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"has any one ever been to a duck do?" Go on then, I will play along lol WHATS A DUCK DO? | |||
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"has any one ever been to a duck do?Go on then, I will play along lol WHATS A DUCK DO?" quack ??? | |||
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"see!! i thought that was funny.and the amount of people iv tricked with it.you lot are just too god damn smart!!leaves the room in a huffxx" not without getting your arse pinched you don't | |||
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"see!! i thought that was funny.and the amount of people iv tricked with it.you lot are just too god damn smart!!leaves the room in a huffxx not without getting your arse pinched you don't" i'd like to pinch her arse .... but shes straight ... boo hoo (need a crying smiley thinggymajig) | |||
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"has any one ever been to a duck do?Go on then, I will play along lol WHATS A DUCK DO? quack ???" Fox ache!! | |||
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"so thats what you lot say when i leave the room:O lol i was off thinking of a worse joke xx" well let's hear it then | |||
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"Hello, is this the police?'' ''Yes, What can I do for you?'' '' I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.... He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'' ''Thank you very much for the call, sir.'' The next day, the police descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood. but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly after the phone rings at Virgil's house. ''Hey, Virgil, This here's Floyd.... Did the Sheriff come?'' ''Yeah!'' '' Did they chop your firewood for the winter?'' ''Yep!'' ''Happy Birthday, buddy! " love that | |||
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"My wife and I went to bed early last night for a little... You know! Anyway, she started to rub a lollipop on her pussy and slowly started inserting it. She got faster and faster till her hand was a blur.. Be careful I said, you got to use that to help the kids across the road in the morning! " thanks for that now have a coffee soaked keyboard | |||
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"A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?" Son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "Ok, i watched a dvd at my mates!" "What dvd?" "Toy story." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a porno" cries the son. "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!" says the dad. Robot slaps the dad. Mum laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son!" Robot slaps the mum! " love it... | |||
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"I was having a crap in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door. "Can I see your ticket please?" "Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a crap!" "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?" "No problem" I said, sliding it under, "the yellow bits are sweetcorn..."" I just spat my coffee everywhere....love it, funny as fuck.... | |||
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"I bought a new perfume for my girlfriend called "Chloroform", but she doesn't like it.... says it makes her sleepy and her bum sore " That tickled me. | |||
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"Piere walks into the cafe and sees Roxanne sat at a table and goes over to chat with her. He orders red wine and pours the red wine over her painted lips. Roxanne asks 'Mon Dieu! why did you do that Piere?" "My dear" Piere says "when I take ze red meat I take ze red wine......" Peire then unbuttons Roxanne's blouse and pours white wine over her pert milk skinned breasts. "Mon Dieu! Piere, why did you do zat?" "When I take ze white meat" says Piere "I take ze white wine!" Later Piere parts Roxanne's legs and, seing her moist pussy, pours brandy over her and drops a match. Woof! the brandy goes up like a candle. "Piere!" screams Roxanne "Why did you do zis?" "Ahhh, my dear" says Piere "when I go down, I go down in Flames!"" Did you forget to tell us that he was a fighter pilot? | |||
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"The Jeremy Kyle 12 days of Xmas 12 cans of carling 11 DNA tests 10 dads to choose from 9 teeth between the 8 squeezed in tracksuits 7 stinking smackrats 6 dunlop trainers 5 stolen rings 4 fat slags 3 ugly twats 2 timing cunts and a wanker who parades them on tv" That is priceless I love it | |||
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"Bottle of Merlot A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cosy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.'.... And indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and '7' inches in your pants'. After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read: 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine back. _rummps x." Quality. | |||
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"Bottle of Merlot A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cosy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.'.... And indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and '7' inches in your pants'. After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read: 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine back. _rummps x." Thats a good one, cut off three inches, Nasty. Lol | |||
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"My Girlfriend had a "near-death" experience earlier this evening. She thought she could hoover while the football was on!" | |||
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"Bought some Sainsbury sausages yesterday,there's a picture of Jamie Oliver on the front, on the back it says "prick with a fork" ..Cant argue with that! " they're not a patch on the thick irish ones. | |||
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"Was watching the news on the tele about the stricken cruise ship when the Sky Newsreader said "She's laying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court"..I just happened to glance at the wife...then it all kicked off." Oh dear! Lol | |||
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"Was watching the news on the tele about the stricken cruise ship when the Sky Newsreader said "She's laying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court"..I just happened to glance at the wife...then it all kicked off." That's absolutely tickled me. Thanks. | |||
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"Whats the difference between the vagina and the anus? About an inch!" What is the piece of skin between the vagina and the anus called? The chin rest. | |||
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