FabSwingers.com forum: Fuck me with a pineapple

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What on earth possessed you to look at this thread.

Jings there’s some funny folk out there.

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

I’m just nosey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Click bait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love fucking veg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love fucking veg"

Bloody autocorrect ! I meant *Virginia

I love fucking Virginia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Click bait

You won’t believe what Poetsday looks like now (with a pineapple up his arse .. )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Click bait

Good point, although it was just meant to be a bit of silliness.

I haven’t caught any clicks yet though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a lover of pineapples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assumed it was in reference to my ‘anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough’ status from the other day

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Wanted to see how wide your eyes went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beats putting it on a pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love fucking veg

Bloody autocorrect ! I meant *Virginia

I love fucking Virginia "

#weknowwhatyoumeant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Click bait

You won’t believe what Poetsday looks like now (with a pineapple up his arse .. )"

I can only imagine..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiky bits pointing forward?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I assumed it was in reference to my ‘anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough’ status from the other day "

There’s brave and there’s Victoria cross, distinguished flying cross and bar brave.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Which end goes in first ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the piña

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spiky bits pointing forward? "

Wouldn’t have it any other way.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Take a bow sir....

Without people like you stuffing pineapples up your arses this country would not be what it is today.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spiky bits pointing forward?

Wouldn’t have it any other way.

Kinky fecker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I assumed it was in reference to my ‘anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough’ status from the other day

There’s brave and there’s Victoria cross, distinguished flying cross and bar brave.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I thought it was about pizza

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just realised that my dicks probably small enough to fuck a pineapple ring.

Quite a sobering thought really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I assumed it was in reference to my ‘anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough’ status from the other day "

Well could it be?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Beats putting it on a pizza"

That’s not right at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beats putting it on a pizza

That’s not right at all

Ban pineapples

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Beats putting it on a pizza

That’s not right at all

Ban pineapples

Noooo I like pineapple... not inserted into every orifice though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What on earth possessed you to look at this thread.

Jings there’s some funny folk out there.

I wanted to see if you had got any offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I assumed it was in reference to my ‘anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough’ status from the other day "

Omg .... but a pineapple

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

I hear if you eat a lot of cum your pineapple tastes of cum

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I thought you would have posted pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you would have posted pics

That's what I thought too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What on earth possessed you to look at this thread.

Jings there’s some funny folk out there.

Whatever gets mentioned here, no matter how bizarre - almost alway, someone will have done it.

I wanted to find out who

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I know ty Im here. I asummed we are all here to delight and share in our Pineapple and other exotic sharp unusual shaped fruits fetish?

Anyone for a balst on the Carambola?

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By *horecruxCouple
over a year ago

SE4

Done.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

What on earth posed you to look at this thread.........again.

Trip down memory lane, bumping this thread that I posted yonks back when I was Poetsday.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"What on earth posed you to look at this thread.........again.

Trip down memory lane, bumping this thread that I posted yonks back when I was Poetsday.

...honestly, when I saw the UNLOS OP I worried that F&B had left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapples !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapples !!

I bet you do!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Pineapples !!

I bet you do!"

Bet it makes your eyes water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapples !!

I bet you do!"

Hmmmm it is the fruit we are talking about right...

Did I miss a code or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapples !!

I bet you do!

Bet it makes your eyes water

Yep ... clearly missed something...

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Pineapples !!

I bet you do!

Bet it makes your eyes water

Yep ... clearly missed something...

I'm not sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapples !!

I bet you do!

Bet it makes your eyes water

Yep ... clearly missed something...

I'm not sure

Well You would tell me right...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Scratchy

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Scratchy

Hmmm I do have an itch that needs scratching.

A metaphorical itch, not a real one up my rectum

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"What on earth possessed you to look at this thread.

Jings there’s some funny folk out there.

Not really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it tinned?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"Is it tinned?

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fresh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's showered his pineapple. ^

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"He's showered his pineapple. ^"
it’s very appealing

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