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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Do you believe carrots have souls? I do

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Do you believe carrots have souls? I do"

Everything does

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Not sure. I believed my flip flops had a preference in which country they were going to be thrown away in though so brought them back to the Uk and chucked them.

So I don’t believe you are weird for thinking carrots have souls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save our soles

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Do you believe carrots have souls? I do

Everything does

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i only believe living things do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you believe carrots have souls? I do"

Why do you think gardeners talk to the things they grow x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save our carrots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

Only sentient beings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you believe carrots have souls? I do

Everything does

i only believe living things do"

Do you eat them?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Do you believe carrots have souls? I do

Everything does

i only believe living things do

Do you eat them?

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yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you believe carrots have souls? I do"

Are you a L Ron Hubbard acolyte?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I don't necessarily believe in souls, never mind carrot souls.

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

They do down my way...

https://screamingcarrot.wordpress.com

Bloody ironic too, when you open it up.. Killers they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I talk to my plants.

Carrots are plants therefore have feelings.

I still eat them though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you believe carrots have souls? I do"

You could be reincarnated as a carrot

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Do you believe carrots have souls? I do"

Nah. Fuck em, the little bastards

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Do you believe carrots have souls? I do

You could be reincarnated as a carrot

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now you are being silly. Why would i revert back to being a carrot when ive already gone through all my reincarnation phases

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Do you believe carrots have souls? I do

Nah. Fuck em, the little bastards"
no need to disrespect the carrot

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Do you believe carrots have souls? I do

Nah. Fuck em, the little bastardsno need to disrespect the carrot"

Sorry but they started it

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Do you believe carrots have souls? I do

Nah. Fuck em, the little bastardsno need to disrespect the carrot

Sorry but they started it"
they accept your apology

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

They're great in Casseroles

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"They're great in Casseroles "
they will here you then purposely get stuck in your throat and ch*ke you

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Carrots having souls?

Are you completely off your trolley woman?

Everybody knows only shoes have souls...

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

We've been lied to forever really.

When your a kid everyone is like 'here you are, eat this and you'll see in the dark, go on they are good for you'.

You soon figure out that theory is full of shit. Then you start drinking, then spewing and the little bastards are staring back at you. You didn't want to look at them first time round.

Saying that, I like finishing mine with thyme, butter and honey these days.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Carrots having souls?

Are you completely off your trolley woman?

Everybody knows only shoes have souls...

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hope they haunt you

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"We've been lied to forever really.

When your a kid everyone is like 'here you are, eat this and you'll see in the dark, go on they are good for you'.

You soon figure out that theory is full of shit. Then you start drinking, then spewing and the little bastards are staring back at you. You didn't want to look at them first time round.

Saying that, I like finishing mine with thyme, butter and honey these days."
carrots like to be respected dressing them up is nice

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Carrots having souls?

Are you completely off your trolley woman?

Everybody knows only shoes have souls...

hope they haunt you"

Have had a few stuck to my soles, damn pavement pizza's

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Carrots having souls?

Are you completely off your trolley woman?

Everybody knows only shoes have souls...

hope they haunt you"

I aint fraid of no ghost...

Although my son's shoes have haunted me in the past which no exorcism would have ever cured..

Why is it teenage boys smell so bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

also good for your eyes

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Do you believe carrots have souls? I do

Why do you think gardeners talk to the things they grow x"

Works for Prince Charles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you believe carrots have souls? I do"

I think Ed Sheeran is a sweet soul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As pointed out by PNG to me just now. To have a soul do you need have a brain that makes conscious decisions.

Therefore the question should be do carrots have brains ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

No, I don't believe carrots have souls in the accepted sense. They have an energy but they aren't alive long enough for it to develop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they do I'm going to hell, I eat about 1lb of them raw a day!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"As pointed out by PNG to me just now. To have a soul do you need have a brain that makes conscious decisions.

Therefore the question should be do carrots have brains ? "
not this old chestnut again *sighs* carrots dont have brains therefore no feelings so im happy to eat a carrot. A soul just lives within all living things

lovely to here you two are having such an interesting conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they like being used as dildoes?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Do they like being used as dildoes?"
no

It makes them feel violated

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

They may have souls but are clearly not as spiritually enlightened as Radishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they prefer a stew or a stir fry?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"They may have souls but are clearly not as spiritually enlightened as Radishes

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may i ask what research you have done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamondsmiles asks if carrots have souls and a fucking thread explodes. I ask if dinosaurs talked and people accuse me of being on something. Damn it! LIFE IS SO UNFAIR!!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Diamondsmiles asks if carrots have souls and a fucking thread explodes. I ask if dinosaurs talked and people accuse me of being on something. Damn it! LIFE IS SO UNFAIR!!thats because im talking sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Diamondsmiles asks if carrots have souls and a fucking thread explodes. I ask if dinosaurs talked and people accuse me of being on something. Damn it! LIFE IS SO UNFAIR!!

Off course Dinosaurs can talk who didn't know that

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By *uckymooMan
over a year ago

Mid-Cheshire

I Wish forums did

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"They may have souls but are clearly not as spiritually enlightened as Radishes

may i ask what research you have done"

Ah, well....I’m from Sydney University where despite what you may have heard, we do a lot more than merely steal personal details and photos from sex sites

In fact, we are presently studying the highly fascinating concept of ‘souls’ and intrinsic sentience in common garden vegetables.

Did you know that (according to our research) at least 89% of Turnips actually consider themselves as agnostic?

Fascinating stuff is it not? Hello? Are you still there?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Diamondsmiles asks if carrots have souls and a fucking thread explodes. I ask if dinosaurs talked and people accuse me of being on something. Damn it! LIFE IS SO UNFAIR!!

Damn! I missed that thread

But yes! Yes, they did (and still very much do in fact)

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"They may have souls but are clearly not as spiritually enlightened as Radishes

may i ask what research you have done

Ah, well....I’m from Sydney University where despite what you may have heard, we do a lot more than merely steal personal details and photos from sex sites

In fact, we are presently studying the highly fascinating concept of ‘souls’ and intrinsic sentience in common garden vegetables.

Did you know that (according to our research) at least 89% of Turnips actually consider themselves as agnostic?

Fascinating stuff is it not? Hello? Are you still there?

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finally. Someone on the thread talking sense

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I talk to my plants.

Carrots are plants therefore have feelings.

I still eat them though

You utter utter bastard!!

If it's any consolidation carrots are just the tuber of a plant. So asking if it has a soul is a bit like me asking if my cock has a soul. But even then... that doesn't mean I'm free of mind to eat my cock. I'll leave that for others to do

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

There was a local update, which show a couple trying to replant a carrot a few days ago. Was being helped with a fleshy dibber. True.

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