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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Had every bloke got there own wanking sock, you know the one that walks down to the washing machine on it’s own ?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Like a true gentleman, I always use a handkerchief

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

* Has

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like a true gentleman, I always use a handkerchief "

Surely a gentlemen uses a cravat ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No curtains in your house then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No curtains in your house then"

No, blinds. Very nasty on the bellend. It’s pink enough as it is !

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Like a true gentleman, I always use a handkerchief

Surely a gentlemen uses a cravat ?"

....you’re quite right, but I compensate by always wearing a bowler hat whilst I masturbate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like a true gentleman, I always use a handkerchief

Surely a gentlemen uses a cravat ?

....you’re quite right, but I compensate by always wearing a bowler hat whilst I masturbate "

Haha, like A Clockwork Orange, or I should say (wait for it) A Cockwork Orange. I’ll see myself out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like a true gentleman, I always use a handkerchief

Surely a gentlemen uses a cravat ?"

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By *ravelseekerMan
over a year ago

elgin

Yep it’s been knowing, although tend to use my fleshlight more these days but what ever comes to hand first

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

No I have a flannel

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Check that no smug bastards have done a shit in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spunk into a Tupperware pot and then freeze it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like a true gentleman, I always use a handkerchief

Surely a gentlemen uses a cravat ?

....you’re quite right, but I compensate by always wearing a bowler hat whilst I masturbate "
Does one masturbate ones self,or do you have a member of staff service you?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I do have a special sock yes. But it's not mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like a true gentleman, I always use a handkerchief

Surely a gentlemen uses a cravat ?

....you’re quite right, but I compensate by always wearing a bowler hat whilst I masturbate Does one masturbate ones self,or do you have a member of staff service you? "
..A rag and Boner man ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why have a sock when you can use a fleshlight?

Ooffft

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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I always thought this was just one of them things from movies like the apple pie scene or girls having pillow fights in their underwear,

For those that have, Do you size down for a tighter fit or just use ankle socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats a new one on me whats a wanking sock

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By *oresexMan
over a year ago

South West coast

You could add hair and plastic eyes to your sock, make it look like lambsy giving you a blow job ....lol.

I'm a strictly hands on type of guy.

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Thats a new one on me whats a wanking sock"

It's like a pussy but made of cotton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats a new one on me whats a wanking sock

It's like a pussy but made of cotton "

Wouldn’t it chafe? Especially on those men who wank at turbo speed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I spunk into a Tupperware pot and then freeze it."

Must add a certain something to a G&T!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats a new one on me whats a wanking sock

It's like a pussy but made of cotton "

Ooooo friction burns fuck that

Why not find a pussy

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"You could add hair and plastic eyes to your sock, make it look like lambsy giving you a blow job ....lol.

I'm a strictly hands on type of guy."

Go all out and have a punch and Judy show.

That's the way to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like a true gentleman, I always use a handkerchief

Surely a gentlemen uses a cravat ?

....you’re quite right, but I compensate by always wearing a bowler hat whilst I masturbate Does one masturbate ones self,or do you have a member of staff service you? ..A rag and Boner man ? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thats a new one on me whats a wanking sock"

Every bloke has a wanking sock, except you obviously.

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