FabSwingers.com forum: Phrases you wish you’d come up with...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which phrases have you seen and wished you’d had the wit or savvy to come up with... ‘Scars of art’ is mine a recent thread on here. Beautiful.

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Sweet zombie jesus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which phrases have you seen and wished you’d had the wit or savvy to come up with... ‘Scars of art’ is mine a recent thread on here. Beautiful."

As juicy as a salted slug.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Oh bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking cockwomblewankmaggot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus on a bike

Shut up

Shut the front door

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Sweet Christmas

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Butterface.

Cracks me up everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh arse biscuits

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Cockwomble. Makes me giggle everytime x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sh@t Sherlock, love that saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one I once said to describe a guy to his face after a particularly bad date

Within context

"You may claim to be educated, intelligent and wealthy and yet I find you to be a brain dead, moronic twat!"

I was quite impressed with myself, as I believe was the people in the pub who witnessed me delivering this as he had loudly been discussing his racist and homophobic beliefs!

Shudders at memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckweasel and skittletits

They were on a autocorrect feed on fb. My husband and brother use them as pet names for each other

Mrs x

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Holy crap on a cracker

Just pure genius

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

It makes me smile every time I see Trump described as a "hoof wanking bungle-cunt"

Genius.

*Him*

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