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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We've all said or had someone say something awful after sex (uh, right??? )

If not, make it up! This doesn't have to come from real experience!

Here, I'll start:

"Wow! That was great, Rachel!" (my name is Tammy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've all said or had someone say something awful after sex (uh, right??? )

If not, make it up! This doesn't have to come from real experience!

Here, I'll start:

"Wow! That was great, Rachel!" (my name is Tammy) "

Not had enough sex for that to have happened yet. Obviously need more practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So when does the sex start?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna go to the bathroom and clean myself up"

Just kills the mood...

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By *igjig40Couple
over a year ago

elland


"We've all said or had someone say something awful after sex (uh, right??? )

D"

Someone jumped off the bed and said

“ mission accomplished “

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

(Runs to the bathroom and loudly spits)

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Oh is that it?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Oh you finished I've not started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've all said or had someone say something awful after sex (uh, right??? )

If not, make it up! This doesn't have to come from real experience!

Here, I'll start:

"Wow! That was great, Rachel!" (my name is Tammy) "
it would have been better if you took your tampon out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not said or heard, but...

I was having some intimate time with a lover and he came in my mouth I vomited, ending up with everything streaming out of my nostrils. I ran to my bathroom and he followed worried that something was wrong. Don't think he expected to see that sight

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill

I’ve been in the same room as a friend when she had pulled a random and as he came he shouted (and I mean, shouted!) “monkey face!”

Sorry, what?!!!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not said or heard, but...

I was having some intimate time with a lover and he came in my mouth I vomited, ending up with everything streaming out of my nostrils. I ran to my bathroom and he followed worried that something was wrong. Don't think he expected to see that sight "

Oh I can just imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not said or heard, but...

I was having some intimate time with a lover and he came in my mouth I vomited, ending up with everything streaming out of my nostrils. I ran to my bathroom and he followed worried that something was wrong. Don't think he expected to see that sight

Oh I can just imagine "

It didn't half sting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You spent more time getting my bra off than in me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You spent more time getting my bra off than in me "

Wet myself laughing.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

'Ok, you can go now'

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"We've all said or had someone say something awful after sex (uh, right??? )

"Wow! That was great, Josephine!" (my name is not Josephine) "

1. We were married to each other at the time!

2. His sister was called Josephine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you cum

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Beat that time usain bolt !

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

You're quite slim from behind (as he was fucking me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can watch the football now. I was hoping for round 2!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/08/18 22:07:06]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We can watch the football now. I was hoping for round 2!"

45 min BJ and then we can go for it at half time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a poo, don't go anywhere." I hadn't planned too but now you've mentioned it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn I thought this was a thread about the person you’d least like to do here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I thought this was a thread about the person you’d least like to do here "

Well seeing as you’re here, tell us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I thought this was a thread about the person you’d least like to do here

Well seeing as you’re here, tell us!"

Nah...I was just hoping for a mention once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I thought this was a thread about the person you’d least like to do here

Well seeing as you’re here, tell us!

Nah...I was just hoping for a mention once "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst thing said to me during sex was “Trying to find your cock through those pubes was like trying to find a contact lens in a farmer’s field. Have you thought of mowing them?”

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

‘Taxi’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad that's over with

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Are you going to write me a good verie? (While balls deep. .)

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex

What happened to the condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy meeting again? No you're OK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pictire the scene I’m 16, I’m lying on my stomach next to a guy who’s just revived the best head he’s ever had, then spent a good portion of the night doing to me what they burned down sodom and gamorra in the bible for.

He’s dead cute, he’s on his back, his arms under me, I roll slightly onto my side, resting my head on his arm, snuggling up against him.

We move int the spoon position, I push back slightly.

His other arm moves across me, hand on my hip, he kisses the back of my neck.

I’m almost purring.

‘Can you hook me up with your mate? The blonde one? With the nose ring? He’s seriously hot!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was your sisters name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg is that all you've got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull my nightie down when you've finished

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

The ceiling can do with painting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After sex

I've been itching my pussy a lot lately

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"pictire the scene I’m 16, I’m lying on my stomach next to a guy who’s just revived the best head he’s ever had, then spent a good portion of the night doing to me what they burned down sodom and gamorra in the bible for.

He’s dead cute, he’s on his back, his arms under me, I roll slightly onto my side, resting my head on his arm, snuggling up against him.

We move int the spoon position, I push back slightly.

His other arm moves across me, hand on my hip, he kisses the back of my neck.

I’m almost purring.

‘Can you hook me up with your mate? The blonde one? With the nose ring? He’s seriously hot!’

"

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst was ..." Go grab us that tea towel off oven love , need to clean myself " .....

Hasten to add I went quick Sharp

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

The worst I've heard is 'I love you'. I didn't love her so it's the last thing I wanted to hear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The worst I've heard is 'I love you'. I didn't love her so it's the last thing I wanted to hear."

Aww

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