FabSwingers.com forum: Sky remotes

By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

Well I thought I’d seen it all. Sky remotes and lynx cans for cock comparison photos but I’ve just seen in new photos a Lighter Def makes the cock look big. Funny sods these people

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Lol. I remember seeing one with a Pringles tub in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw one with a Stella can...

There was no comparison!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve seen one with a candle

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ve seen one with a candle

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I bet that in-flamed your passion

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By *leaseContinueMan
over a year ago

Surbiton

"I saw one with a Stella can...

There was no comparison!

Can fo Stella and a dick. A good offer for a night

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

Best I’ve ever seen to date was a sky remote where the offending object only came up to the number 9 on the keyboard. Clearly had no understanding of weights and measures criteria

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Lol. I remember seeing one with a Pringles tub in x"
Once you Pop ........

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

The new Virgin media remote is smaller. I wonder if they got many requests from men asking for that?

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"The new Virgin media remote is smaller. I wonder if they got many requests from men asking for that? "

Excellent point as is the Now TV remote. Maybe I could buy a sky sticker and stick it on it. Now that would defiantly increase my size

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m thinking of posting one pitting my phallus against a USB memory stick.

......but which will prove the ultimate length victor.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw one with a Stella can...

There was no comparison!

Can fo Stella and a dick. A good offer for a night

That's a night out in Scotland x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"[Removed by poster at 16/08/18 13:20:06]"

O shit. We are not trying to encourage the use of sky remotes. Please anyone who decides to take this route that you do not harm the sky remote in anyway

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By *leaseContinueMan
over a year ago

Surbiton

"I saw one with a Stella can...

There was no comparison!

Can fo Stella and a dick. A good offer for a night

That's a night out in Scotland x"

Needs more fried goods!

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

As I'm not normally finding myself in a situation to be exposed to this, and frankly am not so curious as to go looking...is the 'cock next to the Sky remote' pic as ubiquitous as everyone makes it seem, or is it just some running joke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might use my firestick remote.

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Best I’ve ever seen to date was a sky remote where the offending object only came up to the number 9 on the keyboard. Clearly had no understanding of weights and measures criteria "
I've just checked my Sky remote

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

I saw a can in one and a hair brush in another

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By *ymaleMan
over a year ago

nr Bradford

I've got a firestick remote, reckon I'll clean up with that to compare to!

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By *pikeyMan
over a year ago

chester

I've seen them with a tape measure before now lol

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By *hilledout-coupleCouple
over a year ago

telford

"I’m thinking of posting one pitting my phallus against a USB memory stick.

......but which will prove the ultimate length victor.....

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how big is it 64gb or bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It says a lot about the item men put against their penis as a size comparison.

Lynx purleese, why not one million?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve seen one with a candle

Come on baby light my fire.

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"As I'm not normally finding myself in a situation to be exposed to this, and frankly am not so curious as to go looking...is the 'cock next to the Sky remote' pic as ubiquitous as everyone makes it seem, or is it just some running joke?"

It is a very common sighting. More than the average spotted dick

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