FabSwingers.com forum: Pics that make you go "oh dear"

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Was having a coffee earlier with a female friend, she showed me some of the messages she get's and one included a cock pic taken over a toilet

, I thought she was being picky not liking it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Roadkill- lots about never pleasant to look at

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"Was having a coffee earlier with a female friend, she showed me some of the messages she get's and one included a cock pic taken over a toilet

, I thought she was being picky not liking it

I quite often play the "what-were-you-thinking-when-you-uploaded-that-pic" game.

The idea is you troll through profiles and the new pics galleries - not necessarily looking for people who aren't blessed in the looks department because that's just nasty. But looking for pics that show people off in the worst possible light, that show the least amount effort to make the best of what they have - and really make you wonder what was going through their heads when they thought:

"Yes! that one of me in the untidy bedroom that's so poorly lit I look like a 4 week old corpse and after I hadn't shaved or trimmed my muff for 3 months, with spunk dripping out of my foof, THAT'S the pic I really want to upload to Fab"

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

pics of men in tight white pants showing the outline of their cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Yes! that one of me in the untidy bedroom that's so poorly lit I look like a 4 week old corpse and after I hadn't shaved or trimmed my muff for 3 months, with spunk dripping out of my foof, THAT'S the pic I really want to upload to Fab"

It doesnt do you justice... And I thought you always shaved your foof...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I don't find any that bad to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics of men with that "floppy cock on the thigh" look....why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics of cocks held next to inanimate objects e.g mobiles, tv remotes! Clearly you can see the pic has been taken while standing on a chair over the table on which the object is placed

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

There are a few that make me go ewwww, more than, oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I don't find any that bad to be honest.

Im loving your avatar xxx

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"pics of men in tight white pants showing the outline of their cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spotty bums or the shaven spotty look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres nothing more appealing than a snatch that looks like Chewbacca's been bobbing for porridge.....not!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that made us go oh dear...a picture of a slim sexy black guy with the most enormous cock I've/ we've ever seen in our lives...no exaggeration it must be a minimum of 14 inches and soooo thick.

Not sure wether to try him out or block him to resist temptation lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"One that made us go oh dear...a picture of a slim sexy black guy with the most enormous cock I've/ we've ever seen in our lives...no exaggeration it must be a minimum of 14 inches and soooo thick.

Not sure wether to try him out or block him to resist temptation lol

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photoshop?

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

Men holding a can/remote/telephone or some other object against their cock !

....... never understood it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh p.s

If you want to know who it is...email and will forward his details hehehe x

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I don't find any that bad to be honest.

Im loving your avatar xxx"

and the one I just seen of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"pics of men in tight white pants showing the outline of their cock

It's not my cock it's a sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh p.s

If you want to know who it is...email and will forward his details hehehe x"

Its probably the same one who messaged me this morning

Would tickle the tonsils....

And thats from below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" she showed me some of the messages she get's "

...that's nice of her.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I don't find any that bad to be honest.

Im loving your avatar xxx

and the one I just seen of you

I am all angel

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Was having a coffee earlier with a female friend, she showed me some of the messages she get's and one included a cock pic taken over a toilet

, I thought she was being picky not liking it

Its the ones over the unflushed toilet that I worry about

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

" she showed me some of the messages she get's

...that's nice of her. "

they are her privte messages to show to whoever she chooses. You have no control over who sees your messages once they have been sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't find any that bad to be honest.

Im loving your avatar xxx

and the one I just seen of you

I am all angel

Splutter cough, Vodka nearly wasted grrrr!

Nice picture though, I had to be nosey xx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Was having a coffee earlier with a female friend, she showed me some of the messages she get's and one included a cock pic taken over a toilet

, I thought she was being picky not liking it

Its the ones over the unflushed toilet that I worry about

Yeh this is'nt rate my poo.com

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Was having a coffee earlier with a female friend, she showed me some of the messages she get's and one included a cock pic taken over a toilet

, I thought she was being picky not liking it

Its the ones over the unflushed toilet that I worry about

Yeh this is'nt rate my poo.com

Please god dont mention that or itll be added as another site feature next week

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I don't find any that bad to be honest.

Im loving your avatar xxx

and the one I just seen of you

I am all angel

Splutter cough, Vodka nearly wasted grrrr!

Nice picture though, I had to be nosey xx"

it was'nt that one it was one I have hidden but thanks xx

I owe you a vodka then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones that show Sky remotes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haahaha 1 of the funniest pics i saw was a chick in her undies trying to look sexy in a pic she took in the bathroom.

in the background theres a turd floating in the bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ones that show Sky remotes

Suppose guys using virgin remotes are advertising their sexual experience?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haahaha 1 of the funniest pics i saw was a chick in her undies trying to look sexy in a pic she took in the bathroom.

in the background theres a turd floating in the bowl

The turd must have been done by a man... ladies don't poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was sent a few yesterday..I think the guy was trying to replicate my sexy bum pic .....his wasnt sexy......my idea of sexy isnt a hairy arsed man thrown over the arm of a sofa ?????

he was also posing provocatively on the bed with his legs coyly crossed ...that didnt work either !mind you he tried ..

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

oooh... gynecological ones.. and then people trying to pull em open wider.... like I really want to see someones "insides"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haahaha 1 of the funniest pics i saw was a chick in her undies trying to look sexy in a pic she took in the bathroom.

in the background theres a turd floating in the bowl

The turd must have been done by a man... ladies don't poo

apparantly it was her BF that left the floater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ones that show Sky remotes

Suppose guys using virgin remotes are advertising their sexual experience?

I bet them virgin remotes are a bit easy when it comes to turning things on

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"oooh... gynecological ones.. and then people trying to pull em open wider.... like I really want to see someones "insides"....

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oh them as well...truly awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't worked out why I see so many showing their cocks over the toilet???? why ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oooh... gynecological ones.. and then people trying to pull em open wider.... like I really want to see someones "insides"....

I share your pain

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Haven't worked out why I see so many showing their cocks over the toilet???? why ??"
cuz they dont wanna get caught taking the pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gapping hole type pics.... be them bum or vagina are not my cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't worked out why I see so many showing their cocks over the toilet???? why ??cuz they dont wanna get caught taking the pics!

pure laziness

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By *YLINDERCouple
over a year ago

CARDIFF

i personally prefer to see a man in pants .not keen on seeing their erections staring at me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The larger jeremy kyle audience/participant lady pics that looks like a trussed up xmas turkey show off her chasm that resembles a yawning donkey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't worked out why I see so many showing their cocks over the toilet???? why ??cuz they dont wanna get caught taking the pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure I'm really the best person to be commenting on this as I think some people think 'what the fuck is she thinking of' at some of mine. We all have different ideas about what kind of image we find interesting.

Its one of the things that the OH and I have different _iewpoints on. He would be happy to just have tits and ass pics, He likes to see pics of me showing my curves because they make him think sex and this being the site it is, he feels those pics are appropriate.

He doesn't feel my vampire pics, my zombie pic, my dinosaur and the pipe pic are appropriate because most men, when logging on here, think with their cock and pipes are not sexually stimulating. He says that men wouldn't be interested in women smoking pipes when our profile indicates we don't meet smokers, a valid point I admit.

But the more unusual pics are the real me I guess. I am not interested in conventional images. My favourite is pipe and doll. I like the contrast between the glamour of the lipgloss against the old fogey object of the pipe. These pics aren't really about titillation, they are about my personality. My argument would be that anyone who really thinks I smoke a pipe, have a facial disfigurement or am the undead are people I wouldn't want to play with because I don't want to be thought of as just a pair of tits.

My OH supports any pic I take but thinks others don't understand. He is right because since the fabbing thing started, the pics being fabbed are the tits and ass, and if I put an avatar up showing my tits, I get lots of messages. And I have to remember that its his profile too.

Although what makes me smile are the imitators.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" she showed me some of the messages she get's

...that's nice of her.

they are her privte messages to show to whoever she chooses. You have no control over who sees your messages once they have been sent"

Thanks, I'll use that argument to Admin next time they remind us about posting private messages.

Every day someone is talking about discretion, why they don't post face pics etc. I just don't think it's a nice thing to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with Sassy too, to share messages and pictures of men with other users on the site is not that great is it. Especially when the person you've shown then starts a thread on the public forum about it. Good job we don't know who the friend is as some men who've messaged her might feel a bit pissed off that the OP has also seen their messages and pics.

Makes you think really about who you are friends with on here who have access to private pics and who they meet and decide to show your pics to, after all the majority of people have phones with internet access.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pics of men in tight white pants showing the outline of their cock

I'm rather guilty of this one! And there was me thinking mine wasn't too bad.

To be honest though the sky remote pics do have a purpose however, at least if the sex is a big thumbs down you know there'll be decent telly to watch at a meet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some pictures are most educational...;-)

I never knew a camel could hold a dildo between its toes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like pics of women riding bikes naked as if to suggest she's the local bike maybe???

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