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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

I’m going to put the kettle on. What do you fancy?

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"I’m going to put the kettle on. What do you fancy? "
Are you always early ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A green tea with a zest of bergamot please.

Please do not stir the sugar with your nice cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to put the kettle on. What do you fancy? "

Four fingers

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I think I’m getting a latte elsewhere but if you have a bit of something nice to go with it that would be lovely

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"I’m going to put the kettle on. What do you fancy? Are you always early ? "

By the time it’s made it will be bang on time.

I allow enough time for preparation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there anything sweet around?

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Earl Gray and cucumber sandwiches please dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A croissant and decaf cappuccino please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea, milk no sugar please x

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"A green tea with a zest of bergamot please.

Please do not stir the sugar with your nice cock "

I’ll use a teaspoon, inserted in my cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm craving a sausage bean and cheese melt right now. Black coffee instead please OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A green tea with a zest of bergamot please.

Please do not stir the sugar with your nice cock

I’ll use a teaspoon, inserted in my cock. "

that's what I am talking about

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"I'm craving a sausage bean and cheese melt right now. Black coffee instead please OP. "

Black coffee on its way. But you do get a free sausage today with that.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Green tea with jasmine and a blueberry muffin if you please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like croissants with dark hot chocolate.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Green tea with jasmine and a blueberry muffin if you please

That sounds yum!

I have a Sencha Green tea with lemon. I'd love a muffin too please

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

White americano chocolate digestives

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"Green tea with jasmine and a blueberry muffin if you please

It would bring me enormous pleasure to finger your muffin

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

Skinny latte. Hold the milk please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm craving a sausage bean and cheese melt right now. Black coffee instead please OP. "

My word, what fantastic photos...

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"Earl Gray and cucumber sandwiches please dear. "

I’ve found a proper lady here!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skinny latte. Hold the milk please"

Skinny latte, hold the milk... isn’t that just a coffee?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi croissants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a coffee, I'm not sure of the etiquette, can I have a scone this early in the day?

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"Oi croissants

Oi!? Seriously you can get it yourself.

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"I'd love a coffee, I'm not sure of the etiquette, can I have a scone this early in the day? "

Would you like me to put cream on that?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Just a nice big pot of tea and dark chocolate hob nobs. Just bring the packet please, I’m in one of those kinda moods. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha this is seriously carry on

I’ll take coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love a coffee, I'm not sure of the etiquette, can I have a scone this early in the day?

Would you like me to put cream on that? "

Oh honey, yes please!

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"Just a nice big pot of tea and dark chocolate hob nobs. Just bring the packet please, I’m in one of those kinda moods. Thank you "

I’m not going to ask what you might have planned for them! I’ve learnt my lesson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi croissants

Oi!? Seriously you can get it yourself. "

Oh I’m terribly sorry, oi le coisants vite, vous garçon de merde.

Vite

Marche ou cheve

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"Oi croissants

Oi!? Seriously you can get it yourself.

Oh I’m terribly sorry, oi le coisants vite, vous garçon de merde.

Vite

Marche ou cheve

Now you’re just being rude in a different language. It doesn’t make it any better.

Learn some manners young man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi croissants

Oi!? Seriously you can get it yourself.

Oh I’m terribly sorry, oi le coisants vite, vous garçon de merde.

Vite

Marche ou cheve

Now you’re just being rude in a different language. It doesn’t make it any better.

Learn some manners young man. "

Oh you should teach me a lesson in manners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After you hurry up and get these croissants

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"Oi croissants

Oi!? Seriously you can get it yourself.

Oh I’m terribly sorry, oi le coisants vite, vous garçon de merde.

Vite

Marche ou cheve

Now you’re just being rude in a different language. It doesn’t make it any better.

Learn some manners young man.

Oh you should teach me a lesson in manners.

One croissant coming up.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

An americano would be tremendous please, Sir. It's almost time for my 3 egg omelette too, is it too much to ask for that also? Plain will suffice, of course...

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"An americano would be tremendous please, Sir. It's almost time for my 3 egg omelette too, is it too much to ask for that also? Plain will suffice, of course..."

You give an inch and they take a mile!!

But you did ask nicely so, I’ll get you the coffee.

It’s not a cafe!!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Green tea with jasmine and a blueberry muffin if you please

That sounds yum!

I have a Sencha Green tea with lemon. I'd love a muffin too please "

Ooooh not heard of Sencha Green tea before. I will have to explore that

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Just a nice big pot of tea and dark chocolate hob nobs. Just bring the packet please, I’m in one of those kinda moods. Thank you

I’m not going to ask what you might have planned for them! I’ve learnt my lesson

I’ll let you join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi croissants

Oi!? Seriously you can get it yourself.

Oh I’m terribly sorry, oi le coisants vite, vous garçon de merde.

Vite

Marche ou cheve

Now you’re just being rude in a different language. It doesn’t make it any better.

Learn some manners young man.

Oh you should teach me a lesson in manners.

One croissant coming up. "

Un coisante avec un cafe au laite et un aplication de la malaise anglaise?

Can’t spell it but can speak it, with apparently an absolutely discusting to the French German accent mixed with the French equivalent of Essex

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"Just a nice big pot of tea and dark chocolate hob nobs. Just bring the packet please, I’m in one of those kinda moods. Thank you

I’m not going to ask what you might have planned for them! I’ve learnt my lesson

I’ll let you join in

You’re good, you tease!!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

"Skinny latte. Hold the milk please

Skinny latte, hold the milk... isn’t that just a coffee?! "

Yep lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decaf coffee please

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"Decaf coffee please

On it’s way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting on the coffee or hot chocolate, you ain’t getting a tip ......

Well not just the tip

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"Still waiting on the coffee or hot chocolate, you ain’t getting a tip ......

Well not just the tip

Must have missed that. Here you go.

I’m not here for tips, I’m here for the pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi croissants

Oi!? Seriously you can get it yourself. "

He's a 'dom'

He gets to order people about.

Thats how it works, right?

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"Oi croissants

Oi!? Seriously you can get it yourself.

He's a 'dom'

He gets to order people about.

Thats how it works, right?

Dom / dick head.

Potato / potatta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please may I have a cup of tea and a nice big hug. I'm hormonally challenged today, even my socks are pissing me off.

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"Please may I have a cup of tea and a nice big hug. I'm hormonally challenged today, even my socks are pissing me off. "

You certainly can. A virtual hug now and a real one later

And a cup of tea too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please may I have a cup of tea and a nice big hug. I'm hormonally challenged today, even my socks are pissing me off.

You certainly can. A virtual hug now and a real one later

And a cup of tea too. "

A big manly squeezy one. A hug always makes things better.

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

"Please may I have a cup of tea and a nice big hug. I'm hormonally challenged today, even my socks are pissing me off.

You certainly can. A virtual hug now and a real one later

And a cup of tea too.

A big manly squeezy one. A hug always makes things better. "

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a gingerbread latte.

The weather is yuk.

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

You certainly can.

Sorry about the weather it was here this morning and we sent it your way. It’s brighten up here now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Decaf coffee please

On it’s way. "

Thank you

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