FabSwingers.com forum: Straight? Really?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I bet I'm not the only bisexual man being contacted by single males whose profile clearly states they are straight, looking for, well at the moment to waste my time....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes lol very common xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never had that ...

they all str8 .. as a roman road..

well their cocks are sticking str8 out infront wanting sucked..

fecking pervs ...

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

actually i beg to differ....if i had a pound for every bi male thats pf said str8 i wud be rich !!!

apparently the reason for not changing it is because it turns the fems off !!!

i believe in being honest....others seem not to bother...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

haha, dunno what theyre trying to hide saying they are straight in their profile but then contact bi males

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know its not to every women or mans taste but best be upfront from the start me thinks, no sense in telling fibs, you soon get found out.

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

"I know its not to every women or mans taste but best be upfront from the start me thinks, no sense in telling fibs, you soon get found out."

....never a truer word said.....shake that mans hand....mebbes a light cuppin tae lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know its not to every women or mans taste but best be upfront from the start me thinks, no sense in telling fibs, you soon get found out.

....never a truer word said.....shake that mans hand....mebbes a light cuppin tae lol"

oi ... cupping is my word....

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

"I know its not to every women or mans taste but best be upfront from the start me thinks, no sense in telling fibs, you soon get found out.

....never a truer word said.....shake that mans hand....mebbes a light cuppin tae lol

oi ... cupping is my word...."

shut it queeny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know its not to every women or mans taste but best be upfront from the start me thinks, no sense in telling fibs, you soon get found out.

....never a truer word said.....shake that mans hand....mebbes a light cuppin tae lol

oi ... cupping is my word....

shut it queeny

up you luby lou......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

only been cupped a few times myself, think I have some catching up to do

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

come to scotland.....we have an initiation ceremony ....involves whips, bats , rhohypnol...and something called a fugy.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

fugy? isnt that a light salad dressing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fugy? isnt that a light salad dressing?"

only thing light about fugy... is light in the loafers...

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

i cudnt possible comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

haha, can you still get loafers what are they anyway, sorry, i'm having a blond moment.

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

"haha, can you still get loafers what are they anyway, sorry, i'm having a blond moment."

thats a kinda random question.....i have no idea...u best ask view....he the best one for style, curtains , cushions etc...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hahaha nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha, can you still get loafers what are they anyway, sorry, i'm having a blond moment.

thats a kinda random question.....i have no idea...u best ask view....he the best one for style, curtains , cushions etc...

I messaged Fugy and asked her to pop into the thread.. she could be a while tho.. it's pensioner day at the local hairdressers.. and 50% off blue rinses if she does a blowie over the dryer's with Phillipe ... actually Phil fae Warrington, but chooses Phillipe

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over a year ago

"haha, can you still get loafers what are they anyway, sorry, i'm having a blond moment.

thats a kinda random question.....i have no idea...u best ask view....he the best one for style, curtains , cushions etc...

Is his surname Phillope? is he a frenchman wearing sandals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha, can you still get loafers what are they anyway, sorry, i'm having a blond moment.

thats a kinda random question.....i have no idea...u best ask view....he the best one for style, curtains , cushions etc...

Is his surname Phillope? is he a frenchman wearing sandals

have you met him, aye thats him ....

ffs small world ..

he a tad sensitive, so tread carefully xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

it just gets better haha

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

hahaha ..just in from work and this was the frist thread i stumbled into - thanks for the giggles!!

xxx

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

aye beware of the instant response...' iam str8 ya fukrs' ...he has a touch of tourettes coupled with memory loss....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yeah but who doesnt haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

honestly ....

he was in carstairs for years.. scotlands broadmoor..

no allowed access to the pc room..

nothing but palstic cutlery..

they took his teeth out every night as he thought he was hannibel lector at the stroke of midnight, without his knashers, he could only suck..

but he one of the finest lads in the scottish room..

does motorbike racing..

rides a motorbike....... albeit with stabilisers..

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

"honestly ....

rides a motorbike....... albeit with stabilisers..

u call a sidecar a bike?....he has nothing on olive fae on the buses....looks a tad like her tae

altho he going thro a village people phase at the mo...very touchy subject lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

haha, think I've met him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha, think I've met him."

aye he does the bus station loo at picadilly in manchester....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oh, nope, deffo wasnt him then lol, I dont do manchester

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

just think of the guy in village people wi the 'tash' ...thats him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he does all the major cities..

pink caravanette ... bit like priscilla queen of the desert as he comes down the M6 ...... rainbow flags flying...

gloria gaynor.. blazing..

he goes to the big gay club in blackpool... every year ..

goes in the club in april and comes oot in october ( bit worse for wear ) to put the illuminations on ..

then off to Oxford street for the top of the Xmas tree for December .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll leave this one alone too...

Could write a war and peace chapter on the subject!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

back later ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oi !!!!!

am straight !!!!

ya bunch o coonts !!!!!

lol lol lol!!!

lovin the post

a feel honoured tae be getting spoke aboot the length and breadth o the lands!!!

and a mean length as in the land...no ma chopper

and a mean chopper as in ma knob....no ma motorbike!!!

fugyuk....am no french am scottish....and av never been tae piccadily circus.....and av never sang in ymca or any other tribute bands!!!

p.s

a really um straight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awright fugy.... no "up ya's" for the boys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no worries Fugy m8...

you now cough, cough 'Str8' across the land..

good man

and can I get my copies of Playgirl back please ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it comical that you post a thread about being messed about - we make contact and tell you how we play AND WHY IT DOESN'T SAY I'M BI on our profile - and then you post this thread.

If we were going to meet - we sure ain't now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

deja vous Wishy lol... deja vous lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wishy think he was speaking about single str8 guys contacting him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find it comical that you post a thread about being messed about - we make contact and tell you how we play AND WHY IT DOESN'T SAY I'M BI on our profile - and then you post this thread.

If we were going to meet - we sure ain't now!

ah go easy on him wishy, he is a newie who doesnt know the rules and etiquette of the forum yet. you can break him in after me, form an orderly queue please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, not interested anymore. He's all yours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I find it comical that you post a thread about being messed about - we make contact and tell you how we play AND WHY IT DOESN'T SAY I'M BI on our profile - and then you post this thread.

If we were going to meet - we sure ain't now!

it was meant for single guys not couples

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah, not interested anymore. He's all yours."

learning slowly how this place works, seems to be a few very sensitive people about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah, not interested anymore. He's all yours.

learning slowly how this place works, seems to be a few very sensitive people about."

good afternoon hun, how yer didling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only been cupped a few times myself, think I have some catching up to do"

u got a lot of catching up 2 beat

toon an view..get ya trainers on

an start running u mite catch them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find it comical that you post a thread about being messed about - we make contact and tell you how we play AND WHY IT DOESN'T SAY I'M BI on our profile - and then you post this thread.

If we were going to meet - we sure ain't now!

wat makes u think mallys talking

about u an he's right why say str8t

when ur realy bi..its no one's biss

if ur bi so i think its nice 2 be

honest even no 2 other ppl but

be honest with yaself..dont mean 2 be

cheeky its just my thought an they

dont matter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i think we should leave this one now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lips are sealed

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