FabSwingers.com forum: What’s pink and hard?

By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

A pig with a flick knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pig with a flick knife "

the 80's just called....they would like their joke back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pig with a flick knife

the 80's just called....they would like their joke back

Did they ask for their put doen too while they were on thr phone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Financial Times Crosswor... Oh uou went a better way.

Good move.

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By *yronutMan
over a year ago

St Austell

What’s pink and sticky?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

The penis I have my eye on.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"A pig with a flick knife

the 80's just called....they would like their joke back

It made me laugh!

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"What’s pink and sticky? "

A stick that’s been painted pink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flamingo's leg?

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By *yronutMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Yep..... A pink stick..... You win a prize.....

Not sure what it is but it deffo ain’t me!

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By *ocks99Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Financial Times Crosswor... Oh uou went a better way.

Good move.

OP the pig just thinks he's hard. Unless he's had the viagra eye drops, then just looks hard

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By *ocks99Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Yep..... A pink stick..... You win a prize.....

Not sure what it is but it deffo ain’t me!

What's brown and sticky, and runs around a field?

A fence

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"Financial Times Crosswor... Oh uou went a better way.

Good move.

OP the pig just thinks he's hard. Unless he's had the viagra eye drops, then just looks hard

Very good

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Me - oh no sorry that’s pink and keeps them hard

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

The six point snooker ball in a sock, Scum style.

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By *ayMyName123Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

"A pig with a flick knife

the 80's just called....they would like their joke back

Pool lad that was a bit harsh

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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

What's pink, wrinkly, smells of wee and goes in and out?

An old man doing the Hokey Cokey.

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"A pig with a flick knife

the 80's just called....they would like their joke back

Pool lad that was a bit harsh

70’s actually!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's green and smells of bacon?

Kermits finger

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

What's hairy on the outside, wet on the inside, begins with a C and ends with a T?

A coconut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what's brown and smells of pine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a turd in a radox bath

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

me with a Viagra!

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