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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

I feel terrible, just chucked a wasp (still alive) into the garbage disposal and switched it on! And my Mum told me to love all Gods creatures! Will it come back to haunt me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but just wait for his mates to turn up for the funeral

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


"No, but just wait for his mates to turn up for the funeral"

Good grief - hadn't thought of that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust me.. it will.

I sprayed a nest once with a whole can of Mrs Notts finest hairspray.. then set light to the little shites... Poof.. up they went, so then carefully used the clothes prop to hook the nest intact from the said tree... straight in the wheelie bin.. jobs a good en eh..

Yeah... then Mrs Notts went to bin a bag and lets just say it wasn't pretty pmsl... Not even slightly

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Trust me.. it will.

I sprayed a nest once with a whole can of Mrs Notts finest hairspray.. then set light to the little shites... Poof.. up they went, so then carefully used the clothes prop to hook the nest intact from the said tree... straight in the wheelie bin.. jobs a good en eh..

Yeah... then Mrs Notts went to bin a bag and lets just say it wasn't pretty pmsl... Not even slightly "

Oh no, this is getting worse, do I need to move out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trust me.. it will.

I sprayed a nest once with a whole can of Mrs Notts finest hairspray.. then set light to the little shites... Poof.. up they went, so then carefully used the clothes prop to hook the nest intact from the said tree... straight in the wheelie bin.. jobs a good en eh..

Yeah... then Mrs Notts went to bin a bag and lets just say it wasn't pretty pmsl... Not even slightly "

Ur putting the rubbish in the bin from now on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trust me.. it will.

I sprayed a nest once with a whole can of Mrs Notts finest hairspray.. then set light to the little shites... Poof.. up they went, so then carefully used the clothes prop to hook the nest intact from the said tree... straight in the wheelie bin.. jobs a good en eh..

Yeah... then Mrs Notts went to bin a bag and lets just say it wasn't pretty pmsl... Not even slightly "

So you sprayed the nest with obnoxious chemicals, SET FIRE TO IT ... and still had to hold the nest at arms length! You fookin woos you! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, but just wait for his mates to turn up for the funeral

Good grief - hadn't thought of that!! "

do worry hun i stamped on a wasp today only cos it had gone down my top and i tried to fetch it out and the liitle fooker stung me so i stamped on him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wasp + dyson = well u get the picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wasp + dyson = well u get the picture"

noooooo....trying to picture it...but think a dyson is too big to suck off a wasp

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I feel terrible, just chucked a wasp (still alive) into the garbage disposal and switched it on! And my Mum told me to love all Gods creatures! Will it come back to haunt me?"

Wasps don't count.... the Devil made them.

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


"I feel terrible, just chucked a wasp (still alive) into the garbage disposal and switched it on! And my Mum told me to love all Gods creatures! Will it come back to haunt me?

Wasps don't count.... the Devil made them."

Ah, thats ok then - feel better for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kill as many as you can,its your duty.

Horrible,good for nothing little twats, they're the chav's of the insect world!

I killed four while having a pint yesterday,did I feel good? Hell yeah!

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