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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is something weird you did as a child?

One of the weird things I did was that I told some of my friends that Hayley Williams from Paramore was my oldest stepsister. Paramore wasn’t a big band at the time at all, I had seen a few pictures of her ‘cool hair’ on google and thought she was pretty. I must have been about seven or eight at the time

What weird confessions do you have relating to your childhood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an invisible friend called Lewis for some reason. Though my mum later found out that my great great grandad was called Lewis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had an invisible friend called Lewis for some reason. Though my mum later found out that my great great grandad was called Lewis. "

How long were you two friends for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This thread did well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Childhood confessions? I used to have a stash of porn mags hidden in a black bin bag in the undergrowth of my local golf club. I liked to read them hidden in the bushes on hot sunny days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Childhood confessions? I used to have a stash of porn mags hidden in a black bin bag in the undergrowth of my local golf club. I liked to read them hidden in the bushes on hot sunny days. "

As a child? How old?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could suck my own dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could suck my own dick"

Nice

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I took a shit in my neighbors garden when I was a kid. Or was that yesterday? I can’t seem to recollect......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I took a shit in my neighbors garden when I was a kid. Or was that yesterday? I can’t seem to recollect...... "

Both?

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


"What is something weird you did as a child?

One of the weird things I did was that I told some of my friends that Hayley Williams from Paramore was my oldest stepsister. Paramore wasn’t a big band at the time at all, I had seen a few pictures of her ‘cool hair’ on google and thought she was pretty. I must have been about seven or eight at the time

What weird confessions do you have relating to your childhood?"

When I was *very* young I 'worked out' that the only way Father Christmas could enter our house must be via the toilet as it was the largest and most secret portal from the outside I could think of for him to use given that all our fireplaces had been boarded up. I still actually remember sitting on the loo and looking at the pipes in excited anticipation. Obviously, because he was magic, he could make himself smaller and wouldn't suffer in any way, shape or form from this unorthodox method of travel via a soil pipe and sewers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 doors down lived Mrs Morton she was the archetypal 'nosey neighbour' and often grassed us up to our parents for smoking or other stuff.. anyway she had a perfect little front garden and was particularly proud of her gnomes... so one eve at dusk me and my mate took one of her gnomes and put it in another garden ... it caused quite a rumpus ..

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By *bboredguyMan
over a year ago

dundee

I wanked and cumm in many an inappropriate place !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3 doors down lived Mrs Morton she was the archetypal 'nosey neighbour' and often grassed us up to our parents for smoking or other stuff.. anyway she had a perfect little front garden and was particularly proud of her gnomes... so one eve at dusk me and my mate took one of her gnomes and put it in another garden ... it caused quite a rumpus .. "

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Oh god here we go. I once tried to get myself off with an inflatable sofa.

A lads mag suggested an arm band but all I had was the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh god here we go. I once tried to get myself off with an inflatable sofa.

A lads mag suggested an arm band but all I had was the sofa. "

Did it work?

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks


"Oh god here we go. I once tried to get myself off with an inflatable sofa.

A lads mag suggested an arm band but all I had was the sofa.

Did it work?"

Fuck yeah but it didn’t half make a noise. Must have looked a sight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to pee behind the couch x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to pee behind the couch x"

Is this the male or female half?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to pee behind the couch x

Is this the male or female half? "

Female x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another pee one - I apparently used to pee in people's shoes if they upset me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another pee one - I apparently used to pee in people's shoes if they upset me!"

One of my dog does this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess I had dog-like tendencies then lol.

I don't remember doing it, but apparently I did until I was around 9yrs old!

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

Found my auntie's karma sutra book when I was 12 and shocked the sex ed teacher with too much info when we started sex ed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two things spring to mind, both times I was in Primary School.

1. I told someone in my class after hitting a bizarre Dolly Parton fangirl stage, that my real name was in fact Jolene. It took a really long time (half hour?) to persuade her this was true.

2. I told a friend in class (jokingly) that I had pooped myself. I thought they would laugh about it and they’d realise I hadn’t. Instead out of nowhere came this sense of concern about me and they went and told our class teacher, who called me outside and sensitively tried to enquire about whether I had really pooed myself. Talk about awkward!!

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

i think when i was like 6 i used to get myself off by lying down on the rug with my hand down my pants and rubbing my body up and down.

Many a time my mum would shout at me for doing 'rudies' on the carpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once stole a pork & pickle pie out of a old granny’s shoppping trolley as she took the last one lord forgive me for I have sinned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to pinch a bottle of orange juice or milk every morning on the way to school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was such a boring child. The weird things I've done as an adult however,..

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Use to nick off Sunday school and go climb the trees in the park with the ministers son.

I wasn’t even made to go to Sunday school. The draw must have been the ministers son

Lex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once stole a pork & pickle pie out of a old granny’s shoppping trolley as she took the last one lord forgive me for I have sinned "

Disgraceful!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really wanted braces as a kid, I used to use paperclips and straighten them to turn them into braces. Did this when I was in primary school, until a teacher caught me out, and looking back was a bitch about it too, she embarrassed me in front of loads of kids.

That and I also hated wearing underwear, would never put it on!

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

When I used to climb the rope in gym class it gave me a very funny feeling down below.

I would always climb the rope and just spend the class climbing up and down enjoying he feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to sleep round my nan and grandad's house on a Friday night and always asked to take the little woods catalogue up to bed with so I could stare at the ladies in bras and knickers for hours. Spring/summer was better as it had bikinis too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best friend and I used to spend every morning break for a whole term repeatedly jumping off a large tree stump, wildly flapping our arms in order to perfect the art of unaided flight. We would stroll back to the classroom congratulating one another that we’d gone a bit further each day. We firmly believed that by the end of term we’d be flying around the school to the awe and admiration of our classmates, nay, the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh! My barbies had a lot of lesbian sex. How my parents didn't realise that I'd grow up not quite straight I have no idea...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh! My barbies had a lot of lesbian sex. How my parents didn't realise that I'd grow up not quite straight I have no idea... "

Me and my friends used to make our bratz dolls bully the barbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh! My barbies had a lot of lesbian sex. How my parents didn't realise that I'd grow up not quite straight I have no idea... "

Oh, mine too (I’d forgotten that). Though mine were Sindy dolls as my mother wouldn’t allow me to have Barbie as she was ‘a slut’. My mother had very precise views on many things.

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Myself and a mate almost flooded a canal when we were teenagers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to pinch a bottle of orange juice or milk every morning on the way to school "

I did that all through secondary school, orange juice only though.

I added 3 extra middle names to my name from 7 to about 15, because I found my name too boring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to pinch a bottle of orange juice or milk every morning on the way to school

I did that all through secondary school, orange juice only though.

I added 3 extra middle names to my name from 7 to about 15, because I found my name too boring.

"

I used to work in a nursery and an adorable little girl had TWENTY SIX middle names. One of them was Scotland, another was Pete.

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I used to pinch a bottle of orange juice or milk every morning on the way to school

I did that all through secondary school, orange juice only though.

I added 3 extra middle names to my name from 7 to about 15, because I found my name too boring.

I used to work in a nursery and an adorable little girl had TWENTY SIX middle names. One of them was Scotland, another was Pete. "
I knew a guy, one of his 3 middle names was bilbo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once stole a pork & pickle pie out of a old granny’s shoppping trolley as she took the last one lord forgive me for I have sinned

Disgraceful!!!"
I know!

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Oh, also, same mate and I permanently changed the course of a river building a rock jetty to fish off lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, also, same mate and I permanently changed the course of a river building a rock jetty to fish off lol"

Why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to pinch a bottle of orange juice or milk every morning on the way to school

I did that all through secondary school, orange juice only though.

I added 3 extra middle names to my name from 7 to about 15, because I found my name too boring.

I used to work in a nursery and an adorable little girl had TWENTY SIX middle names. One of them was Scotland, another was Pete. "

I knew I could have squeezed a few more in there. Not sure either of those would have been choices though.

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Oh, also, same mate and I permanently changed the course of a river building a rock jetty to fish off lol

Why"
we didn't realise it would happen when we made it having since studied hydo and fluid dynamics it seems obvious :/

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By *onnyJohnMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

Right from an early age I had a thing for taking stuff apart, so much so that the day after birthdays or Christmas I would no longer have any original presents, just a large pile of parts...

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Right from an early age I had a thing for taking stuff apart, so much so that the day after birthdays or Christmas I would no longer have any original presents, just a large pile of parts... "
I took the hoover to pieces when I was 7. Though in my defence I did put it back together again

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By *onnyJohnMan
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Right from an early age I had a thing for taking stuff apart, so much so that the day after birthdays or Christmas I would no longer have any original presents, just a large pile of parts... I took the hoover to pieces when I was 7. Though in my defence I did put it back together again "

Congratulations... Most of the stuff I took apart tended to stay .. apart..

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Right from an early age I had a thing for taking stuff apart, so much so that the day after birthdays or Christmas I would no longer have any original presents, just a large pile of parts... I took the hoover to pieces when I was 7. Though in my defence I did put it back together again

Congratulations... Most of the stuff I took apart tended to stay .. apart.. "
there were a couple of bit that didn't make it back in. As per any DIY repair lol

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By *onnyJohnMan
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Right from an early age I had a thing for taking stuff apart, so much so that the day after birthdays or Christmas I would no longer have any original presents, just a large pile of parts... I took the hoover to pieces when I was 7. Though in my defence I did put it back together again

Congratulations... Most of the stuff I took apart tended to stay .. apart.. there were a couple of bit that didn't make it back in. As per any DIY repair lol"

Hahahaha yeah I've been there a fair few times lol

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

We had imaginary dogs. I had a Great Dane. My bro had a Chihuahua.

Not sure why ,as we had a real live dog also.

I remember us earnestly debating once whether we could sneak them on to the bus!

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

When I was at primary school I was fascinated by the Space Shuttle missions that were just getting going at the time. I took a small block of polystyrene into school and tried to pass it off as a heat shield tile from the Shuttle that NASA had sent me - complete with my own felt-tip scribblings of NASA on the front . Oh, and I also used to crawl under the teachers desk so I could look up her dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I fill in the equality monitoring form I always lie on them. I’m often a black leasbian for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My best friend and I used to spend every morning break for a whole term repeatedly jumping off a large tree stump, wildly flapping our arms in order to perfect the art of unaided flight. We would stroll back to the classroom congratulating one another that we’d gone a bit further each day. We firmly believed that by the end of term we’d be flying around the school to the awe and admiration of our classmates, nay, the world. "

LOL! This is incredibly sweet !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 7/8 we used to have a very large drum at the bottom of our garden that I used to climb into and lie in there cramped up and talk to my imaginary friend. We'd pretend we were hideaways on a ship going to England to marry Prince William. I'd sit there for hours.. I think occasionally even peed whilst in there.

I made it to England.. alas William married someone else !

I still enjoy lying in small dark spaces though !

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By *bwlookingforfunWoman
over a year ago

crawley

I was @10, long story short, 15 pull ups was enough to cum times in front of my class.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always have to be the last person to turn up at a night out. I hate being there before anyone else. I like showing up when everyone is there x

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