FabSwingers.com forum: Embarrassing but funny sex stories

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone have any that they are willing to share? I’ll kick start it!

Years ago in college, I met some girl on a night out and ended up bringing her back to my parents house (who were away for the night). Anyway, after sex I wrapped up the condom and threw it in the bin and thought nothing of it...the next evening, I came home and my mam started asking if I had anyone over the night before which I completely denied! Well she then proceeded to tell me about her wrestling match with the dog earlier that day. Turns out the dog took the condom out of the bin and wouldn’t let go! :D I nearly died thinking of my mam having to yank the used condom out of the dogs mouth. She was disgusted! :D

By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I was going down on a girl, licking like my life depended on it, and she was starting to buck a bit when all of a sudden I get this funny taste in my mouth, all metallic...

I pull away for a moment and there's a gasp, I wipe my face and it's covered in blood.

At this point I'm kinda pissed off, because that's the sort of thing you could do with a heads up about, so I'm giving her this dirty accusing type look - but she's got her hands up going "I swear it's not me!"

Turns out we'd both got a little enthusiastic and I ended up with a nosebleed

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Brilliant! And also a relief too

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I had s new gf and went to stay with her snd her parents - she was 18 and me 19. Parents kindly let us borrow their car, a white ford. One evening we drove to see her gran and then back to hers later on when the urge overtook us and we used the bonnet of the car for a glorious outdoor fuck.

Parked car up and went to (separate) beds. Next morning went down to breakfast to be met by stony silence from her mum and the sight of her dad T Cutting the bonnet of the car to remove the marks my gf belt and buckle etc had left there. Oops. Tried to say someone must have climbed onto car whilst it was parked but don't think we were believed -

Funny I never got invited back for some reason

By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

Got some really funny ones, but actually don't think I can be bothered with the forum judgment Mob today, shame.