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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Walked out my house this morning to see an absolute smoke show leaving her house just down the street. Made me think a) how little interaction I have with any of my neighbours, don't even know people's names, and b) should I boot a ball in her back garden so I have an excuse to knock on her door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah just walk out into your back garden naked and pretend to admire the nature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walked out my house this morning to see an absolute smoke show leaving her house just down the street. Made me think a) how little interaction I have with any of my neighbours, don't even know people's names, and b) should I boot a ball in her back garden so I have an excuse to knock on her door "

Make your signature dish for one day at home.... obviously make too much ..... dish it up nicely on one of your plates, go round and say you had extra and wanted to share it with neighbours (of course do the same for the other side, got to make it believable but also feel free to put that sides in a plastic container ??)....... and now Miss Smoke has to come back over to yours to return your plate ......... thank me later hehehe xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Walked out my house this morning to see an absolute smoke show leaving her house just down the street. Made me think a) how little interaction I have with any of my neighbours, don't even know people's names, and b) should I boot a ball in her back garden so I have an excuse to knock on her door

Make your signature dish for one day at home.... obviously make too much ..... dish it up nicely on one of your plates, go round and say you had extra and wanted to share it with neighbours (of course do the same for the other side, got to make it believable but also feel free to put that sides in a plastic container ??)....... and now Miss Smoke has to come back over to yours to return your plate ......... thank me later hehehe xx"

That's genius haha makes me wonder if you've done it before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is she single, she might have a Rottweiler?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a hot neighbour too. I catch her perving at me when I cut my front grass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the hot neighbour

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Walked out my house this morning to see an absolute smoke show leaving her house just down the street. Made me think a) how little interaction I have with any of my neighbours, don't even know people's names, and b) should I boot a ball in her back garden so I have an excuse to knock on her door "

Is "boot the ball in her back garden" a euphemism?

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

The house on one side of me has been converted to flats, and is full of smoking, neer-do-wells (actually they are mostly really nice and always say hello, but that spoils the description). On the other side is a much older couple, my choice is a bit limited...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a hot neighbour too. I catch her perving at me when I cut my front grass "

Haha ever spoke to her?

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I have a really hot couple on one side. Hot to look at anyway, then I hear her screaming at the kids and dogs like a fish wife with Tourettes and it put me right off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is she single, she might have a Rottweiler? "

I don't know the answer to either, only knew she existed this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am the hot neighbour "

Haha are you now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Walked out my house this morning to see an absolute smoke show leaving her house just down the street. Made me think a) how little interaction I have with any of my neighbours, don't even know people's names, and b) should I boot a ball in her back garden so I have an excuse to knock on her door

Is "boot the ball in her back garden" a euphemism? "

This time no lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is she single, she might have a Rottweiler? "

She might be a Rottweiler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a hot neighbour too. I catch her perving at me when I cut my front grass

Haha ever spoke to her? "

Nothing more than good morning. I'm shy

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Is she single, she might have a Rottweiler? "

And a dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am the hot neighbour

Haha are you now "

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

Tom got chatting to our married female neighbour one day, and commented on how her bush turns a lovely colour at certain times of the year!

She now regularly comments that she's trimming her bush etc!

….watch this space! lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tom got chatting to our married female neighbour one day, and commented on how her bush turns a lovely colour at certain times of the year!

She now regularly comments that she's trimming her bush etc!

….watch this space! lol!"

Haha tom is a smooth operator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walked out my house this morning to see an absolute smoke show leaving her house just down the street. Made me think a) how little interaction I have with any of my neighbours, don't even know people's names, and b) should I boot a ball in her back garden so I have an excuse to knock on her door

Make your signature dish for one day at home.... obviously make too much ..... dish it up nicely on one of your plates, go round and say you had extra and wanted to share it with neighbours (of course do the same for the other side, got to make it believable but also feel free to put that sides in a plastic container ??)....... and now Miss Smoke has to come back over to yours to return your plate ......... thank me later hehehe xx

That's genius haha makes me wonder if you've done it before "

I will neither confirm nor deny this statement

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