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Worse than a passport picture.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ever tried to take a selfie for a facepic exchange?

It's not easy...your eyes dint look at the lens so you look odd, you try and smile but you're too close so you look creepy, you hold the phone too low accentuating your Bruce Forsyth chin.

What's the secret to your winning selfie mona lisa?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


" Ever tried to take a selfie for a facepic exchange?

It's not easy...your eyes dint look at the lens so you look odd, you try and smile but you're too close so you look creepy, you hold the phone too low accentuating your Bruce Forsyth chin.

What's the secret to your winning selfie mona lisa?"

Prop up your phone and use self timer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The angle is everything, hold the phone up and slightly to the side.

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

Just add Snapchat filters that’s sure to improve it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Low lighting. Kills the triple chin stone dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no tips. Selfies are the very worst thing to take.

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There


"I have no tips. Selfies are the very worst thing to take. "

Yep, better to get someone else to take it..

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Don't take Selfies!

Simples!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no tips. Selfies are the very worst thing to take.

Yep, better to get someone else to take it.."

Can peep out from between your fingers then

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

Absolutely, definitely do a trout pout. It's soooo sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duck face for the selfie but everyone knows you should just do a dick pic next to a sky remote or can of lynx africa.

The lynx down in Aaaaaaaaaafrica

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