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By *eneRoissy OP   Man
over a year ago

Nailsworth

I've just been watching comedian Joe Lycett and his skit on bullshit inspirational quotes including:

"3+4=7 but 5+2 also equals 7, follow your own path."

What is the most awful bullshit quote/meme you have come across?

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By *amanthajonestsTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Google "Contrived Platitudes". Perfect antidote!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money don't make my world go 'round

I'm reaching up for the higher ground

-Des'ree

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

It's your way or the highway...

Fucking damn skippy it is.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Think outside the box! Chuffing hate that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody will love you if you don’t love yourself

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By *eneRoissy OP   Man
over a year ago

Nailsworth


"Google "Contrived Platitudes". Perfect antidote!"

Love it, that will keep me amused for hours...

"everything happens for a reason, exept when it doesn't. But even then you can in hindsight fabricate a reason that suits your belief system"

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By *amanthajonestsTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Google "Contrived Platitudes". Perfect antidote!

Love it, that will keep me amused for hours...

"everything happens for a reason, exept when it doesn't. But even then you can in hindsight fabricate a reason that suits your belief system" "

'Whenever you find yourself doubting how far you can go, just remember how far you have come. And never ever compare that to how far you could have come. Just ignore that part.'

That's my personal favourite

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man
over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"

I'm a very patient and understanding man. If I can't handle you at your worst, your best probably ain't good enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google "Contrived Platitudes". Perfect antidote!

Love it, that will keep me amused for hours...

"everything happens for a reason, exept when it doesn't. But even then you can in hindsight fabricate a reason that suits your belief system"

'Whenever you find yourself doubting how far you can go, just remember how far you have come. And never ever compare that to how far you could have come. Just ignore that part.'

That's my personal favourite "

I'm going with

"The key to enlightenment is arguing on Facebook. Go forth, my children"

But this comes a close second

"Jesus. Does God ever change his mind?"

"No. Billy. God is wise and has a plan for everyone"

"So prayer is useless?"

"Pretty much"

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By *iss T1978Woman
over a year ago

Derby

"Expect the unexpected"

Derr, logically you cannot!

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By *eneRoissy OP   Man
over a year ago

Nailsworth

"not everything you read on the Internet is true" - Abraham Lincoln

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""not everything you read on the Internet is true" - Abraham Lincoln "

Wow! How prescient of him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google "Contrived Platitudes". Perfect antidote!"

Brilliant!!! Thanks for the tip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody will love you if you don’t love yourself "

Been told many many times years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Google "Contrived Platitudes". Perfect antidote!

Love it, that will keep me amused for hours...

"everything happens for a reason, exept when it doesn't. But even then you can in hindsight fabricate a reason that suits your belief system"

'Whenever you find yourself doubting how far you can go, just remember how far you have come. And never ever compare that to how far you could have come. Just ignore that part.'

That's my personal favourite "

I'm going to get that as a tattoo.

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By *eneRoissy OP   Man
over a year ago

Nailsworth

"Shoot for the moon, that way even if you miss you'll land among the stars. Then asphyxiate in the cold vacuum of space."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody will love you if you don’t love yourself "

That’s a take on RuPaul’s saying and fuck me, it’s a brilliant one.

Booooooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody will love you if you don’t love yourself

That’s a take on RuPaul’s saying and fuck me, it’s a brilliant one.

Booooooo!"

Nah I don’t believe it at all. My husband loved me for years before I even liked myself, let alone loved me. My family and friends loved me way before I loved me

If you dont love yourself, why wouldn’t others?

It’s not as if nobody will hate you if you don’t hate yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody will love you if you don’t love yourself

That’s a take on RuPaul’s saying and fuck me, it’s a brilliant one.

Booooooo!

Nah I don’t believe it at all. My husband loved me for years before I even liked myself, let alone loved me. My family and friends loved me way before I loved me

If you dont love yourself, why wouldn’t others?

It’s not as if nobody will hate you if you don’t hate yourself "

Defy Ru, suffer the consequences!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Shoot for the moon, that way even if you miss you'll land among the stars. Then asphyxiate in the cold vacuum of space.""

That one gets bonus points for misunderstanding the distances involved

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


""If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"

I'm a very patient and understanding man. If I can't handle you at your worst, your best probably ain't good enough."

I’m glad it’s not just me who thinks that quote is a load of claptrap. No one should put up with someone being an arse on the offchance that they might be rewarded with them being less of an arse.

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By *eneRoissy OP   Man
over a year ago

Nailsworth

Women are like hurricanes, they enter your life wet and wild and leave you with THE LAWN FURNITURE WE BROUGHT TOGETHER SCATTERED AROUND THE GARDEN SARAH YOU BITCH

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Nobody will love you if you don’t love yourself

That’s a take on RuPaul’s saying and fuck me, it’s a brilliant one.

Booooooo!"

That saying has been around a lot longer than Ru Paul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody will love you if you don’t love yourself

That’s a take on RuPaul’s saying and fuck me, it’s a brilliant one.

Booooooo!

That saying has been around a lot longer than Ru Paul"

And? I didn’t say it hadn’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘We will fight them on the beaches’

No you won’t Churchill you will be locked safely in your bomb proof hideaway drinking the finest Champagne and smoking the finest cigars.

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4


"‘We will fight them on the beaches’

No you won’t Churchill you will be locked safely in your bomb proof hideaway drinking the finest Champagne and smoking the finest cigars. "

He's been war himself tho

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Too

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Life is like a box of chocolates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality over quantity

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Nobody will love you if you don’t love yourself

That’s a take on RuPaul’s saying and fuck me, it’s a brilliant one.

Booooooo!

That saying has been around a lot longer than Ru Paul

And? I didn’t say it hadn’t.

"

If it’s a take on Ru Paul’s saying that suggests the Ru Paul version has been around longer

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"‘We will fight them on the beaches’

No you won’t Churchill you will be locked safely in your bomb proof hideaway drinking the finest Champagne and smoking the finest cigars.

He's been war himself tho"

Churchill was the only British Prime minister to have been shot at in three different countries.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

“If it ain’t raining it ain’t training!”

Whoever invented that is a turd.

“You’re in your own time now.”

Again, fuck off! We are not in our own time because it’s still 1500 and there’s two hours of the working day left!! You have no intention of letting us go early!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Has anybody seen my keys ?!’

Ghandi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not you It's me!!

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects


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Churchill was the only British Prime minister to have been shot at in three different countries. "

Shame that some of the other ones don’t aspire to that too. Especially as many of their “subjects” wish as much

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