FabSwingers.com forum: Do sheep even sleep????????

By *ime for a change OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

So I'm away on holiday and my caravan overlooks a field of sheep. I've been watching these sheep and all they seem to do is eat. Morning,noon and night. Even when I get up in the middle of the night there still eating...

Who has the answers??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I'm away on holiday and my caravan overlooks a field of sheep. I've been watching these sheep and all they seem to do is eat. Morning,noon and night. Even when I get up in the middle of the night there still eating...

Who has the answers??"

They wake up when you wake up. Just for a laugh.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Grass IS very moreish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They sleep in shifts just to keep you up

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By *ime for a change OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

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By *ime for a change OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"They sleep in shifts just to keep you up

Hahaha

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Every time they count each other to make sure they are all there, one of them nods off.

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By *ime for a change OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Grass IS very moreish."

Hahaha..it just depends on which type of grass?????

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By *ime for a change OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Every time they count each other to make sure they are all there, one of them nods off. "

That's mint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every time they count each other to make sure they are all there, one of them nods off. "

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Every time they count each other to make sure they are all there, one of them nods off.

That's mint "

Don’t mention mint around sheep, they don’t like it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope they constantly at it all day & night! All the protein haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol i was having this conversation last night with a friend you would think they would have the desency to count each other

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I don’t really care

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"They sleep in shifts just to keep you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do sheep have knees x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have electric dreams

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Grass IS very moreish.

Hahaha..it just depends on which type of grass?????

It's a gateway dr#g to hay.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Who has the answers??"

Have you seen the size of their bollocks. It's ridiculous.

Have a little look later

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Who has the answers??"

Sleep eating. ?

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Im making a lamb curry later .... mmmmhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naaaaaah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask farmers in Wales

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Ask farmers in Wales "

Or England if your already there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who has the answers??"

Why do you care?

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By *ime for a change OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Grass IS very moreish.

Hahaha..it just depends on which type of grass?????

It's a gateway dr#g to hay."

Brilliant

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Sheep are like sharks...they never sleep and have a savage bite.

Forget the Meg, here's Dolly....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don’t sleep in Wales in case a randy Welshman sneaks up on them in his short cut wellies ??

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"They don’t sleep in Wales in case a randy Welshman sneaks up on them in his short cut wellies ??"

Are shortcut wellies what you wear to take short cuts? Are waders for when you go the long way round?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They don’t sleep in Wales in case a randy Welshman sneaks up on them in his short cut wellies ??"

I love being in bed and hearing a baa in the middle of the night. I feel safe, knowing that Blodwen is alive and well in her field.

Then the cows join in with their mooing and the love quickly evaporates, with the addition of despair if the horses start whinnying.

These animals have a pretty good nightlife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes they sleep but I had a bunch that didn't have a wink last night. They've been sprained so wanting their Mums back. Can't blame them but jeez I'm knackered. 3 hours sleep is not enough for this girl.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"They don’t sleep in Wales in case a randy Welshman sneaks up on them in his short cut wellies ??"

Fab is not a platform for racism or beastiality

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

They sleep standing up sometimes.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"They sleep standing up sometimes."

And only sleep on average 4 hrs per day usually in short spells

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"They sleep standing up sometimes.

And only sleep on average 4 hrs per day usually in short spells "

The things you learn on fab!

Coming soon...chicken juggling for beginners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They don’t sleep in Wales in case a randy Welshman sneaks up on them in his short cut wellies ??

Are shortcut wellies what you wear to take short cuts? Are waders for when you go the long way round?"
it’s a well known fact that the prettiest sheep run the fastest so Welshman wear short cut wellies so they can run faster xx

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