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By *punkymonkey40 OP   Man
over a year ago

derby

Who the hell invented the blow job?

Did they just wake up one and think today I will suck a dick.

????

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

We should be thanking them.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

And why is it called a blow job when you suck? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We should be thanking them. "

This made me spit a little coffee out of my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And why is it called a blow job when you suck? X"

I’ve wondered this for years

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By *ools47Woman
over a year ago

Failsworth


"And why is it called a blow job when you suck? X"

Because the blow hole is getting sucked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who the hell invented the blow job?

Did they just wake up one and think today I will suck a dick.

????"

The T Rex lol x

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I've all wounder how drinking cows milk was discovered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often wonder about the cooking of eggs. Which came first? Boiled? Fried? Scrambled? Poached? Scotch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And why is it called a blow job when you suck? X"

Apocryphallly, it is said that it comes from a time when prostitutes used to call it a Below Job. That then over time got shortened to blow job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Originally called a below the belt or something similar, over the years that changed as with a lot of language to blow. Now known as a blow job.

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

I used to think a blowjob was when you dried your hair with a hairdryer.

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby


"I've all wounder how drinking cows milk was discovered "
or who thought I know I could process that and spread it on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s there, may as well suck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who the hell invented the blow job?

Did they just wake up one and think today I will suck a dick.

????"

It was dick feelmycum who was born in 1534 and he was engaging in a spot of bird watching with his Willy out and through a hole in the fence a woman spied it, as she was looking for something to plug the hole with in the said fence. Owing to the hole not being big enough to put her hand through she tried to suck it into the said hole. As dick was wondering where the breeze was coming from, he found it a pleasant refreshing thing, so moved his appendix closer till it was in the hole became engorged and filled the hole. It's also where the phrase a hole in one came from. Male

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By *punkymonkey40 OP   Man
over a year ago

derby

the first "documented" blowjob was between the Egyptian god-king Osiris, and his sister-turned-wife Isis. The story goes that when Osiris was murdered and chopped up into pieces by his brother, Set, Osiris’ wife Isis put his body back together, but unfortunately couldn’t find the penis. Clearly thinking: “what’s a man without a penis?” she crafted a makeshift dick out of clay, stuck it onto Osiris’ crotch, and “blew” life into him by sucking his clay penis.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport


"I often wonder about the cooking of eggs. Which came first? Boiled? Fried? Scrambled? Poached? Scotch? "

At least eggs can be eaten raw. The ones I really wonder about are some of the starchy root vegetables like cassava which need considerable and sometime multiple processes to remove toxins from them before you get anything edible. How many people died working those out? I have seen papers which suggest that Konzo, the disease caused by the combination of malnutrition and cyanide posioning was estimated to have afflicted 100,000 people in Africa in 2000. Actual numbers apparently are hard to get as it is a very poorly studied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every day is a schoolday on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every day is a schoolday on here "

miss miss can I go to the toilet please miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And why is it called a blow job when you suck? X"

I told you before its the guy blowing his wad

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"the first "documented" blowjob was between the Egyptian god-king Osiris, and his sister-turned-wife Isis. The story goes that when Osiris was murdered and chopped up into pieces by his brother, Set, Osiris’ wife Isis put his body back together, but unfortunately couldn’t find the penis. Clearly thinking: “what’s a man without a penis?” she crafted a makeshift dick out of clay, stuck it onto Osiris’ crotch, and “blew” life into him by sucking his clay penis. "
there is a picture of a blowjob painted on a wall in a cave in Egypt too. Her on her knees, guy standing up. Not a part of history they tell you at school...

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"And why is it called a blow job when you suck? X

I told you before its the guy blowing his wad"

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And why is it called a blow job when you suck? X

I told you before its the guy blowing his wad

x"

Be prepared

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"And why is it called a blow job when you suck? X

I told you before its the guy blowing his wad

x

Be prepared "

Bring it on x

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Blow as in blowing your load in her mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who the hell invented the blow job?

Did they just wake up one and think today I will suck a dick.

????

The T Rex lol x"

Makes sense, wanted his T bone sucked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucking dick, well. I can see the appeal tbh.

Doesn't creep me out as much as who the hell discovered that cows milk was drinkable!! And how did they disvover it! I mean, how?? Seriously

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