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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Following on from the what car did you pass your test in. Did anything happen during a test where you thought, 'hell, thats it'

During mine a toddler ran out in front of my car. I slammed on the brakes and luckily missed the little one. My examiner looked at me and said "well, that's the emergency stop covered".

And yes I passed first time

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

Similar to mine - a driver decided to do a u-turn in the middle of a busy road right in front of me , no indicators or anything. I beat the examiner to the breaks- my emergency stop was covered too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on my second test, i had the examiners examiner in the back

just what i needed, some twat bobbing up and down

let's just say it went totally to pot !

oh and that was 20 years ago and i still can't reverse round a corner

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

definately,

1. examiner asked me to do hand signals, I didn't

2. asked me to do a 3 point turn, I hit the kerb

3. lady with pram walks out between two cars, I do perfect emergency stop

4. examiner says your driving will improve but you are very aware of whats going on, I think damn here comes the "I'm sorry" bit but on the contrary he says "Congratulations" so I passed thanks to an idiot of a mother with a pram (I still hate kids though!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My test is on wednesday so ill let u know :D lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooh good luck!!x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the first set of traffic lights, I had to pull into the right hand lane to avoid a illegally parked car.

The examiner said I could stay in that lane so I did went straight on then got a bollocking about not obeying the lane designation. I'd be duped, but fortunately I passed.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I started to suck the examiner's cock...

He was straight.

I failed

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"I started to suck the examiner's cock...

He was straight.

I failed "

gaydar not working that day?

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By *ofakindCouple
over a year ago

Running with Monkeys

I almost crashed into some guy who pulled straight out on me at a roundabout on the way back to the test centre

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I stalled on my hill start. I've heard thats an automatic fail now so very glad I took my test when I did.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I started to suck the examiner's cock...

He was straight.

I failed

gaydar not working that day? "

Sadly No...

I never failed because he was offended, I was sucking and went to 34mph in a 30 zone..

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By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree

Came out of test centre and some bloke then came speeding round the corner, so I had to accelerate a bit sharpish to make sure he didn't rear end me.

Driving instructor later said 'when I bang my clipboard on the dashboard you will then perform an emergency stop'. It all went really well, except he had forgotten to put his seat belt on correctly and so banged his head on the windscreen.

So glad the compensation culture wasn't operating at that time. And yes I did pass first time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rang my mate the otherday, asked him what he was upto, he replied, probably failing my driving test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Driving instructor later said 'when I bang my clipboard on the dashboard you will then perform an emergency stop'. It all went really well, except he had forgotten to put his seat belt on correctly and so banged his head on the windscreen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started arguing with the guy who was instructing me where to go as I thought he was sending me thr wrong way down a one way road, there was a lot of tutting and humming after that, I just thought, well I've screwed this up, but I did pass, although he did give me a little talking to afterwards.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

In my first driving test my nerves went completely to pot.

I reversed around a corner, was going perfect, then something just switched off in my head, car went too wide, and I hit a lamp post on the other side of the road to which I was reversing around.

I failed, funnily enough!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I started to suck the examiner's cock...

He was straight.

I failed "

pmsl

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

Pulled a lovely wheel spin while trying to enter a roundabout during 9am rush hour in the pissing down rain, he even had a sense of humour and said " thought we was going to be there all morning" nice fella really especially when he said I had passed soon after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my first driving test my nerves went completely to pot.

I reversed around a corner, was going perfect, then something just switched off in my head, car went too wide, and I hit a lamp post on the other side of the road to which I was reversing around.

I failed, funnily enough!!!

"

My sister, failed 3 times for the same reason, though she was fine when out practicing.

Her doctor proscribed some beta blockers, she passed the fourth time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend Jill failed her test 13 times.

The last time, she ran one of them mini road sweeper things off the road.

After that, she decreed that she was 'born to be chauffered'

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