FabSwingers.com forum: How to be single

By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.

Any other tips or benefits that come with being single?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You never have to wait for empty bathroom

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I've just bought Portisheads album on vinyl...

Does that help?

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I've just bought Portisheads album on vinyl...

Does that help?

Probably helps if you only had the singles before. Gawd I used to love Portishead.

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"You never have to wait for empty bathroom"

Alas I have a kid. It’s always in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.

Any other tips or benefits that come with being single? "

Yes, don’t get a partner. Hope this helps with your future endeavours OP.

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.

Any other tips or benefits that come with being single?

Yes, don’t get a partner. Hope this helps with your future endeavours OP."

I’ll get that printed up on a plaque to remind me. Whatever would I do without you?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"I've just bought Portisheads album on vinyl...

Does that help?

Probably helps if you only had the singles before. Gawd I used to love Portishead. "

They are just as good as you remember them.

I don't think their music works as well when you are happy....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Clean house, clean bathroom, no shirts to iron, no dinner decision, I have control of the remote!

And fab as a friend when I need company!

Life’s good

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm actually a sick and tired of being single, 10 years is far to long, I've started looking for a part time partner if that is possible

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Clean house, clean bathroom, no shirts to iron, no dinner decision, I have control of the remote!

And fab as a friend when I need company!

Life’s good

Ah yes! My TV doesn’t even know it has the Dave channel anymore!

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I'm actually a sick and tired of being single, 10 years is far to long, I've started looking for a part time partner if that is possible

I read an article a while back on partners who continue to live separately. Not the worst idea in the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.

Any other tips or benefits that come with being single? "

no fighting for the remote control

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I'm actually a sick and tired of being single, 10 years is far to long, I've started looking for a part time partner if that is possible

I read an article a while back on partners who continue to live separately. Not the worst idea in the world. "

I like that idea, just hope I can find it

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.

Any other tips or benefits that come with being single?

no fighting for the remote control

I actually know where the remote is these days too!

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I'm actually a sick and tired of being single, 10 years is far to long, I've started looking for a part time partner if that is possible

I read an article a while back on partners who continue to live separately. Not the worst idea in the world.

I like that idea, just hope I can find it

As George Michael used to say - I gotta have faithfaithfaith.... baby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have a different man in your bed every night.

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"You can have a different man in your bed every night."

That is a point. Mr Monday, Mr Tuesday...

However my 12 year old is an excellent cock blocker.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Clean house, clean bathroom, no shirts to iron, no dinner decision, I have control of the remote!

And fab as a friend when I need company!

Life’s good

Ah yes! My TV doesn’t even know it has the Dave channel anymore! "

mine doesn’t do footy/golf either

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'm actually a sick and tired of being single, 10 years is far to long, I've started looking for a part time partner if that is possible

I read an article a while back on partners who continue to live separately. Not the worst idea in the world.

I like that idea, just hope I can find it

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works just perfectly for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually a sick and tired of being single, 10 years is far to long, I've started looking for a part time partner if that is possible

I read an article a while back on partners who continue to live separately. Not the worst idea in the world.

I like that idea, just hope I can find it

As George Michael used to say - I gotta have faithfaithfaith.... baby! "

He also said he’s not going to go solo, then split Wham ! up and went solo, you can’t believe a word that man said !

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I'm actually a sick and tired of being single, 10 years is far to long, I've started looking for a part time partner if that is possible

I read an article a while back on partners who continue to live separately. Not the worst idea in the world.

I like that idea, just hope I can find it

As George Michael used to say - I gotta have faithfaithfaith.... baby!

He also said he’s not going to go solo, then split Wham ! up and went solo, you can’t believe a word that man said !"

Careless Whisperer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually a sick and tired of being single, 10 years is far to long, I've started looking for a part time partner if that is possible

I read an article a while back on partners who continue to live separately. Not the worst idea in the world.

I like that idea, just hope I can find it

As George Michael used to say - I gotta have faithfaithfaith.... baby!

He also said he’s not going to go solo, then split Wham ! up and went solo, you can’t believe a word that man said !

Careless Whisperer"

He’s reckless with his chocolate bars too !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can leave the toilet seat up without being moaned at

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I've just bought Portisheads album on vinyl...

Does that help?

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nice, awesome music and Beth gibbon voice and sexy

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"You can leave the toilet seat up without being moaned at

But then the toilet yuck particles will... actually I see yout point. "

*your

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Ensure that you know how to use all of the bed as your own and do so every night.

Have any rules you fancy for others in your home but very relaxed and comfortable ones for yourself.

Ensure you are always spoiled. Get the company and sex you fancy when you want it.

Get odd job folk to do the things you don't fancy doing

Get up and go to bed when you want to

All the peace and harmony you ever want

All the wardrobe and drawer space just for you

There're many more ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can make dinner for two and eat both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been single for a very long time and while I still love the Ex I have no regrets as none of it was my choice or doing. Whatever the reason for anyone being single they shouldn't dwell on it just accept it. Which is what you seem to have done very well and 'jogged on'.

Being alone does not = being lonely

Enjoy your own company and freedom to be just whatever you want to be.

Do daft spur of the moment things especially with your child. Even teenagers love that.

Remember the old song that said "If you want it that bad then just do it yourself"? Just this time its out of choice not because your partner couldn't be arsed

And most importantly leaving something 'for tomorrow' is perfectly fine.

Enjoy your singledom. I do every day ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do I begin,

• no grief from your partner

• no arguing over pointless petty crap

• do what you want when you want

• no worrying if you are making your partner happy

• no crazy psycho messages if you are late home from work asking where you are and what you are doing.

The list is endless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being lied to.

Not having the anxiety of knowing you’re being lied to.

No moods to put up with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No moods to put up with.

....and your advice to a single woman would be? ...

Runs that way -------

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No moods to put up with.

....and your advice to a single woman would be? ...

Runs that way -------

keep running mister!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't got dressed for three days. I'm not sure if this an advantage of being single or not.

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By *ools47Woman
over a year ago

Failsworth

"I'm actually a sick and tired of being single, 10 years is far to long, I've started looking for a part time partner if that is possible

I read an article a while back on partners who continue to live separately. Not the worst idea in the world. "

That's the closest I'd probably get to being in a relationship and even then I'd hope to not speak for a few weeks at a time

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

It’s grand being single. I’m 7 months in and have yet to regret a thing. (Don’t direct me back to this post in another 7 months when I’ve gone all single white female)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancing in your pants in the kitchen to Footloose, while you wait for your Canneloni pasta to cook in the microwave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No moods to put up with.

....and your advice to a single woman would be? ...

Runs that way -------

keep running mister!

You don't need to give a head start as Suffolk is quite a way from South Wales ..

Although reading your profile I nearly typed 'giving head')..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Everyone around the dinner table thinks the food is fantastic

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Any skid marks are your responsibility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dancing in your pants in the kitchen to Footloose, while you wait for your Canneloni pasta to cook in the microwave."

Aww you can do that as a non single too. Might get your bum spanked though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.

Any other tips or benefits that come with being single? "
so youre not Mrs Mac anymore what happened?

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Any skid marks are your responsibility"

You mean the ones from sliding on the kitchen tiles in my socks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love being single !

do whatever i want, whenever i want and with whoever i want without having to explain or seek permission !

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.

Any other tips or benefits that come with being single? so youre not Mrs Mac anymore what happened? "

We did what any sensible couple should do after 15 years and no chance of being happy again. We split. Amicably and happily.

MsMac is already taken here so I’ll remain Mrs like those weird ladies who keep all their ex husbands surnames.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dancing in your pants in the kitchen to Footloose, while you wait for your Canneloni pasta to cook in the microwave.

Aww you can do that as a non single too. Might get your bum spanked though."

If there was a spanking involved, I’d put Kenny Loggins on all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i love being single !

do whatever i want, whenever i want and with whoever i want without having to explain or seek permission !"

This for me also. I'm happy with my own company. I'm actually a bit of a loaner although can be the life and sole sometimes. I just like the independance and freedom it gives me to do what the fuck I want without anyone to answer to!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Any skid marks are your responsibility

You mean the ones from sliding on the kitchen tiles in my socks? "

What else could it mean ? sheesh ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.

Any other tips or benefits that come with being single? so youre not Mrs Mac anymore what happened?

We did what any sensible couple should do after 15 years and no chance of being happy again. We split. Amicably and happily.

MsMac is already taken here so I’ll remain Mrs like those weird ladies who keep all their ex husbands surnames. "
Good on you, were you both in this lifestyle?

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By *wizzlenipsMan
over a year ago

Newport

Not having to interpret what "I'm fine" really means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clean house, clean bathroom, no shirts to iron, no dinner decision, I have control of the remote!

And fab as a friend when I need company!

Life’s good

My aim...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do I begin,

• no grief from your partner

• no arguing over pointless petty crap

• do what you want when you want

• no worrying if you are making your partner happy

• no crazy psycho messages if you are late home from work asking where you are and what you are doing.

The list is endless."

This in total agreement

Can go bed late without being spied on.

No more narcissistic him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This for me also. I'm happy with my own company. I'm actually a bit of a loaner although can be the life and sole sometimes. I just like the independance and freedom it gives me to do what the fuck I want without anyone to answer to!"

this exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dancing in your pants in the kitchen to Footloose, while you wait for your Canneloni pasta to cook in the microwave.

Aww you can do that as a non single too. Might get your bum spanked though.

If there was a spanking involved, I’d put Kenny Loggins on all the time. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have to watch Love Island. It seems that all my friends in relationships watch this. (They say under protest, but I'm not so sure)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.

Any other tips or benefits that come with being single? so youre not Mrs Mac anymore what happened?

We did what any sensible couple should do after 15 years and no chance of being happy again. We split. Amicably and happily.

MsMac is already taken here so I’ll remain Mrs like those weird ladies who keep all their ex husbands surnames. "

I’m one of those weird ladies!

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.

Any other tips or benefits that come with being single? so youre not Mrs Mac anymore what happened?

We did what any sensible couple should do after 15 years and no chance of being happy again. We split. Amicably and happily.

MsMac is already taken here so I’ll remain Mrs like those weird ladies who keep all their ex husbands surnames.

I’m one of those weird ladies!

Mrs Smith-Van Hooeven-Ramsbottom I presume?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.

Any other tips or benefits that come with being single? so youre not Mrs Mac anymore what happened?

We did what any sensible couple should do after 15 years and no chance of being happy again. We split. Amicably and happily.

MsMac is already taken here so I’ll remain Mrs like those weird ladies who keep all their ex husbands surnames.

I’m one of those weird ladies!

Mrs Smith-Van Hooeven-Ramsbottom I presume? "

It’s not quite that long, I was only married the once!

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.

Any other tips or benefits that come with being single? so youre not Mrs Mac anymore what happened?

We did what any sensible couple should do after 15 years and no chance of being happy again. We split. Amicably and happily.

MsMac is already taken here so I’ll remain Mrs like those weird ladies who keep all their ex husbands surnames.

I’m one of those weird ladies!

Mrs Smith-Van Hooeven-Ramsbottom I presume?

It’s not quite that long, I was only married the once!

Then you’re not that weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got the self love down. The spare cash has helped my pearl collection.

Any other tips or benefits that come with being single? so youre not Mrs Mac anymore what happened?

We did what any sensible couple should do after 15 years and no chance of being happy again. We split. Amicably and happily.

MsMac is already taken here so I’ll remain Mrs like those weird ladies who keep all their ex husbands surnames.

I’m one of those weird ladies!

Mrs Smith-Van Hooeven-Ramsbottom I presume?

It’s not quite that long, I was only married the once!

Then you’re not that weird

Phew had me worried there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Struggling to adjust again after an 18 month stint.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

You can come to my parties with no earache!! Big bonus!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do what you want... When you want.

No one gives you grief for anything.

You can be as neat or as messy as you like.

There's always hot water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can take up the whole bed at night with no risk of anyone stealing the duvet or snoring!

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"You can come to my parties with no earache!! Big bonus!!

Yay! Can’t wait to see you!

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"You can take up the whole bed at night with no risk of anyone stealing the duvet or snoring!"

I’ve never slept better than I do now. My bed is my favourite place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clean house, clean bathroom, no shirts to iron, no dinner decision, I have control of the remote!

And fab as a friend when I need company!

Life’s good

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can take up the whole bed at night with no risk of anyone stealing the duvet or snoring!"

And this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can fart where ever you want

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Clean house, clean bathroom, no shirts to iron, no dinner decision, I have control of the remote!

And fab as a friend when I need company!

Life’s good

This

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I haven't got dressed for three days. I'm not sure if this an advantage of being single or not. "

No it’s laziness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't got dressed for three days. I'm not sure if this an advantage of being single or not.

No it’s laziness! "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One thing I do still smile at even after so long is I can put something down and it will still be there days later and not 'tidied up like it should be' and never found again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't got dressed for three days. I'm not sure if this an advantage of being single or not.

No it’s laziness! "

It's actually not.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I haven't got dressed for three days. I'm not sure if this an advantage of being single or not.

No it’s laziness!

It's actually not. "

Tis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't got dressed for three days. I'm not sure if this an advantage of being single or not.

No it’s laziness!

It's actually not.

Tis

No. It isn't.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I haven't got dressed for three days. I'm not sure if this an advantage of being single or not.

No it’s laziness!

It's actually not.

Tis

It could be illness or three days of naked debauchery with someone.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I haven't got dressed for three days. I'm not sure if this an advantage of being single or not.

No it’s laziness!

It's actually not.

Tis

It could be illness or three days of naked debauchery with someone.

Will we ever find out though

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"You can come to my parties with no earache!! Big bonus!!

Yay! Can’t wait to see you!"

You know it'll be a giggle!!

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"You can come to my parties with no earache!! Big bonus!!

Yay! Can’t wait to see you!

You know it'll be a giggle!!

September is gonna be an awesome month. I’ll use August to top up my tan and find a new outfit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"September is gonna be an awesome month. I’ll use August to top up my tan and find a new outfit. "

You forgot shoes. A lady ALWAYS needs shoes ....

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"September is gonna be an awesome month. I’ll use August to top up my tan and find a new outfit.

You forgot shoes. A lady ALWAYS needs shoes ....

Think she’s going barefoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"September is gonna be an awesome month. I’ll use August to top up my tan and find a new outfit.

You forgot shoes. A lady ALWAYS needs shoes ....

Think she’s going barefoot

Is Sandi Shaw on here!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"September is gonna be an awesome month. I’ll use August to top up my tan and find a new outfit.

You forgot shoes. A lady ALWAYS needs shoes ....

Think she’s going barefoot

Is Sandi Shaw on here!

Shore.... she lives in Blackpool!!! Tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been single a while now, got it all sorted in my head.

Looking now to maybe have New relations, including some of the perks with Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's very hard to be happy single. Very fucking hard, especially if you are down where I am. You just muddle on through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not having to interpret what "I'm fine" really means "

This made me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't got dressed for three days. I'm not sure if this an advantage of being single or not.

No it’s laziness!

It's actually not. "

I haven’t been dressed at all today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not being lied to.

Not having the anxiety of knowing you’re being lied to.

No moods to put up with.

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too true

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Can wear, eat what I want. See who I want..

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over a year ago

Goodbye to this;

What are you having,

"Lasagna"

Do you want chips with that?

"Of course not"

After food served

Oi what are you doing?

"I just want a couple of chips"

But when I asked, Arrrrgh

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over a year ago

"You can have a different man in your bed every night.

That is a point. Mr Monday, Mr Tuesday...

However my 12 year old is an excellent cock blocker. "

So is my 31 yr old.

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"You can have a different man in your bed every night.

That is a point. Mr Monday, Mr Tuesday...

However my 12 year old is an excellent cock blocker.

So is my 31 yr old."

I’m already suggesting uni’s to her

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over a year ago

"You can have a different man in your bed every night.

That is a point. Mr Monday, Mr Tuesday...

However my 12 year old is an excellent cock blocker.

So is my 31 yr old.

I’m already suggesting uni’s to her

He's already got a good job, and I live with him

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By *he Mac Lass OP Woman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"You can have a different man in your bed every night.

That is a point. Mr Monday, Mr Tuesday...

However my 12 year old is an excellent cock blocker.

So is my 31 yr old.

I’m already suggesting uni’s to her

He's already got a good job, and I live with him

Well played.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can have a different man in your bed every night.

That is a point. Mr Monday, Mr Tuesday...

However my 12 year old is an excellent cock blocker.

So is my 31 yr old.

I’m already suggesting uni’s to her

He's already got a good job, and I live with him

Well played. "

A small sacrifice for being looked after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat or 3 and a big bag of cognitive dissonance

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