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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

To the shops,anyone want owt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you buy me some socks. Mine got stolen at a club

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"To the shops,anyone want owt?"

You off to buy ear plugs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today’s takings, wear a hat and glasses

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

"To the shops,anyone want owt?

You off to buy ear plugs?"

Get me some nail polish for my tootsies.

Much obliged.

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been in quarantine for 11 days. I’m out of toilet roll, bread and painkillers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please - just some fizzy juice, strawbs and chocolate fingers. Feel so rubbish

Oh and frisps. I can’t find them anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need fruit: nectarines, raspberries, strawberries and bananas please. The ripe and ready to eat as the "ripe at home" ones never do!

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By *he Ant Hill MobMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Today’s takings, wear a hat and glasses"

This is what I always ask for when people ask ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To the shops,anyone want owt?"

I could do with a Starbar...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes fetch me your left boob im hungry and too cheep to buy milk

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Could you buy me some socks. Mine got stolen at a club"

Someone's probably got them stuffed and on the wall.

Trophy socks.

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By *tsJeanLucMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Box of 20 chicken nuggets please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you mention it, could you grab a clothes airer for me please? Bloody wet weather is no good for drying clothes at the mo and I need my footy shorts for tonight!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"To the shops,anyone want owt?

You off to buy ear plugs?

Get me some nail polish for my tootsies.

Much obliged.

Xxxx"

Certainly, any particular colour?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I’ve been in quarantine for 11 days. I’m out of toilet roll, bread and painkillers."

Urgh that doesn't sound good.

I will leave them on doorstep, knock and run lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew! I thought you were OFF, off,

Can I have a Crunchy and a cuddle please...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Please may I have some Haribo Jelly Babies? They’re my favourites at the moment

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Please - just some fizzy juice, strawbs and chocolate fingers. Feel so rubbish

Oh and frisps. I can’t find them anywhere

Can't guarantee the choc fingers will get back in one piece as I can inhale a whole packet far too easily!

But will try my best x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want help with the bags, I've got the day off work?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Do you want help with the bags, I've got the day off work?

What a gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh pint of milk and a packet of fags lol I will put kettle on x

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By *ools47Woman
over a year ago

Failsworth

A spirit level so I can sort this wardrobe out properly please

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I need fruit: nectarines, raspberries, strawberries and bananas please. The ripe and ready to eat as the "ripe at home" ones never do!"

Will give them a good squeeze first...

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"To the shops,anyone want owt?

I could do with a Starbar...

Do they still even make them? You might have to make do with a finger of fudge , soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just got back from the shops spent 137 pound xx

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Ive just got back from the shops spent 137 pound xx"

Easily done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just got back from the shops spent 137 pound xx

Easily done."

I did get two new tops and a nightshirt plus some beer cider and meat for tomorrows family hot tub BBQ xx

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Strawberry Cornetto for me. Or a speedboat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you buy me some socks. Mine got stolen at a club"
yes my boxers too

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Now you mention it, could you grab a clothes airer for me please? Bloody wet weather is no good for drying clothes at the mo and I need my footy shorts for tonight!

My friends son tried to dry his socks under the grill. It didn't end well....

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Phew! I thought you were OFF, off,

Can I have a Crunchy and a cuddle please...

Certainly x

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Can I have a bag of sports mix please. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't this one of those threads where people start saying are you still here??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you pick me up a couple of bottles of prosecco please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phew! I thought you were OFF, off,

Can I have a Crunchy and a cuddle please...

Certainly x"

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

"To the shops,anyone want owt?

You off to buy ear plugs?

Get me some nail polish for my tootsies.

Much obliged.

Xxxx

Certainly, any particular colour? "

Pillarbox red please!

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some walkers sensations chicken and thyme flavour please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To the shops,anyone want owt?"

Gaviscon... I actually genuinely need some, please? Anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want help with the bags, I've got the day off work?

What a gentleman

Alas, we are few and far between these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some curry powder, chillis and Tabasco sauce please.

Oh and some Anusol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything chocolatey please hun as long as its totally syn free its ok

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Please may I have some Haribo Jelly Babies? They’re my favourites at the moment

You can. I always feel a bit mean eating jelly babies tho.

Do you eat them head or feet first?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Ooh pint of milk and a packet of fags lol I will put kettle on x"

Tut tut, ok seeing as it's you.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A spirit level so I can sort this wardrobe out properly please "

I don't pass a hardware store sorry, but wonky is the new straight apparently

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

Can you grab be some chicken gravy please, the chicken’s nearly cooked and I’ve just found out I’ve only got beef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some lucozade please. Need to re hydrate after today's antics

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Please may I have some Haribo Jelly Babies? They’re my favourites at the moment

You can. I always feel a bit mean eating jelly babies tho.

Do you eat them head or feet first?"

Belly first

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Did you take the recorder and accidentally leave it in the supermarket

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Strawberry Cornetto for me. Or a speedboat."

Sorry it melted on the way back.

I've got a stray Minimilk in the freezer. .any good?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Can I have a bag of sports mix please. Thank you.

Terrible for your teeth but ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cornetto x

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Can you pick me up a couple of bottles of prosecco please "

Sorry I'm under 21 and I've got no ID

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you pick me up a couple of bottles of prosecco please

Sorry I'm under 21 and I've got no ID"

Doesn't normally stop a scouser!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Some walkers sensations chicken and thyme flavour please!

Get you with your fancy crisps. If they've got none in will Space Raiders do?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"To the shops,anyone want owt?

Gaviscon... I actually genuinely need some, please? Anyone? "

Sorry the chemist was closed. Try a pint of milk and a Polo.

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

"Please may I have some Haribo Jelly Babies? They’re my favourites at the moment

You can. I always feel a bit mean eating jelly babies tho.

Do you eat them head or feet first?

Belly first

That reminds me of a mate of mine. When either of us visited each other's houses, we'd always bring a bag of jelly babies.

"Fancy a bit of cannibalism?" We'd ask the other. "Hell yeah!", the other would respond. So there we would sit, in contentment in front of the telly, ripping and chewing off the heads of the jelly babies.

We had specfic colours too. Me, little black lady ripping the heads of the black babies. Him, big white guy ripping the white heads with gusto.

The yellow red and green were last choices and we never fought over it.

I guess in Fab world, this was not racism. Just a preference...lol

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Please may I have some Haribo Jelly Babies? They’re my favourites at the moment

You can. I always feel a bit mean eating jelly babies tho.

Do you eat them head or feet first?

Belly first

That reminds me of a mate of mine. When either of us visited each other's houses, we'd always bring a bag of jelly babies.

We had specfic colours too. Me, little black lady ripping the heads of the black babies. Him, big white guy ripping the white heads with gusto.

The yellow red and green were last choices and we never fought over it.

I guess in Fab world, this was not racism. Just a preference...lol

Going off at a tangent,when I was a little kid and heard about Flamingos eating pink food to go pinker I used to save the black fruit pastilles for my (Jamaican)dad to help him stay black ...it seemed to work!

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

"Please may I have some Haribo Jelly Babies? They’re my favourites at the moment

You can. I always feel a bit mean eating jelly babies tho.

Do you eat them head or feet first?

Belly first

That reminds me of a mate of mine. When either of us visited each other's houses, we'd always bring a bag of jelly babies.

We had specfic colours too. Me, little black lady ripping the heads of the black babies. Him, big white guy ripping the white heads with gusto.

The yellow red and green were last choices and we never fought over it.

I guess in Fab world, this was not racism. Just a preference...lol

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Please may I have some Haribo Jelly Babies? They’re my favourites at the moment

You can. I always feel a bit mean eating jelly babies tho.

Do you eat them head or feet first?

Belly first

That reminds me of a mate of mine. When either of us visited each other's houses, we'd always bring a bag of jelly babies.

We had specfic colours too. Me, little black lady ripping the heads of the black babies. Him, big white guy ripping the white heads with gusto.

The yellow red and green were last choices and we never fought over it.

I guess in Fab world, this was not racism. Just a preference...lol

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Could you buy me some socks. Mine got stolen at a club yes my boxers too

Try sewing your name in the back, like at school?

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I'd love a bar of dairy milk and a ribena please

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Can you grab be some chicken gravy please, the chicken’s nearly cooked and I’ve just found out I’ve only got beef

Oops, sorry, just seen this one. Hope your chicken wasn't too dry!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Hope it was a good visit

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Some lucozade please. Need to re hydrate after today's antics

Try water.Lions look good on it. And less likely to give you type two diabetes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cr2025 battery would be amazing, I keep forgetting to buy 1.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Cornetto x

What flavour?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'd love a bar of dairy milk and a ribena please

Ooh yes a bar of dairy milk would go down well just now

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By *irk Diggler 02Man
over a year ago

Swindon

"Please may I have some Haribo Jelly Babies? They’re my favourites at the moment

This

they’re my guilty pleasure....pure lush lol

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

"Can you grab be some chicken gravy please, the chicken’s nearly cooked and I’ve just found out I’ve only got beef

Oops, sorry, just seen this one. Hope your chicken wasn't too dry!"
the feathers took some swallowing but the breast was succulent

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