

Does that help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a map and a compass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most men can fuck but eating pussy is the mark of a real sex god. You can fuck her for hours,make her sore,without giving her a single orgasm...but you master this oral art and she will tremble with orgasms like a leaf in a storm. A dick is impressive,but knowing how to lick pussy makes a woman feel special, appreciated. Get personal. Get intimate. Combined with a good fuck..and she will be yours..for good

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

"Most men can fuck but eating pussy is the mark of a real sex god. You can fuck her for hours,make her sore,without giving her a single orgasm...but you master this oral art and she will tremble with orgasms like a leaf in a storm. A dick is impressive,but knowing how to lick pussy makes a woman feel special, appreciated. Get personal. Get intimate. Combined with a good fuck..and she will be yours..for good

Or fall asleep five minutes after (the struggle)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After being slowly roasted with onions, carrots and Portobello mushrooms in a red wine jus, strumptious.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

I'd go with this OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lick it like its a Mr Whippy. You'll have her weak at the knees."

Yes no doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck it "

Yes lick it, as if it was an ice lolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget 69.

Make it a 72.

69 plus 2 in the pussy and 1 in the arse!

Tongue on clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When eating pussy..Don't be a pussy.

Take it to the extreme

Let her ride your fucking face

Stick your tongue in her pussy

Taste every ounce of wetness she is dripping just for you

Wrap her legs around your neck and eat her pussy like it's the last time you will ever eat

Nibble,kiss,slurp,suck

Make her fucking scream

Then maybe,just maybe she will make you a fucking sandwich.

Amen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When eating pussy..Don't be a pussy.

Take it to the extreme

Let her ride your fucking face

Stick your tongue in her pussy

Taste every ounce of wetness she is dripping just for you

Wrap her legs around your neck and eat her pussy like it's the last time you will ever eat

Nibble,kiss,slurp,suck

Make her fucking scream

Then maybe,just maybe she will make you a fucking sandwich.

Amen."

Totally. I adore oral because it's the ace where you get the chance to see what the woman likes. Explore and be encouraged by her sensitive reactions.

Mmm

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Now without giving away too many of my secrets, and believe me my pussy licking is second to none. There's one rule that is 95% successful 95% of the time. "licking sucks,sucking rocks". Ladies, you're welcome. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When eating pussy..Don't be a pussy.

Take it to the extreme

Let her ride your fucking face

Stick your tongue in her pussy

Taste every ounce of wetness she is dripping just for you

Wrap her legs around your neck and eat her pussy like it's the last time you will ever eat

Nibble,kiss,slurp,suck

Make her fucking scream

Then maybe,just maybe she will make you a fucking sandwich.

Amen."

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrap it in fresh clay. Slow cook over a wood fire. When you crack the clay the fur comes off.

I suggest jacket potatoes broccoli and a bottle of Vapolicella...

Helpful?"

Trolling again

And its valpolicella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrap it in fresh clay. Slow cook over a wood fire. When you crack the clay the fur comes off.

I suggest jacket potatoes broccoli and a bottle of Vapolicella...

Helpful?

Trolling again

And its valpolicella"

Thank god I spelt broccoli correctly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrap it in fresh clay. Slow cook over a wood fire. When you crack the clay the fur comes off.

I suggest jacket potatoes broccoli and a bottle of Vapolicella...

Helpful?

Trolling again

And its valpolicella

Thank god I spelt broccoli correctly.

Yeah. Or you'd really have felt my wrath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrap it in fresh clay. Slow cook over a wood fire. When you crack the clay the fur comes off.

I suggest jacket potatoes broccoli and a bottle of Vapolicella...

Helpful?"

That's for hedgehogs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrap it in fresh clay. Slow cook over a wood fire. When you crack the clay the fur comes off.

I suggest jacket potatoes broccoli and a bottle of Vapolicella...

Helpful?

Trolling again

And its valpolicella

Thank god I spelt broccoli correctly.

Yeah. Or you'd really have felt my wrath.

Don't over promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrap it in fresh clay. Slow cook over a wood fire. When you crack the clay the fur comes off.

I suggest jacket potatoes broccoli and a bottle of Vapolicella...

Helpful?

That's for hedgehogs!

Hedgehogs have fur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the local Chinese would put it you eat pussy with fried rice

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

On toast with a little grated cheese

Extra mature of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrap it in fresh clay. Slow cook over a wood fire. When you crack the clay the fur comes off.

I suggest jacket potatoes broccoli and a bottle of Vapolicella...

Helpful?

Trolling again

And its valpolicella

Thank god I spelt broccoli correctly.

Yeah. Or you'd really have felt my wrath.

Don't over promise

Did we discuss my cling film thing?

I cant remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've eaten a few tasty cougars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually meeting a couple, getting in there to clean up that cream pie, want to make her gush, not had tons of experience with ladies unfortunately but I’ll get stuck in"

If you don't enjoy it, she'll know. I think your enjoyment is just as important as hers.

No-one was born a 'sex expert', in spite of all the smart arse responses. Hope you all have a nice time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrap it in fresh clay. Slow cook over a wood fire. When you crack the clay the fur comes off.

I suggest jacket potatoes broccoli and a bottle of Vapolicella...

Helpful?

Trolling again

And its valpolicella

Thank god I spelt broccoli correctly.

Yeah. Or you'd really have felt my wrath.

Don't over promise

Did we discuss my cling film thing?

I cant remember"

I'm almost scared to ask....

Almost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very slowly and love every minute of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it your first time? "

Haha brilliant!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any pointers, going to lap one up tonight"

What happened did you meet ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrap it in fresh clay. Slow cook over a wood fire. When you crack the clay the fur comes off.

I suggest jacket potatoes broccoli and a bottle of Vapolicella...

Helpful?

That's for hedgehogs!

Hedgehogs have fur

The lesser know Japanese mountain hedgehogs do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any pointers, going to lap one up tonight

What happened did you meet ??"

Dont interrupt him. He's up to his ears in it as we speak

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Well I look forward to reading the verification, and sincerely hope it mentions breathing through your ears and scuba gear. Have fun OP

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By *idingawayCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Don't fuck about get in there!

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any pointers, going to lap one up tonight

What happened did you meet ??

Dont interrupt him. He's up to his ears in it as we speak"

Yeah true , he’s gone quite

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over a year ago

"Any pointers, going to lap one up tonight

What happened did you meet ??

Dont interrupt him. He's up to his ears in it as we speak

Yeah true , he’s gone quite "

Quite blue

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Suffocated in pussy RIP

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

"Suffocated in pussy RIP

Not a bad way to go to be fair

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Actually meeting a couple, getting in there to clean up that cream pie, want to make her gush, not had tons of experience with ladies unfortunately but I’ll get stuck in"

Erm it's not a three course meal you know.

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By *xxx30Man
over a year ago

york

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By *xxx30Man
over a year ago

york

"When I sat my a-levels I would revise by licking formula onto girls pussies

I got a massive stiffy trying to work out thermodynamics lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any pointers, going to lap one up tonight

What happened did you meet ??

Dont interrupt him. He's up to his ears in it as we speak

Yeah true , he’s gone quite

Quite blue"

It's what happens when you forget to breathe through your ears

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By *ed PlanetCouple
over a year ago

Beautiful East Yorkshire

Suck it like it’s a McDonald’s milkshake!

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