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"I'm currently wanking in woods I can take pics to prove it pm me xxxxx "Careful shrek doesn’t catch you he won’t be happy   | |||
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"Lucky for you, the shooting season has not begun yet for woodcock." Dick season Wabbit season | |||
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"I’m currently in a police helicopter looking for a weirdo wanking in the woods, give us a wave " | |||
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"Are you still go in from the other week?" . Started fresh | |||
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"Again?. Yes I am pm me for proof" Again....no thank you | |||
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"Lucky for you, the shooting season has not begun yet for woodcock. Dick season Wabbit season" | |||
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"Lucky for you, the shooting season has not begun yet for woodcock. Dick season Wabbit season ". Lilly want proof | |||
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"Are you still go in from the other week?. Started fresh " So you have no stamina then? | |||
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"Are you still go in from the other week?. Started fresh So you have no stamina then?" . Not to last a week | |||
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"Are you still go in from the other week?. Started fresh So you have no stamina then?. Not to last a week " Amateur | |||
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"Again?. Yes I am pm me for proof Again....no thank you " Spoilsport | |||
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"I’m currently in a police helicopter looking for a weirdo wanking in the woods, give us a wave ".That did make me LoL  | |||
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"I'm currently wanking in woods I can take pics to prove it pm me xxxxx
Careful shrek doesn’t catch you he won’t be happy "What are yoo doin' in ma swamp?! | |||
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"Again?. Yes I am pm me for proof Again....no thank you Spoilsport "I’m an awful person :/ | |||
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"Again?. Yes I am pm me for proof Again....no thank you Spoilsport
I’m an awful person :/"You should get it for research purposes | |||
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"Again?. Yes I am pm me for proof Again....no thank you Spoilsport .
I’m an awful person :/
You should get it for research purposes ". Get what | |||
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"I’m currently in a police helicopter looking for a weirdo wanking in the woods, give us a wave "absolutely brilliant!!!  | |||
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"Think I'd rather watch Countdown." 3,2,1 change hands.. | |||
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"Just take some and stick them on your profile." . You want see in other words | |||
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"Just take some and stick them on your profile." But if you contact him it cancels out the filter that's why he hasn't put any up | |||
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"Look out for the bears" I thought it was the Pope? | |||
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"Look out for the bears I thought it was the Pope? ". What do you mean the pope | |||
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"Again?. Yes I am pm me for proof Again....no thank you Spoilsport
I’m an awful person :/
You should get it for research purposes "I don’t do research!  | |||
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"Friday’s Philosophical question If some wanks in the woods and no one see’s them cum did it happen... "That depends on how many trees fell over when they did it | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me "Then why do it? Or why brag about it? | |||
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"Think I'd rather watch Countdown." And the conundrum is.. reknaw | |||
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"Again?. Yes I am pm me for proof Again....no thank you Spoilsport
I’m an awful person :/" never | |||
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"Fucking hell it's like no-one has ever had outdoor sex on here,if it was up to you lot you'd have him on the sex/paedo list for life. If it was one of the forum favs you'd be gagging for it not taking the piss." . Thank you at least some one likes out door fun xxxx | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Then why do it?
Or why brag about it?". Love being horny outdoors Ididnt know when could only play in are bedrooms | |||
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"Fucking hell it's like no-one has ever had outdoor sex on here,if it was up to you lot you'd have him on the sex/paedo list for life. If it was one of the forum favs you'd be gagging for it not taking the piss." Roger that! The fab illuminati clique is real! Right on sister let's expose this cult of bum-sookeyness! | |||
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"Fucking hell it's like no-one has ever had outdoor sex on here,if it was up to you lot you'd have him on the sex/paedo list for life. If it was one of the forum favs you'd be gagging for it not taking the piss." Outdoors  | |||
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"Fucking hell it's like no-one has ever had outdoor sex on here,if it was up to you lot you'd have him on the sex/paedo list for life. If it was one of the forum favs you'd be gagging for it not taking the piss. Outdoors "I know right it's an extreme thought and all that and even I've done it a few times and thankfully not ended up on some list or brought shame to my loved one's. | |||
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"Fucking hell it's like no-one has ever had outdoor sex on here,if it was up to you lot you'd have him on the sex/paedo list for life. If it was one of the forum favs you'd be gagging for it not taking the piss. Outdoors
I know right it's an extreme
thought and all that and even I've done it a few times and thankfully not ended up on some list or brought shame to my loved one's. ". Want proofff | |||
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"Look out for the bears I thought it was the Pope? . What do you mean the pope
"Duh... from the saying that indicates something that is obvious..."Does the Pope shit in the woods?" | |||
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"Fucking hell it's like no-one has ever had outdoor sex on here,if it was up to you lot you'd have him on the sex/paedo list for life. If it was one of the forum favs you'd be gagging for it not taking the piss. Outdoors
I know right it's an extreme
thought and all that and even I've done it a few times and thankfully not ended up on some list or brought shame to my loved one's. . Want proofff"I don't think I have the photo's anymore which is a shame. | |||
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"Fucking hell it's like no-one has ever had outdoor sex on here,if it was up to you lot you'd have him on the sex/paedo list for life. If it was one of the forum favs you'd be gagging for it not taking the piss. Outdoors
I know right it's an extreme
thought and all that and even I've done it a few times and thankfully not ended up on some list or brought shame to my loved one's. . Want proofff
I don't think I have the photo's anymore which is a shame."wana see me | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me "Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. | |||
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"Fucking hell it's like no-one has ever had outdoor sex on here,if it was up to you lot you'd have him on the sex/paedo list for life. If it was one of the forum favs you'd be gagging for it not taking the piss." Now, see, here's the thing... Sex outdoors that involves two people, could be erotic, sensual, adventurous. Sex outdoors that involves one person... creepy. | |||
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"Fucking hell it's like no-one has ever had outdoor sex on here,if it was up to you lot you'd have him on the sex/paedo list for life. If it was one of the forum favs you'd be gagging for it not taking the piss. Outdoors
I know right it's an extreme
thought and all that and even I've done it a few times and thankfully not ended up on some list or brought shame to my loved one's. . Want proofff
I don't think I have the photo's anymore which is a shame. wana see me "No thankyou. | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. ". Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. "Where the heck does it sound like he wants to be caught? | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. .
Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun "I think most women wouldn’t take kindly to a man wanking in the woods | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too.
Where the heck does it sound like he wants to be caught?". Love the fresh air on my swollen cock as I pull my for skin back exposing sensitive little purple head | |||
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"Fucking hell it's like no-one has ever had outdoor sex on here,if it was up to you lot you'd have him on the sex/paedo list for life. If it was one of the forum favs you'd be gagging for it not taking the piss. Roger that! The fab illuminati clique is real! Right on sister let's expose this cult of bum-sookeyness! "The illuminati clique of the fab forums is still real! I will not be silenced, the end is nigh! | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too.
Where the heck does it sound like he wants to be caught?.
Love the fresh air on my swollen cock as I pull my for skin back exposing sensitive little purple head "....purple? | |||
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"Fucking hell it's like no-one has ever had outdoor sex on here,if it was up to you lot you'd have him on the sex/paedo list for life. If it was one of the forum favs you'd be gagging for it not taking the piss. Now, see, here's the thing... Sex outdoors that involves two people, could be erotic, sensual, adventurous. Sex outdoors that involves one person... creepy. "Give over he's just having a wank outdoors,he may not have anyone to have that erotic,sensual,adventurous you speak off. | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too.
Where the heck does it sound like he wants to be caught?"Classic exhibitionist | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun "Id be tempted to tie you to a tree. Trousers round your ankles whilst I considered my next move | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too.
Where the heck does it sound like he wants to be caught?.
Love the fresh air on my swollen cock as I pull my for skin back exposing sensitive little purple head
....purple?". Yes purple | |||
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"I’m currently wondering if you are in fact just walking in the woods and all those trunks have got you excited? "Don't be bloody daft you don't get wild elephants in this country you lunatic! | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
Id be tempted to tie you to a tree. Trousers round your ankles whilst I considered my next move "Shouldn't you consider it on the way there, surely? | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
Id be tempted to tie you to a tree. Trousers round your ankles whilst I considered my next move ". Sounds like fun go on | |||
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"Take that back..." See, now, that will teach you to rush in lol! | |||
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"I'm currently wanking in woods I can take pics to prove it pm me xxxxx "Don't get a wood in the wood there's woodpeckers in them their branches he he | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun "If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods. | |||
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"Take that back... See, now, that will teach you to rush in lol! "Yeah but you lot make it sound like he should be strung up which is hilarious. | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
Id be tempted to tie you to a tree. Trousers round your ankles whilst I considered my next move
Shouldn't you consider it on the way there, surely?"I bought a picnic. I have lots of time | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods. "I personally wouldn't let my 11 year old daughter walk through woods by herself saves me being imprisoned. | |||
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"Take that back... See, now, that will teach you to rush in lol!
Yeah but you lot make it sound like he should be strung up which is hilarious."And if anyone wants to borrow a cattle prod I have a spare one available...... | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
Id be tempted to tie you to a tree. Trousers round your ankles whilst I considered my next move
Shouldn't you consider it on the way there, surely?
I bought a picnic. I have lots of time "Please tell me the picnic blanket is the Twister mat | |||
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"Fucking hell it's like no-one has ever had outdoor sex on here,if it was up to you lot you'd have him on the sex/paedo list for life. If it was one of the forum favs you'd be gagging for it not taking the piss. Now, see, here's the thing... Sex outdoors that involves two people, could be erotic, sensual, adventurous. Sex outdoors that involves one person... creepy.
Give over he's just having a wank outdoors,he may not have anyone to have that erotic,sensual,adventurous you speak off."Yeah, I wonder why, its not like he's currently mailing posters of this thread with offers of creepy pics... oh, wait | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods. "He said woman, not girl.  | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods.
I personally wouldn't let my 11 year old daughter walk through woods by herself saves me being imprisoned."Also if the op is from fareham and the 11 year old is from southport, she is obviously going to have a very long walk home from school or she is very lost. | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods.
I personally wouldn't let my 11 year old daughter walk through woods by herself saves me being imprisoned."Why not? On the off chance she stumbles across a weirdo wanking in the woods? I rest my case. | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods.
I personally wouldn't let my 11 year old daughter walk through woods by herself saves me being imprisoned.
Also if the op is from fareham and the 11 year old is from southport, she is obviously going to have a very long walk home from school or she is very lost. "Or she lives with her mum in Fareham. Have your sarky face back | |||
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"Fucking hell it's like no-one has ever had outdoor sex on here,if it was up to you lot you'd have him on the sex/paedo list for life. If it was one of the forum favs you'd be gagging for it not taking the piss." This guy says this most weeks. He gets the same responses. Haha | |||
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"Fucking hell it's like no-one has ever had outdoor sex on here,if it was up to you lot you'd have him on the sex/paedo list for life. If it was one of the forum favs you'd be gagging for it not taking the piss. Now, see, here's the thing... Sex outdoors that involves two people, could be erotic, sensual, adventurous. Sex outdoors that involves one person... creepy.
Give over he's just having a wank outdoors,he may not have anyone to have that erotic,sensual,adventurous you speak off.
Yeah, I wonder why, its not like he's currently mailing posters of this thread with offers of creepy pics... oh, wait "He may think yours are creepy pic's. | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods.
I personally wouldn't let my 11 year old daughter walk through woods by herself saves me being imprisoned.
Also if the op is from fareham and the 11 year old is from southport, she is obviously going to have a very long walk home from school or she is very lost.
Or she lives with her mum in Fareham. Have your sarky face back "Hmm all too convenient, methinks
Regardless the point still stands about the reckless and blasé attitude reference letting your daughter wander through the woods on her own
Double sarky face, hadouken!!! | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods.
He said woman, not girl. "That’s assuming he can pick and choose his unsuspecting victim isn’t it. | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods.
I personally wouldn't let my 11 year old daughter walk through woods by herself saves me being imprisoned.
Why not? On the off chance she stumbles across a weirdo wanking in the woods? I rest my case."I was thinking more a couple having sex during their afternoon walk with pooch to be honest. Have you never had outdoor sex? | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods.
I personally wouldn't let my 11 year old daughter walk through woods by herself saves me being imprisoned.
Also if the op is from fareham and the 11 year old is from southport, she is obviously going to have a very long walk home from school or she is very lost.
Or she lives with her mum in Fareham. Have your sarky face back
Hmm all too convenient, methinks
Regardless the point still stands about the reckless and blasé attitude reference letting your daughter wander through the woods on her own
Double sarky face, hadouken!!!"Yeah because that makes me the weirdo doesn’t it. The wanker in the woods is perfectly reasonable, a schoolgirl walking home is just asking to be wanked at obviously. | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods.
He said woman, not girl.
That’s assuming he can pick and choose his unsuspecting victim isn’t it. "Do you have the same issue with couples who fuck outdoors and women who flash in cars? | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods.
I personally wouldn't let my 11 year old daughter walk through woods by herself saves me being imprisoned.
Also if the op is from fareham and the 11 year old is from southport, she is obviously going to have a very long walk home from school or she is very lost.
Or she lives with her mum in Fareham. Have your sarky face back
Hmm all too convenient, methinks
Regardless the point still stands about the reckless and blasé attitude reference letting your daughter wander through the woods on her own
Double sarky face, hadouken!!!"Not good eh. | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
Id be tempted to tie you to a tree. Trousers round your ankles whilst I considered my next move
Shouldn't you consider it on the way there, surely?
I bought a picnic. I have lots of time
Please tell me the picnic blanket is the Twister mat"I do believe I won that. Time for pin the tail in the donkey. | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods.
I personally wouldn't let my 11 year old daughter walk through woods by herself saves me being imprisoned.
Also if the op is from fareham and the 11 year old is from southport, she is obviously going to have a very long walk home from school or she is very lost.
Or she lives with her mum in Fareham. Have your sarky face back
Hmm all too convenient, methinks
Regardless the point still stands about the reckless and blasé attitude reference letting your daughter wander through the woods on her own
Double sarky face, hadouken!!!
Yeah because that makes me the weirdo doesn’t it. The wanker in the woods is perfectly reasonable, a schoolgirl walking home is just asking to be wanked at obviously. "Not weirdo, just slack parent. Nobody has said that the op has specifically wanted to wank at your daughter, however there are people out there that would do such things | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods.
I personally wouldn't let my 11 year old daughter walk through woods by herself saves me being imprisoned.
Why not? On the off chance she stumbles across a weirdo wanking in the woods? I rest my case.
I was thinking more a couple having sex during their afternoon walk with pooch to be honest. Have you never had outdoor sex?"Or being murdered... | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods.
He said woman, not girl.
That’s assuming he can pick and choose his unsuspecting victim isn’t it. "No one knows if he's well hidden or out in the open, do they? As he said woman I'd assume he's not looking for underages girls | |||
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"I’m currently in a police helicopter looking for a weirdo wanking in the woods, give us a wave " | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods.
He said woman, not girl.
That’s assuming he can pick and choose his unsuspecting victim isn’t it.
Do you have the same issue with couples who fuck outdoors and women who flash in cars?"Women, people in general shouldn’t flash at cars IMO. Fuck being responsible for a car crash. So daft | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods.
I personally wouldn't let my 11 year old daughter walk through woods by herself saves me being imprisoned.
Also if the op is from fareham and the 11 year old is from southport, she is obviously going to have a very long walk home from school or she is very lost.
Or she lives with her mum in Fareham. Have your sarky face back
Hmm all too convenient, methinks
Regardless the point still stands about the reckless and blasé attitude reference letting your daughter wander through the woods on her own
Double sarky face, hadouken!!!
Not good eh."Not good at all! It's just not cricket... | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods.
I personally wouldn't let my 11 year old daughter walk through woods by herself saves me being imprisoned.
Why not? On the off chance she stumbles across a weirdo wanking in the woods? I rest my case.
I was thinking more a couple having sex during their afternoon walk with pooch to be honest. Have you never had outdoor sex?"Not in the middle of the day during school holidays no, he may well think he’s in a secluded spot but if he can find it then so could somebody else. | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
Id be tempted to tie you to a tree. Trousers round your ankles whilst I considered my next move
Shouldn't you consider it on the way there, surely?
I bought a picnic. I have lots of time
Please tell me the picnic blanket is the Twister mat
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods.
He said woman, not girl.
That’s assuming he can pick and choose his unsuspecting victim isn’t it.
No one knows if he's well hidden or out in the open, do they? As he said woman I'd assume he's not looking for underages girls"So it’s ok for some unsuspecting adult to be subjected to his wanking then? | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods.
I personally wouldn't let my 11 year old daughter walk through woods by herself saves me being imprisoned.
Also if the op is from fareham and the 11 year old is from southport, she is obviously going to have a very long walk home from school or she is very lost.
Or she lives with her mum in Fareham. Have your sarky face back
Hmm all too convenient, methinks
Regardless the point still stands about the reckless and blasé attitude reference letting your daughter wander through the woods on her own
Double sarky face, hadouken!!!
Not good eh.
Not good at all!
It's just not cricket..."I bet the ops erection has shrivelled to a tiny worm reading this and he's back home having a cuppa. | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods.
I personally wouldn't let my 11 year old daughter walk through woods by herself saves me being imprisoned.
Also if the op is from fareham and the 11 year old is from southport, she is obviously going to have a very long walk home from school or she is very lost.
Or she lives with her mum in Fareham. Have your sarky face back
Hmm all too convenient, methinks
Regardless the point still stands about the reckless and blasé attitude reference letting your daughter wander through the woods on her own
Double sarky face, hadouken!!!
Not good eh.
Not good at all!
It's just not cricket...
I bet the ops erection has shrivelled to a tiny worm reading this and he's back home having a cuppa."Might see if he'll pm me proof of this | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods.
I personally wouldn't let my 11 year old daughter walk through woods by herself saves me being imprisoned.
Also if the op is from fareham and the 11 year old is from southport, she is obviously going to have a very long walk home from school or she is very lost.
Or she lives with her mum in Fareham. Have your sarky face back
Hmm all too convenient, methinks
Regardless the point still stands about the reckless and blasé attitude reference letting your daughter wander through the woods on her own
Double sarky face, hadouken!!!
Yeah because that makes me the weirdo doesn’t it. The wanker in the woods is perfectly reasonable, a schoolgirl walking home is just asking to be wanked at obviously.
Not weirdo, just slack parent.
Nobody has said that the op has specifically wanted to wank at your daughter, however there are people out there that would do such things "I didn’t say he would either but he could quite easily be stumbled upon whilst wanking, the end result is the same. | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods.
I personally wouldn't let my 11 year old daughter walk through woods by herself saves me being imprisoned.
Also if the op is from fareham and the 11 year old is from southport, she is obviously going to have a very long walk home from school or she is very lost.
Or she lives with her mum in Fareham. Have your sarky face back
Hmm all too convenient, methinks
Regardless the point still stands about the reckless and blasé attitude reference letting your daughter wander through the woods on her own
Double sarky face, hadouken!!!
Not good eh.
Not good at all!
It's just not cricket...
I bet the ops erection has shrivelled to a tiny worm reading this and he's back home having a cuppa."Yeah he's probably sacked it all off! (pardon the pun) poor lad! Hope the cuppa's warmer than the frosty reception he received on this post! God I can't wait to be a dad, all these dad jokes primed and ready to shoot! (Unlike the poor op) | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods.
He said woman, not girl.
That’s assuming he can pick and choose his unsuspecting victim isn’t it.
No one knows if he's well hidden or out in the open, do they? As he said woman I'd assume he's not looking for underages girls
So it’s ok for some unsuspecting adult to be subjected to his wanking then?"Clearly it is
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"OP's gone quiet..... Probably did turn out the way he planned. Better luck next time pal "Our he's so turned on by this he's having the time of his life | |||
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"Take that back..." The timing was brilliant | |||
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"Maaaaaate . What's so bad no one can see me
Sounds like you want to be caught. Kinda illegal too. . Depends on the women that caught me if they abused my cock and balls that would be fun
If my 11 year old daughter “caught” you on her way home from school you would be buried in said woods.
I personally wouldn't let my 11 year old daughter walk through woods by herself saves me being imprisoned.
Also if the op is from fareham and the 11 year old is from southport, she is obviously going to have a very long walk home from school or she is very lost.
Or she lives with her mum in Fareham. Have your sarky face back
Hmm all too convenient, methinks
Regardless the point still stands about the reckless and blasé attitude reference letting your daughter wander through the woods on her own
Double sarky face, hadouken!!!
Not good eh.
Not good at all!
It's just not cricket...
I bet the ops erection has shrivelled to a tiny worm reading this and he's back home having a cuppa.
Might see if he'll pm me proof of this"Do it,a mug of tea really turns me on as well. Ps I dislike tea. | |||
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"Take that back... The timing was brilliant "Quite... I did worry for a second he was indeed some sex offender. | |||
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"I was totally hidden what's the problem" Don't ask me dude. I'd assumed you were. | |||
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"I was totally hidden what's the problem" Nothing mate but go to Eureakas. They've a lovely wood to wank in and it's not illegal there... | |||
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