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Leaving the back door open during a storm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can cause a mini flood in the kitchen

That’s my wisdom for the day

Also , my shoulders ache ( that’s just for sympathy)

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Are your back doors quite loose?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are your back doors quite loose?"

Yikes

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Can cause a mini flood in the kitchen

That’s my wisdom for the day

Also , my shoulders ache ( that’s just for sympathy) "

In the good old days it was common practice to leave a door or window open during lightning storms to allow any lightning strikes on your house to pass in, through and out safely.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Flapping back door?

My shoulders ache too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can cause a mini flood in the kitchen

That’s my wisdom for the day

Also , my shoulders ache ( that’s just for sympathy)

In the good old days it was common practice to leave a door or window open during lightning storms to allow any lightning strikes on your house to pass in, through and out safely. "

Oooo so I saved lives

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Can cause a mini flood in the kitchen

That’s my wisdom for the day

Also , my shoulders ache ( that’s just for sympathy) "

A massage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread title is definitely a euphemism, right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flapping back door?

My shoulders ache too."

It didn’t even flap ... didn’t realise until I went there to a lake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving your washing out during a storm will find it wet and in your neighbours garden.

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By *xoticloverMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"Flapping back door?

My shoulders ache too.

It didn’t even flap ... didn’t realise until I went there to a lake "

Hope it’s not too bad and does not involve lots of cleaning with those achy shoulders

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Leaving your washing out during a storm will find it wet and in your neighbours garden."

No washing out ... it’s all ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can cause a mini flood in the kitchen

That’s my wisdom for the day

Also , my shoulders ache ( that’s just for sympathy)

In the good old days it was common practice to leave a door or window open during lightning storms to allow any lightning strikes on your house to pass in, through and out safely. "

They also put toads under their tongues for a sore throat.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Flapping back door?

My shoulders ache too.

It didn’t even flap ... didn’t realise until I went there to a lake "

How bloody inconsiderate of it not to flap!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread title is definitely a euphemism, right? "

There’s nothing wrong with my back door

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Are your back doors quite loose?

Yikes "

I'm taking that as a yes and the reason why it was so damp in that area.

Get it fixed, easily done

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"This thread title is definitely a euphemism, right? "

I think it is....makes me wonder what the hell she's been eating!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

What have you been up to to make your shoulders ache?

Monkey bars?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can cause a mini flood in the kitchen

That’s my wisdom for the day

Also , my shoulders ache ( that’s just for sympathy)

A massage?"

Aye go on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread title is definitely a euphemism, right?

I think it is....makes me wonder what the hell she's been eating! "

Oi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can cause a mini flood in the kitchen

That’s my wisdom for the day

Also , my shoulders ache ( that’s just for sympathy)

In the good old days it was common practice to leave a door or window open during lightning storms to allow any lightning strikes on your house to pass in, through and out safely.

They also put toads under their tongues for a sore throat."

Can we use the toads to shut men up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flapping back door?

My shoulders ache too.

It didn’t even flap ... didn’t realise until I went there to a lake

How bloody inconsiderate of it not to flap!!"

I know I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What have you been up to to make your shoulders ache?

Monkey bars? "

Yea ... that’s exactly it

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Breaking news! Rain can make things wet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Breaking news! Rain can make things wet. "

You’re hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you need to tighten your back door up some how,or gets some padding round it ,so you don't get so wet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe you need to tighten your back door up some how,or gets some padding round it ,so you don't get so wet"

Impressive advice

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Breaking news! Rain can make things wet.

You’re hilarious "

Thank you. Now come here and let me rub your shoulders.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Breaking news! Rain can make things wet.

You’re hilarious

Thank you. Now come here and let me rub your shoulders. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can cause a mini flood in the kitchen

That’s my wisdom for the day

Also , my shoulders ache ( that’s just for sympathy) "

It was a lovely storm though!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Breaking news! Rain can make things wet.

You’re hilarious

Thank you. Now come here and let me rub your shoulders.

"

Is anything, other than the kitchen, wet now!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can cause a mini flood in the kitchen

That’s my wisdom for the day

Also , my shoulders ache ( that’s just for sympathy)

It was a lovely storm though! "

It really was - I was stood watching it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Breaking news! Rain can make things wet.

You’re hilarious

Thank you. Now come here and let me rub your shoulders.

Is anything, other than the kitchen, wet now!?"

You’re incorrigible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can cause a mini flood in the kitchen

That’s my wisdom for the day

Also , my shoulders ache ( that’s just for sympathy)

In the good old days it was common practice to leave a door or window open during lightning storms to allow any lightning strikes on your house to pass in, through and out safely.

They also put toads under their tongues for a sore throat.

Can we use the toads to shut men up "

We would have to touch them though.

The men, not the toads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can cause a mini flood in the kitchen

That’s my wisdom for the day

Also , my shoulders ache ( that’s just for sympathy)

In the good old days it was common practice to leave a door or window open during lightning storms to allow any lightning strikes on your house to pass in, through and out safely.

They also put toads under their tongues for a sore throat.

Can we use the toads to shut men up

We would have to touch them though.

The men, not the toads."

Haha true true

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Breaking news! Rain can make things wet. "

Q what gets wetter, the more it drys?

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