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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gents, describe the perfect pussy

Note: Strictly no women allowed on this thread. Women by appointment only.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Always available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gents, describe the perfect pussy

Note: Strictly no women allowed on this thread. Women by appointment only. "

On a public forum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's black hairy Lil white chin loves sitting on my lap puuuuurrs oh my she purrs, doesn't each much and craps in neighbours garden, boots loves me ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet highly orgasmic

Responsive can handle multiples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's black hairy Lil white chin loves sitting on my lap puuuuurrs oh my she purrs, doesn't each much and craps in neighbours garden, boots loves me ha

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eat not each jeeez

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Siamese. They have beautiful eyes.

Fuck the rules.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tabby

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Gents, describe the perfect pussy

Note: Strictly no women allowed on this thread. Women by appointment only. "

You know I was joking when I said you should take over starting wind up threads

And why limit it to just men, I'm sure the bi and lesbian ladies also have an opinion....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tortoiseshell and definitely a boy

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"She's black hairy Lil white chin loves sitting on my lap puuuuurrs oh my she purrs, doesn't each much and craps in neighbours garden, boots loves me ha

She sounds adorable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Furry and puts alot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Siamese. They have beautiful eyes.

Fuck the rules."

Double the fun too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Siamese. They have beautiful eyes.

Fuck the rules."

I think I love you a little bit.

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By *rlo67Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

I had a girlfriend who was a gymnast. Tight pussy with amazing core and pelvic floor muscles that could grip, release and give waves of sensation. Combine that with a big clit, protruding labia,some raven pubes, and a musky scent - pussy heaven.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She's black hairy Lil white chin loves sitting on my lap puuuuurrs oh my she purrs, doesn't each much and craps in neighbours garden, boots loves me ha

She sounds adorable!"

And you were calling me a wind up merchant?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Stuffed!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Smooth with a naughty owner

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By *un4allxMan
over a year ago

Arkley

Wet, tasty tight, with my cock in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's black hairy Lil white chin loves sitting on my lap puuuuurrs oh my she purrs, doesn't each much and craps in neighbours garden, boots loves me ha

She sounds adorable!"
she's lovely and nuts like me

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"She's black hairy Lil white chin loves sitting on my lap puuuuurrs oh my she purrs, doesn't each much and craps in neighbours garden, boots loves me ha

She sounds adorable!

And you were calling me a wind up merchant?

Yes

And your issue is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She's black hairy Lil white chin loves sitting on my lap puuuuurrs oh my she purrs, doesn't each much and craps in neighbours garden, boots loves me ha

She sounds adorable!

And you were calling me a wind up merchant?

Yes

And your issue is?

So rich coming from you, when you are the one trolling this thread

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"She's black hairy Lil white chin loves sitting on my lap puuuuurrs oh my she purrs, doesn't each much and craps in neighbours garden, boots loves me ha

She sounds adorable!

And you were calling me a wind up merchant?

Yes

And your issue is?

So rich coming from you, when you are the one trolling this thread

Ooooo Cat fight Smooth pussies at dawn I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's black hairy Lil white chin loves sitting on my lap puuuuurrs oh my she purrs, doesn't each much and craps in neighbours garden, boots loves me ha

She sounds adorable!

And you were calling me a wind up merchant?

Yes

And your issue is?

So rich coming from you, when you are the one trolling this thread

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awwww hey cmon you must have known a thread about pussies would go down this route they all do but I digress I like them juicy with flaps or just slits, perfect for docking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Siamese. They have beautiful eyes.

Fuck the rules."

Two black cats

Dribbles

Purrs

Sits on my lap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She's black hairy Lil white chin loves sitting on my lap puuuuurrs oh my she purrs, doesn't each much and craps in neighbours garden, boots loves me ha

She sounds adorable!

And you were calling me a wind up merchant?

Yes

And your issue is?

So rich coming from you, when you are the one trolling this thread

awwww hey cmon you must have known a thread about pussies would go down this route they all do but I digress I like them juicy with flaps or just slits, perfect for docking

I’m going to swap the word pussy with Vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's black hairy Lil white chin loves sitting on my lap puuuuurrs oh my she purrs, doesn't each much and craps in neighbours garden, boots loves me ha

She sounds adorable!

And you were calling me a wind up merchant?

Yes

And your issue is?

So rich coming from you, when you are the one trolling this thread

awwww hey cmon you must have known a thread about pussies would go down this route they all do but I digress I like them juicy with flaps or just slits, perfect for docking

I’m going to swap the word pussy with Vagina

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Ha too late typos are comedy gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi op

Why now you must tell us yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Siamese. They have beautiful eyes.

Fuck the rules."

Go girls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She's black hairy Lil white chin loves sitting on my lap puuuuurrs oh my she purrs, doesn't each much and craps in neighbours garden, boots loves me ha

She sounds adorable!

And you were calling me a wind up merchant?

Yes

And your issue is?

So rich coming from you, when you are the one trolling this thread

awwww hey cmon you must have known a thread about pussies would go down this route they all do but I digress I like them juicy with flaps or just slits, perfect for docking

I’m going to swap the word pussy with Vagina

Ha too late typos are comedy gold "

New thread coming soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's black hairy Lil white chin loves sitting on my lap puuuuurrs oh my she purrs, doesn't each much and craps in neighbours garden, boots loves me ha

She sounds adorable!

And you were calling me a wind up merchant?

Yes

And your issue is?

So rich coming from you, when you are the one trolling this thread

awwww hey cmon you must have known a thread about pussies would go down this route they all do but I digress I like them juicy with flaps or just slits, perfect for docking

I’m going to swap the word pussy with Vagina

Ha too late typos are comedy gold

New thread coming soon

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more bloody reading I can't cope

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Could Man Pussy be exempt from this thread as I hate the term so warning to anyone don’t bring it up please ughhhhhh man pussy my arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could Man Pussy be exempt from this thread as I hate the term so warning to anyone don’t bring it up please ughhhhhh man pussy my arse "

This is the first time I’ve heard this.. happy Friday y’all

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Could Man Pussy be exempt from this thread as I hate the term so warning to anyone don’t bring it up please ughhhhhh man pussy my arse

This is the first time I’ve heard this.. happy Friday y’all

Let’s hope it’s the last thing you hear about it too an arse is an arse no matter how smooth it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could Man Pussy be exempt from this thread as I hate the term so warning to anyone don’t bring it up please ughhhhhh man pussy my arse

This is the first time I’ve heard this.. happy Friday y’all

Let’s hope it’s the last thing you hear about it too an arse is an arse no matter how smooth it is "

Let’s not go there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manx

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

One that doesn’t call the rozzers if I get too close!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Ragdolls, by far the best of pussys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ragdolls, by far the best of pussys.

Love those!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginger Toms just purrrrrrrrfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve always wanted a Maine Coon..

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"She's black hairy Lil white chin loves sitting on my lap puuuuurrs oh my she purrs, doesn't each much and craps in neighbours garden, boots loves me ha

She sounds adorable!

And you were calling me a wind up merchant?

Yes

And your issue is?

So rich coming from you, when you are the one trolling this thread

I'm not trolling!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Could Man Pussy be exempt from this thread as I hate the term so warning to anyone don’t bring it up please ughhhhhh man pussy my arse "

There’s an arse on every thread

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Could Man Pussy be exempt from this thread as I hate the term so warning to anyone don’t bring it up please ughhhhhh man pussy my arse

There’s an arse on every thread

There is more than one arse in every thread and many an arse starts one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could Man Pussy be exempt from this thread as I hate the term so warning to anyone don’t bring it up please ughhhhhh man pussy my arse

There’s an arse on every thread

You just cant get away from them somedays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve always wanted a Maine Coon..

Ooo good choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve always wanted a Maine Coon..

Ooo good choice."

Yeah. They are gorgeous

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A self baster like a Bernard Matthews turkey but not in looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that can echo the sound of my sperm getting out of my urethra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One that can echo the sound of my sperm getting out of my urethra "

Echo echo cho cho ho ho o o o

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By *REEN GRASSMan
over a year ago

worcester

Can you send me her number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One that can echo the sound of my sperm getting out of my urethra

Echo echo cho cho ho ho o o o"

Remind me of the affair theme song

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you send me her number "

999

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

My current favourite is a grey tabby that is currently curled up asleep on the induction hob of all places...

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

One with wifi and charging ports

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Ragdolls, by far the best of pussys.

Love those!"

I have two.

Just rehomed one as a companion to my boy as I just had to say goodbye to one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 3 W's

Willing

Wet

Welcoming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The 3 W's

Willing

Wet

Welcoming "

Weather

Work

Women

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

She's black and white with thik fluffey fur

Has a pink collor with a bell.

She allways wakes me up In the morning for breakfast.

Often lays on my lap purring in the day.

And often layes next to me on the bed at night

And she loves chasing her lazer mouse.

And her name is panda cos of her markings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My perfect pussy? Well I have to say it looks a little bit like, remember predator when he opens his mouth ool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lykoi cat

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

On my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rag dolls cure and fluffy

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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago

Longridge

I have an adorable Silver Tabby and he's purrfect for me..

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Rag dolls cure and fluffy

I have 2, perfect lapcats.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

When I’m told not to comment it makes me want to ..... nothing valid to add though

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I miss my pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I miss my pussy."

I miss your pussy too

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I miss my pussy.

I miss your pussy too"

Naughty little puss wasn't she.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rag dolls cure and fluffy

I have 2, perfect lapcats.

Mine is a little bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top Cat!

The indisputable leader of the gang.

He's the boss, he's a VIP, he's a championship.

He's the most tip top, Top cat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top Cat!

The indisputable leader of the gang.

He's the boss, he's a VIP, he's a championship.

He's the most tip top, Top cat!

Ok top cat

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston

One that magically changes every day...

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

One that don’t shit in my garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tortoiseshell/Calico very feisty x

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Rag dolls cure and fluffy

I have 2, perfect lapcats.

Mine is a little bitch "

My latest member of the family is starting to find her paws in the house.

Very different environment to where she used to live. Just having carpet under paw must have been odd for her.

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