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"When they see you crying at the middle of tesco's veggetable aisle they just laugh at you " I wasn't laughing at you. The courgette I'd just inserted was tickling my prostate | |||
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"When they see you crying at the middle of tesco's veggetable aisle they just laugh at you I wasn't laughing at you. The courgette I'd just inserted was tickling my prostate" I miss the time when you could insert an aubergine ! | |||
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"When they see you crying at the middle of tesco's veggetable aisle they just laugh at you I wasn't laughing at you. The courgette I'd just inserted was tickling my prostate I miss the time when you could insert an aubergine ! " Working on it. Will you sing Barbie Girl down the phone to me, as that always relaxes my sphincter? | |||
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"When they see you crying at the middle of tesco's veggetable aisle they just laugh at you I wasn't laughing at you. The courgette I'd just inserted was tickling my prostate I miss the time when you could insert an aubergine ! Working on it. Will you sing Barbie Girl down the phone to me, as that always relaxes my sphincter?" Practising in front my phone as I type | |||
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"When a car park is full and they’ve stuck their vehicle in the middle of two spaces. " Maybe the cars each side were parked badly. Someone takes the space because the carpark is full then, the cars each side go, leaving the other driver looking like the selfish one! I'm sure it happens. People that park and block roads or park on double yellows are worse. | |||
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"When they see you crying at the middle of tesco's veggetable aisle they just laugh at you I wasn't laughing at you. The courgette I'd just inserted was tickling my prostate I miss the time when you could insert an aubergine ! Working on it. Will you sing Barbie Girl down the phone to me, as that always relaxes my sphincter? Practising in front my phone as I type " Come on Barbie, let's go party! | |||
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"When a car park is full and they’ve stuck their vehicle in the middle of two spaces. Maybe the cars each side were parked badly. Someone takes the space because the carpark is full then, the cars each side go, leaving the other driver looking like the selfish one! I'm sure it happens. People that park and block roads or park on double yellows are worse." I find it's usually folk with cars too wide to fit one space. | |||
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"When they see you crying at the middle of tesco's veggetable aisle they just laugh at you I wasn't laughing at you. The courgette I'd just inserted was tickling my prostate I miss the time when you could insert an aubergine ! Working on it. Will you sing Barbie Girl down the phone to me, as that always relaxes my sphincter? Practising in front my phone as I type Come on Barbie, let's go party!" Ha a ha | |||
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"DON’T REPLY TO MY FAF MESSAGES!!!!! Who do they think they are!?! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If i start il get a ban so i wont" Just back from my 24 hr ban ![]() | |||
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"If i start il get a ban so i wont Just back from my 24 hr ban ![]() Shhhhhhh Not so loud ![]() | |||
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"When they see you crying at the middle of tesco's veggetable aisle they just laugh at you I wasn't laughing at you. The courgette I'd just inserted was tickling my prostate I miss the time when you could insert an aubergine ! Working on it. Will you sing Barbie Girl down the phone to me, as that always relaxes my sphincter? Practising in front my phone as I type Come on Barbie, let's go party! Ha a ha " Just had a brainwave. Switch Barbie Girl for Beardy Boy ![]() | |||
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"If i start il get a ban so i wont Just back from my 24 hr ban ![]() ![]() Oops sorreeeeeeeeeeee x | |||
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"Blocking me in ... parking over my driveway grrrrrrrr ![]() lol i've been known to lose my shit over this! ![]() | |||
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"If i start il get a ban so i wont Just back from my 24 hr ban ![]() First rule of ban club is you can’t talk about ban club.... ![]() | |||
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"When a car park is full and they’ve stuck their vehicle in the middle of two spaces. " Motorcyclists using a car parking space!! ![]() | |||
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"If i start il get a ban so i wont Just back from my 24 hr ban ![]() I've had a short "holiday" too. It was actually a good thing for me - I've been far more productive in real life ![]() | |||
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