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By *idlandia OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Stumbled across people doing an outdoor porn shoot? I have twice (details available if anyone is interested)

Anyone else had this experience?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they still shooting it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are they still shooting it "

The poor lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, it must be the places you visit!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well no I can't say I have,I wonder what the etiquette is. Do you stand and have a nosey or just carry on walking your dog I wonder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well no I can't say I have,I wonder what the etiquette is. Do you stand and have a nosey or just carry on walking your dog I wonder."

Bit of whispering critique maybe,and tutting that they're not doing it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well no I can't say I have,I wonder what the etiquette is. Do you stand and have a nosey or just carry on walking your dog I wonder."

Is that an euphemism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if they still do but watched a few shoots at the ret3o club a few years back rather entertaining x

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Yes, we have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well no I can't say I have,I wonder what the etiquette is. Do you stand and have a nosey or just carry on walking your dog I wonder.

Bit of whispering critique maybe,and tutting that they're not doing it right"

That sounds like when I have sex anyway...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well no I can't say I have,I wonder what the etiquette is. Do you stand and have a nosey or just carry on walking your dog I wonder.

Bit of whispering critique maybe,and tutting that they're not doing it right

That sounds like when I have sex anyway..."

You need to start closing the curtains

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Well no I can't say I have,I wonder what the etiquette is. Do you stand and have a nosey or just carry on walking your dog I wonder.

Bit of whispering critique maybe,and tutting that they're not doing it right"

I could do that,give them marks out of ten like they do on Strictly.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Yes, we have. "

Ooh tell us what did you do? Ps if it was quietly walk away make something up for me.

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By *idlandia OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

First one, I felt sorry for the girl, she saw me, went bright red. Made even worse by the crew laughing. I just said "evening" and walked off.

Second time they didn't see me but the girl seemed to be having a great time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well no I can't say I have,I wonder what the etiquette is. Do you stand and have a nosey or just carry on walking your dog I wonder.

Bit of whispering critique maybe,and tutting that they're not doing it right

That sounds like when I have sex anyway...

You need to start closing the curtains "

I do, it’s usually my partner who whispers and tuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First one, I felt sorry for the girl, she saw me, went bright red. Made even worse by the crew laughing. I just said "evening" and walked off.

Second time they didn't see me but the girl seemed to be having a great time lol"

Are we talking a proper film crew or a few people with mobile phones.

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By *idlandia OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"First one, I felt sorry for the girl, she saw me, went bright red. Made even worse by the crew laughing. I just said "evening" and walked off.

Second time they didn't see me but the girl seemed to be having a great time lol

Are we talking a proper film crew or a few people with mobile phones. "
proper film crew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well no I can't say I have,I wonder what the etiquette is. Do you stand and have a nosey or just carry on walking your dog I wonder.

Bit of whispering critique maybe,and tutting that they're not doing it right

That sounds like when I have sex anyway...

You need to start closing the curtains

I do, it’s usually my partner who whispers and tuts"

tights have many uses

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By *idlandia OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

My local bowling alley had a scandal when a porn film that was clearly filmed in it was found. Nobody admitted to allowing it and no I did not see that one lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Yes, we have.

Ooh tell us what did you do? Ps if it was quietly walk away make something up for me."

Weeelll. As luck would have it I'd worn a corset, six inch heels and full make up to accompany Mr N on a country walk. He'd thoughtfully donned his best boxers and had oiled up his pecs. Much to our astonishment we stumbled across the set of a porn movie in a secluded clearing. "Aha" said the producer apon spying our surprised faces "thank goodness you've appeared, our leading man and lady have fallen foul of a mysterious bug. I wonder if you'd mind awfully stepping in" We were pleased to help a man in distress and very thankful that we never go anywhere without being porno ready.

Or...we drove up to a car park, noticed a blonde in thigh, high white boots being filmed being fucked over a big American car bonnet. Giggled and drove away

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Yes, we have.

Ooh tell us what did you do? Ps if it was quietly walk away make something up for me.

Weeelll. As luck would have it I'd worn a corset, six inch heels and full make up to accompany Mr N on a country walk. He'd thoughtfully donned his best boxers and had oiled up his pecs. Much to our astonishment we stumbled across the set of a porn movie in a secluded clearing. "Aha" said the producer apon spying our surprised faces "thank goodness you've appeared, our leading man and lady have fallen foul of a mysterious bug. I wonder if you'd mind awfully stepping in" We were pleased to help a man in distress and very thankful that we never go anywhere without being porno ready.

Or...we drove up to a car park, noticed a blonde in thigh, high white boots being filmed being fucked over a big American car bonnet. Giggled and drove away "

I like both versions.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Yes, we have.

Ooh tell us what did you do? Ps if it was quietly walk away make something up for me.

Weeelll. As luck would have it I'd worn a corset, six inch heels and full make up to accompany Mr N on a country walk. He'd thoughtfully donned his best boxers and had oiled up his pecs. Much to our astonishment we stumbled across the set of a porn movie in a secluded clearing. "Aha" said the producer apon spying our surprised faces "thank goodness you've appeared, our leading man and lady have fallen foul of a mysterious bug. I wonder if you'd mind awfully stepping in" We were pleased to help a man in distress and very thankful that we never go anywhere without being porno ready.

Or...we drove up to a car park, noticed a blonde in thigh, high white boots being filmed being fucked over a big American car bonnet. Giggled and drove away

I like both versions.

"

Ah, but can you guess which one is true?

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By *idlandia OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Yes, we have.

Ooh tell us what did you do? Ps if it was quietly walk away make something up for me.

Weeelll. As luck would have it I'd worn a corset, six inch heels and full make up to accompany Mr N on a country walk. He'd thoughtfully donned his best boxers and had oiled up his pecs. Much to our astonishment we stumbled across the set of a porn movie in a secluded clearing. "Aha" said the producer apon spying our surprised faces "thank goodness you've appeared, our leading man and lady have fallen foul of a mysterious bug. I wonder if you'd mind awfully stepping in" We were pleased to help a man in distress and very thankful that we never go anywhere without being porno ready.

Or...we drove up to a car park, noticed a blonde in thigh, high white boots being filmed being fucked over a big American car bonnet. Giggled and drove away "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Yes, we have.

Ooh tell us what did you do? Ps if it was quietly walk away make something up for me.

Weeelll. As luck would have it I'd worn a corset, six inch heels and full make up to accompany Mr N on a country walk. He'd thoughtfully donned his best boxers and had oiled up his pecs. Much to our astonishment we stumbled across the set of a porn movie in a secluded clearing. "Aha" said the producer apon spying our surprised faces "thank goodness you've appeared, our leading man and lady have fallen foul of a mysterious bug. I wonder if you'd mind awfully stepping in" We were pleased to help a man in distress and very thankful that we never go anywhere without being porno ready.

Or...we drove up to a car park, noticed a blonde in thigh, high white boots being filmed being fucked over a big American car bonnet. Giggled and drove away

I like both versions.

Ah, but can you guess which one is true? "

The first one, of course.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Yes, we have.

Ooh tell us what did you do? Ps if it was quietly walk away make something up for me.

Weeelll. As luck would have it I'd worn a corset, six inch heels and full make up to accompany Mr N on a country walk. He'd thoughtfully donned his best boxers and had oiled up his pecs. Much to our astonishment we stumbled across the set of a porn movie in a secluded clearing. "Aha" said the producer apon spying our surprised faces "thank goodness you've appeared, our leading man and lady have fallen foul of a mysterious bug. I wonder if you'd mind awfully stepping in" We were pleased to help a man in distress and very thankful that we never go anywhere without being porno ready.

Or...we drove up to a car park, noticed a blonde in thigh, high white boots being filmed being fucked over a big American car bonnet. Giggled and drove away "

That was much better than I expected I'm hoping it was the first one,I mean what kinda crazy person wouldn't be porno ready as every opportunity.

I'm now trawling through porn sites looking for it...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Yes, we have.

Ooh tell us what did you do? Ps if it was quietly walk away make something up for me.

Weeelll. As luck would have it I'd worn a corset, six inch heels and full make up to accompany Mr N on a country walk. He'd thoughtfully donned his best boxers and had oiled up his pecs. Much to our astonishment we stumbled across the set of a porn movie in a secluded clearing. "Aha" said the producer apon spying our surprised faces "thank goodness you've appeared, our leading man and lady have fallen foul of a mysterious bug. I wonder if you'd mind awfully stepping in" We were pleased to help a man in distress and very thankful that we never go anywhere without being porno ready.

Or...we drove up to a car park, noticed a blonde in thigh, high white boots being filmed being fucked over a big American car bonnet. Giggled and drove away "

Excuse me that surely deserves more than a thumbs up.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Yes, we have.

Ooh tell us what did you do? Ps if it was quietly walk away make something up for me.

Weeelll. As luck would have it I'd worn a corset, six inch heels and full make up to accompany Mr N on a country walk. He'd thoughtfully donned his best boxers and had oiled up his pecs. Much to our astonishment we stumbled across the set of a porn movie in a secluded clearing. "Aha" said the producer apon spying our surprised faces "thank goodness you've appeared, our leading man and lady have fallen foul of a mysterious bug. I wonder if you'd mind awfully stepping in" We were pleased to help a man in distress and very thankful that we never go anywhere without being porno ready.

Or...we drove up to a car park, noticed a blonde in thigh, high white boots being filmed being fucked over a big American car bonnet. Giggled and drove away

That was much better than I expected I'm hoping it was the first one,I mean what kinda crazy person wouldn't be porno ready as every opportunity.

I'm now trawling through porn sites looking for it...

"

Quite! I am, as we speak ready to be unspeakably defiled in the name of art.

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By *all Dark and Handsome 75Man
over a year ago

Exeter

At Glastonbury festival many years ago I came across a glamour model shoot in the teepee field, a rather professional looking affair with photographers and lighting... I stood and watched for a while quite happily!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Nope cant say I have

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By *idlandia OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"At Glastonbury festival many years ago I came across a glamour model shoot in the teepee field, a rather professional looking affair with photographers and lighting... I stood and watched for a while quite happily!"

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