Bad chat up lines

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By *idlandia OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Saw one on a sitcom,

"are you looking for a stud? I've got the std, I just need u"

Now obviously this was made up, but would be funny to hear one's you have heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never been chatted up

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

For those that remember Eurotrash, late night on Channel 4 I think, there was one episode where they had this guy on who was some superbuff Swedish supermodel - tall, blond, chiselled jawline etc, and they asked him what his best chat up line was.

He chats a load of gibberish in Swedish and then translates it...

I think it was "I've got a tiny dick, huge balls and a hairy arse - but don't worry; I cum quick"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Hey, are you American?”

“No why”

“Sorry I thought you were from Tennessee.....cause your the only ten I see”

????

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Your surname must be Jacob's... Why... Coz you're a right cracker...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm trying out I want to meet you and shag you senseless

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