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Dukes threesome investigation. Millennial v Baby Boomer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sometimes in life men do things they strongly oppose such as getting married, raising a family or sharing a bank account. The Duke is too intelligent to submit to such expectations of society but this is not to say he is above putting himself through peril to prove a point.

Duke Tower invitations normally exclude Millennial swingers, which means androgynous degenerate's covered in ugly prison tattoos who talk endlessly about female empowerment nor Baby Boomer swingers with their sulky resentful banged out cavernous orifices.

To demonstrate there is little difference between the two, The Duke summoned one of each to Duke Towers but immediately ran into problems. The baby boomer complained about the over reliance of technology, this was in response to The Duke looking up her heart medication on his iPad. The millennial refused to use the provided lubrication imported from Japan, insisting avocado paste was used instead.

Once both had presented themselves on all fours across The Dukes alter the investigation could begin. Once his mighty meat stick had been inserted up both subjects it was apparent there was little difference between the two. The boomers clapped out baby box felt very similar to the millennials stretched out sin slit. This is because all millennials appear obsessed with stuffing organic vegetable's up their cock caves thinking they are aiding the environment. The baby boomers banana hammock is beyond all redemption best left to their husbands who can no longer feel the difference after 40 years of self imprisonment.

In conclusion, The Duke warns all fellow swingers to avoid both groups and hope they soon get shipped off to some far away island.

Duke has spoken

#Duke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t really understand this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always a bit suspicious of people who talk about themselves in the third person

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough


"Sometimes in life men do things they strongly oppose such as getting married, raising a family or sharing a bank account. The Duke is too intelligent to submit to such expectations of society but this is not to say he is above putting himself through peril to prove a point.

Duke Tower invitations normally exclude Millennial swingers, which means androgynous degenerate's covered in ugly prison tattoos who talk endlessly about female empowerment nor Baby Boomer swingers with their sulky resentful banged out cavernous orifices.

To demonstrate there is little difference between the two, The Duke summoned one of each to Duke Towers but immediately ran into problems. The baby boomer complained about the over reliance of technology, this was in response to The Duke looking up her heart medication on his iPad. The millennial refused to use the provided lubrication imported from Japan, insisting avocado paste was used instead.

Once both had presented themselves on all fours across The Dukes alter the investigation could begin. Once his mighty meat stick had been inserted up both subjects it was apparent there was little difference between the two. The boomers clapped out baby box felt very similar to the millennials stretched out sin slit. This is because all millennials appear obsessed with stuffing organic vegetable's up their cock caves thinking they are aiding the environment. The baby boomers banana hammock is beyond all redemption best left to their husbands who can no longer feel the difference after 40 years of self imprisonment.

In conclusion, The Duke warns all fellow swingers to avoid both groups and hope they soon get shipped off to some far away island.

Duke has spoken

#Duke"

Why aren't you posting in the fantasies section? And who's your dealer, I want some.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

More words of wisdom. Excellent

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Hang on, when you say avoid both groups, what exactly is left? Are you saying the Duke is now accepting applications from men and trans people to get a tighter cock cave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two things:

1. Where have you been all my life?

2. Can you please go back there.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend


"Two things:

1. Where have you been all my life?

2. Can you please go back there. "

That made me snort coffee through my nose.

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