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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When it's that time of day for your daily constitution, and you take a seat on the throne, do you proudly listen to the kerrsplosh, flush to mask the sound from the next cubicle or lace the bowl with paper to muffle the drop?

What's your preference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another crap thread..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

partial to a poseidon kisses

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I sit there clapping my hands, beat boxing, tapping my feet.

I'm like a one man band with no Co ordination whatsoever trying to hide the kaboooosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every day is a mystery as to what will appear but the only precaution I take is to give the seat a good wipe first then settle down with some snacks and Netflix

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

"Another crap thread..

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I practise my upper body dance moves.....very true....

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

"I sit there clapping my hands, beat boxing, tapping my feet.

I'm like a one man band with no Co ordination whatsoever trying to hide the kaboooosh "

Embrace your creativity and welcome the syncopated SPLOSH!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

If you are going to take phone calls do NOT have the phone on speaker

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I sit there clapping my hands, beat boxing, tapping my feet.

I'm like a one man band with no Co ordination whatsoever trying to hide the kaboooosh

Embrace your creativity and welcome the syncopated SPLOSH!"

My timing is terrible.

My Grandma used to go to the kitchen to fart and bang the cupboard doors but it never worked. We all sat there quietly pis sing ourselves from the TV room.

I get it from her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sit there clapping my hands, beat boxing, tapping my feet.

I'm like a one man band with no Co ordination whatsoever trying to hide the kaboooosh

Embrace your creativity and welcome the syncopated SPLOSH!

My timing is terrible.

My Grandma used to go to the kitchen to fart and bang the cupboard doors but it never worked. We all sat there quietly pis sing ourselves from the TV room.

I get it from her."

Bet that ruined th carpets

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I sit there clapping my hands, beat boxing, tapping my feet.

I'm like a one man band with no Co ordination whatsoever trying to hide the kaboooosh

Embrace your creativity and welcome the syncopated SPLOSH!

My timing is terrible.

My Grandma used to go to the kitchen to fart and bang the cupboard doors but it never worked. We all sat there quietly pis sing ourselves from the TV room.

I get it from her.

Bet that ruined th carpets

I dare not even think of it.

Notice I didn't say Nan. Ya Nan just opens the door and you walk in.

Ya Grandma makes you take your shoes off and then checks to see how clean your hands are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sit there clapping my hands, beat boxing, tapping my feet.

I'm like a one man band with no Co ordination whatsoever trying to hide the kaboooosh

Embrace your creativity and welcome the syncopated SPLOSH!

My timing is terrible.

My Grandma used to go to the kitchen to fart and bang the cupboard doors but it never worked. We all sat there quietly pis sing ourselves from the TV room.

I get it from her.

Bet that ruined th carpets

I dare not even think of it.

Notice I didn't say Nan. Ya Nan just opens the door and you walk in.

Ya Grandma makes you take your shoes off and then checks to see how clean your hands are."

No shoes and that carpet.

Think I prefer my Nan. She would have given us wellies

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I sit there clapping my hands, beat boxing, tapping my feet.

I'm like a one man band with no Co ordination whatsoever trying to hide the kaboooosh

Embrace your creativity and welcome the syncopated SPLOSH!

My timing is terrible.

My Grandma used to go to the kitchen to fart and bang the cupboard doors but it never worked. We all sat there quietly pis sing ourselves from the TV room.

I get it from her.

Bet that ruined th carpets

I dare not even think of it.

Notice I didn't say Nan. Ya Nan just opens the door and you walk in.

Ya Grandma makes you take your shoes off and then checks to see how clean your hands are.

No shoes and that carpet.

Think I prefer my Nan. She would have given us wellies

Mine would of showed me her hand and said 'pull this'

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