FabSwingers.com forum: Phrases you use as insults....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After reading another thread, something about lady parts.

What terms or phrases do you call people if you think they are idiotic or fools?

Or even phrases you might call workmates/mates just for the hell of it? Just for a laugh, of course.

Or things might say just for a laugh.

I like the term:

"Look at that Bercules". (Pronounced Hercules)

When someone is a Doyle.

Or even:

"That club was crazy, it was like being in the early gurning centre."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Also calling someone a Norman

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I generally make them up on the spot but I use more facial expressions than words!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salad dodger

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Oh no! I’ve trodden in some fabulous and bearded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few favourites I recycle as needed :

"As an outsider what do you think of the human race?"

"Don't try to be clever you don't have the resources"

or simply "You useless Mong"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also calling someone a Norman

Unless he is an American and then he is a 'Septic'

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I don't have the time or the crayons to explain it to you right now.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I don't have the time or the crayons to explain it to you right now."

My favourite

My daughter taught me that one.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I don't have the time or the crayons to explain it to you right now.

My favourite

My daughter taught me that one. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make my shit itch

Stop rustling my jimmies.

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By *uverlyladyWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to have a battle of wits with you but I fear you are completely unarmed "

- Oscar Wilde apparently

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By *uverlyladyWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"I don't have the time or the crayons to explain it to you right now.

My favourite

My daughter taught me that one.

I have a tshirt with that on Tooting

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I don't have the time or the crayons to explain it to you right now.

My favourite

My daughter taught me that one.

I have a tshirt with that on Tooting "

I need one!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Insult - You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.

Warning - tread lightly fucker, your stupidity is about to exceed the limits of my medication.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salad dodger"

#YouKnowWhoYouAre

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By *eorge_annieCouple
over a year ago

Tingley

"I don't have the time or the crayons to explain it to you right now."

I’m so using that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Insult - You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.

Warning - tread lightly fucker, your stupidity is about to exceed the limits of my medication.

If you want my comeback you’ll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fan of spaztard

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Great cloth ear’d twit always a favourite

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By *heekyflickWoman
over a year ago

LINCOLN

Cock womble

Fuck bucket

Twat stick to name just 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know why it always makes me laugh

“You bastard nosed fuck pig”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Insult - You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.

Warning - tread lightly fucker, your stupidity is about to exceed the limits of my medication.

If you want my comeback you’ll have to scrape it off your mums teeth"

Jimmy carr gets a heckler....love it

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I'd call you a Cunt but you lack depth and warmth

Your father should have wiped you on the curtain!

Twat!

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Has someone just opened a bag of idiots in here, you should probably be getting back now, your village will be missing you.

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Quilted wet-lip!

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Looks like someone left the gate open at the twat farm

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Has someone just opened a bag of idiots in here, you should probably be getting back now, your village will be missing you.

Variation of one of my other favourites

Your village must really miss you

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

You're about as much use as a lesbian with no tongue.

Also:

You're about as much use as a cock-flavoured lollipop.

And (blokes only):

Why don't you go home and fuck your shoes...cos they've had a cunt in them all day long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also calling someone a Norman

Unless he is an American and then he is a 'Septic'

And if you don't like Americans, you're antiseptic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some one who is useless a nacker

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

If I wanted to listen to an arsehole I’d fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knob is a favourite of mine

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Fuckwit - used almost daily lately and not always under my breath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!"

Sgt Hartman - Full Metal Jacket

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Why don't you go home and fuck your shoes...cos they've had a cunt in them all day long"

Omg this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sarcasm is wasted on some people.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Good job you don’t fly airplanes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a dick wont make yours any bigger.

You're the reason why they have to put instructions on shampoo.

I don't have the energy to pretend to like you today.

Just some of my favourite little rays of sunshine !

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Insult - You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.

Warning - tread lightly fucker, your stupidity is about to exceed the limits of my medication.

If you want my comeback you’ll have to scrape it off your mums teeth"

Not really.

She swallows.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Insult - You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.

Warning - tread lightly fucker, your stupidity is about to exceed the limits of my medication.

If you want my comeback you’ll have to scrape it off your mums teeth

Not really.

She swallows........."

That explains wht when she went to the doctors, they said she has 2 much male hormone in her body

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Nice

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