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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Part A. begins a fifteen minute HOOVERING job at 8a.m. but finishes at 8.01 and makes blueberry pancakes n coffee and is still online at 10.38 a.m.

At what time will the washing be on the line ?

Part B. She is making more coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Part A. begins a fifteen minute HOOVERING job at 8a.m. but finishes at 8.01 and makes blueberry pancakes n coffee and is still online at 10.38 a.m.

At what time will the washing be on the line ?

Part B. She is making more coffee."

It was on at 8:30 because I put it out

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Speaking from experience munwashjng will be on the like at approx 12.05, hope this helps

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Part A. begins a fifteen minute HOOVERING job at 8a.m. but finishes at 8.01 and makes blueberry pancakes n coffee and is still online at 10.38 a.m.

At what time will the washing be on the line ?

Part B. She is making more coffee.

It was on at 8:30 because I put it out "

There's no prizes for thinking outside your box ! Not in this game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11.15

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Speaking from experience munwashjng will be on the like at approx 12.05, hope this helps "

Hmmmm not quite sure what munwashjng is, maybe an old English word for dirty sheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Part A. begins a fifteen minute HOOVERING job at 8a.m. but finishes at 8.01 and makes blueberry pancakes n coffee and is still online at 10.38 a.m.

At what time will the washing be on the line ?

Part B. She is making more coffee.

It was on at 8:30 because I put it out

There's no prizes for thinking outside your box ! Not in this game. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help.

What is this thread about?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Speaking from experience munwashjng will be on the like at approx 12.05, hope this helps

Hmmmm not quite sure what munwashjng is, maybe an old English word for dirty sheets "

Made me think of a chinese laundry for fannies. Mingewashjing.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Help.

What is this thread about? "

It's about this woman ..... she intends to to housework ..... but .... she doesn't.

She eats n internets. There's a sequel soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Part A. begins a fifteen minute HOOVERING job at 8a.m. but finishes at 8.01 and makes blueberry pancakes n coffee and is still online at 10.38 a.m.

At what time will the washing be on the line ?

Part B. She is making more coffee."

7:59 am

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"Part A. begins a fifteen minute HOOVERING job at 8a.m. but finishes at 8.01 and makes blueberry pancakes n coffee and is still online at 10.38 a.m.

At what time will the washing be on the line ?

Part B. She is making more coffee."

Tomorrow

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Part A. begins a fifteen minute HOOVERING job at 8a.m. but finishes at 8.01 and makes blueberry pancakes n coffee and is still online at 10.38 a.m.

At what time will the washing be on the line ?

Part B. She is making more coffee.

7:59 am"

19 hours........... It does seem like me ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Part A. begins a fifteen minute HOOVERING job at 8a.m. but finishes at 8.01 and makes blueberry pancakes n coffee and is still online at 10.38 a.m.

At what time will the washing be on the line ?

Part B. She is making more coffee."

It won't. She uses a tumble dryer

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Part A. begins a fifteen minute HOOVERING job at 8a.m. but finishes at 8.01 and makes blueberry pancakes n coffee and is still online at 10.38 a.m.

At what time will the washing be on the line ?

Part B. She is making more coffee.

It won't. She uses a tumble dryer "

Gasp! A real thinker. Might have to be at this rate.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

According to my mum if your washing isn't out at 7 am and brought in by 3pm it will be "damp" and this is apparently a bad thing because you will get "the rheumatics". If you get it in earlier it will be too "dry" to iron, whatever iron is

So the answer is I don't really know

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"According to my mum if your washing isn't out at 7 am and brought in by 3pm it will be "damp" and this is apparently a bad thing because you will get "the rheumatics". If you get it in earlier it will be too "dry" to iron, whatever iron is

So the answer is I don't really know"

iron ? fuck ..... forgot to factor that in ...

I think the answer is March.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Part A. begins a fifteen minute HOOVERING job at 8a.m. but finishes at 8.01 and makes blueberry pancakes n coffee and is still online at 10.38 a.m.

At what time will the washing be on the line ?

Part B. She is making more coffee."

Probably at about the same time as the man has finished servicing the car, fixed the roof, 're-hung the front door and explained the off-side rule.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10am tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to my washing machine my washing will be ready to hang out in 12 mins. The pancakes are almost ready.

I dislike coffee and I've only been on the internet intermittently..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"According to my washing machine my washing will be ready to hang out in 12 mins. The pancakes are almost ready.

I dislike coffee and I've only been on the internet intermittently..

"

No wonder the ugly sisters were mean to you...... Put my washing in and do my dishes for me you've got loads of time.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"10am tomorrow?"

Bit late. I'll have to go bare arsed to the shops.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Sod the washing, how were the pancakes?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Sod the washing, how were the pancakes? "

Got to be fair to me ......... pretty amazing.

slurp .....

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Part A. begins a fifteen minute HOOVERING job at 8a.m. but finishes at 8.01 and makes blueberry pancakes n coffee and is still online at 10.38 a.m.

At what time will the washing be on the line ?

Part B. She is making more coffee."

Don't you have staff to do all that kind of thing?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Part A. begins a fifteen minute HOOVERING job at 8a.m. but finishes at 8.01 and makes blueberry pancakes n coffee and is still online at 10.38 a.m.

At what time will the washing be on the line ?

Part B. She is making more coffee.

Don't you have staff to do all that kind of thing? "

Normally, but I do permit them one day off a year and it's not every day her son gets hung.

Im all heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay woke up at 8am beds stripped and washing was on whilst kettle was on lol x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Okay woke up at 8am beds stripped and washing was on whilst kettle was on lol x"

You'd make a lovely wife

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Part A. begins a fifteen minute HOOVERING job at 8a.m. but finishes at 8.01 and makes blueberry pancakes n coffee and is still online at 10.38 a.m.

At what time will the washing be on the line ?

Part B. She is making more coffee.

Don't you have staff to do all that kind of thing?

Normally, but I do permit them one day off a year and it's not every day her son gets hung.

Im all heart. "

That's very generous of you Granny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May depend on the weather...But all going as planned with interruptions and procrastitions then about 16.09 and then out of tumble tryer onto hangers overnight to avoid ironing on Sunday so you can procrastinate all day online.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"May depend on the weather...But all going as planned with interruptions and procrastitions then about 16.09 and then out of tumble tryer onto hangers overnight to avoid ironing on Sunday so you can procrastinate all day online. "

Nahh. One more coffe n one more internet search for good antique outlets and i'll turn the pooter off...... honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Part A. begins a fifteen minute HOOVERING job at 8a.m. but finishes at 8.01 and makes blueberry pancakes n coffee and is still online at 10.38 a.m.

At what time will the washing be on the line ?

Part B. She is making more coffee."

She bloody shouldn't be online at 10.38 because she's still got the ironing to do, my car to wash, my massage at 9 and the rest of the house to hoover! She's got far too much to be getting on with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay woke up at 8am beds stripped and washing was on whilst kettle was on lol x

You'd make a lovely wife"

Aww thanks granny x

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