FabSwingers.com forum: Rated and Slated....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So today I am slating Orange for their price increase and Rating seeing a guy on a monkey bike with grey long hair and a bright purple beard!

How about you?

What are you rating and slating today?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Are you sure that wasn't Billy Connelly? Sounds remarkably like him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you sure that wasn't Billy Connelly? Sounds remarkably like him."

Yes completely sure, now answer the question, numb nuts!

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

I'm rating Twickenham Poundland for being the second one in London to stock disposable vibrating cock rings

I'm also rating Cafe Zizou in Twickenham for having the best goddamned coffe in London

I'm slating no-one because thats the kind of guy I am

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Rated: Santa cock hats from Ann Summers

Slated: Been given a cup of tea with sugar in. Fucknut! You're fired!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am slating schools, whys its ok to close schools of polling day, strikes etc yet if you want to take your kid to alton towers in school time to beat the rush your the worse parent in the world

i am rating my puppy, simply because hes ace lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rated: Santa cock hats from Ann Summers

Slated: Been given a cup of tea with sugar in. Fucknut! You're fired!"

it's all very well saying that but yer only the mail boy!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Rated: Santa cock hats from Ann Summers

Slated: Been given a cup of tea with sugar in. Fucknut! You're fired!"

Slated: Santa cock hat arrived with soft cock. Fucknut, you've fired your bolt!

Rated: Being bought a couple of pints at dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rating Twickenham Poundland for being the second one in London to stock disposable vibrating cock rings

I'm also rating Cafe Zizou in Twickenham for having the best goddamned coffe in London

I'm slating no-one because thats the kind of guy I am

How many you get this time??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vodaphone for being utterly pish in their crap, £15 for 2gig of shite mobilebroadband

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Rated: Santa cock hats from Ann Summers

Slated: Been given a cup of tea with sugar in. Fucknut! You're fired!

it's all very well saying that but yer only the mail boy!"

Excuse me, head mail boy... NO! CEO of the mail!

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By *ohnny4playMan
over a year ago

Kinross

"So today I am slating Orange for their price increase and Rating seeing a guy on a monkey bike with grey long hair and a bright purple beard!

How about you?

What are you rating and slating today?

I am with you in slating Orange - I had such bad experiences with them I will never use them again and advise anyone I know to do similar.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm rating Twickenham Poundland for being the second one in London to stock disposable vibrating cock rings

I'm also rating Cafe Zizou in Twickenham for having the best goddamned coffe in London

I'm slating no-one because thats the kind of guy I am

I am rating the Kings Head , High St. Twickenham for the first class lunch and wine I had on Saturday.

I am slating Tobleton for not taking me to Twickenham poundland while I was there over the weekend.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Rated.....the Belgian company that had a large delivery of chocolate sent to me within Three days of ordering it.

Slated.....The Yorkshire company that had a substantial order from me on the same day but still haven't delivered it.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

rated...Sirs new toys

slated the weather....its freezing!

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