FabSwingers.com forum: What can put you off a profile?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When it just says - Here for NSA fun and that’s it. Just a little more info would be helpful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fill in later

Luv 2 make u cum

More to follow

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

A general air of idiocy

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

Very little info gives you nothing to go on

Too many cock shots really don't do anything for me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Lots of things. Im only interested in people who have a full written profile

So anything else would put me off especially that stupid disclaimer

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By *ex mad ladMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"When it just says - Here for NSA fun and that’s it. Just a little more info would be helpful. "

Really long paragraphs explaning what they don't like and how you should speak to them like there royalty and if your not literally Adonis himself then they'll just delete your message that you put loads of effort in writing

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By *othrockercplCouple
over a year ago

Halloween Town

Text talk.

Duckface pouts.

Every picture is cock/minge but profile says not to send such pictures.

"I'm the best you'll ever have"

Any with a "and now about her by him" and vice versa.

And probably much more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it says 'no drama'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word couple x

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Bad teeth

Untidy background. Saw a fanny shot on here once where the foreground was littered with dust on a wooden floor. Couldn’t help but think the dust had fallen out. (Jokes)

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Any profile, message or status is that mentions the word bored. I'm not here to entertain you.

Anything mentioning "need to empty my balls" or similar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they mention they’re a nice guy and it’s only nice to reply to a message with a yes or no. It gives me a mental image of them standing there with a meat cleaver, waiting with a stopwatch, for a timely nice reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dom Bull Alpha lol all make us chuckle and not look at all

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

No single men

No black men

No-one over 40

No-one under 6 feet tall

No-one under 8 inches long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad teeth

Untidy background. Saw a fanny shot on here once where the foreground was littered with dust on a wooden floor. Couldn’t help but think the dust had fallen out. (Jokes) "

Bad teeth on a profile..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mention of having a ‘master’ or ‘daddy’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with ‘hung’ or ‘great oral skills’ in the profile. I’ll be the judge of that thakyou

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When it says 'no drama'

Yep, this pretty much guarantees the person (male or female) will be a drama queen.

Sulks, huffs and passive aggressive "funny" messages ahoy when they get their knix in a twist.

Avoid.

(Learnt this one the hard way!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for exceptional people always makes me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of cock and play pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a lot... everything mentioned so far but top of the list is someone who lists himself as being able to accommodate when in fact he can't. Outright lies like that really grate my parmesan... grrrr...

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

When it's says Mmmmmmm

Or I don't bite .

Also not here to play pong pong messages ,here to meet ,always suggest they are pushy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Love to lick”

I’m here for cock not a tonguing.

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Profiles with no photo's (We like to see body type),

People who don't read ours and message us anyway with offers we have already said we are not into,

Text speak and drug use ie 420s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im here to meet men"

on 1000s of females profiles!!

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"No single men

No black men

No-one over 40

No-one under 6 feet tall

No-one under 8 inches long"

Yep this lot and the words exceptional only, WTF does that mean

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By *urved HunnyWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Dick pics

Pics with nasty tongue sticking out

Profiles that say.. I won't bite unless you want me to

Anyone who says theyre different, or the best haha

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

420 ....seems to rife on profiles these days

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Any profile, message or status is that mentions the word bored. I'm not here to entertain you.

Anything mentioning "need to empty my balls" or similar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love to give oral for hours"

"420 friendly"

"Won't reply unless face pics are sent in first message"

"Hehehe/mmmm"

"This isn't a dating site"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much any profile that mentions cock size, even if I fit the requirements.

Cum dribbling out of various orifices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remotes/ beer cans/ deodorant bottles next to multiple dick pics

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

The best crap written is "anybody want to meet" when it is plainly not anybody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of things but principally no profile pic or a cock profile pic. I won't even click on a profile with either of these.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"Bad teeth

Untidy background. Saw a fanny shot on here once where the foreground was littered with dust on a wooden floor. Couldn’t help but think the dust had fallen out. (Jokes)

Bad teeth on a profile..

In a profile pic yes.

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

Multiple Cock pics, mentioning discretion, 420, the daft disclaimer, a couple boasting how much in love they are.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Single fem profile that only meets with fb present ....get a couples profile then

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Send face pic with first message ..ehhh no I'll send a face pic if n when I'm ready to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single fem profile that only meets with fb present ....get a couples profile then

And then those couple profiles only have pictures of the female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picky fuckers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great oral skills and qualified masseur, generally code for small cock and an inability to get it up.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

LOTS OF SHOUTING IN CAPITALS

Profiles that sound like they are really arsey with theu list of demands (I'm not jumping through hoops)

Splayed and oozing vaginas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When it just says - Here for NSA fun and that’s it. Just a little more info would be helpful. "

Or at the other end of the scale ones that are almost as long as war and peace and twice as boring...yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open bum hole shots (male or female) grot.

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By *pinCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Great oral skills and qualified masseur, generally code for small cock and an inability to get it up."

Harsh lol, contradicting statements or requirements just seem fake. Also cum dripping pictures, not nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of bareback pictures (excluding couples)

Any reference to them being a gentleman or a nice guy.

Any reference to every other man on the site being a time waster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Novels, and huge lists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People with pictures of their shoes ! Ffs we are in 2018 ppl!

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Single men, we will find you"

And angry, ranty tirades. Sorry that Fab is awful for you but anger isn't attractive.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

My text or my pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick avatars, pics only of dick plus a token one of a person, out of focus and taken from 100 m away. Could be your father you can see so little of them.

‘Not here to fuck my way through the site’. What actual information does that sentence convey?

Bollocks about ‘subject to legal ramifications’. Do you KNOW how much lawyers cost??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picky fuckers lol"

I agree!

Would you fuck just anyone?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Bareback pictures of various different people.

I'll dom her

I'll make her quiver like shitting dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bareback pictures of various different people.

I'll dom her

I'll make her quiver like shitting dog. "

Did you make that last one up?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they go off on a tangent about people being ignorant for not replying.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"When they go off on a tangent about people being ignorant for not replying. "

Yeah even worse naming people for it on their status

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Bareback pictures of various different people.

I'll dom her

I'll make her quiver like shitting dog.

Did you make that last one up?!

Unfortunately not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blatant fakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they're into something or someone that isn't me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they're into something or someone that isn't me."

But when you sit on the toilet, do you lower your trousers down to around your ankles, shins or to your knees?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

What is 420??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verified by Fabulous and Bearded, I wouldn't want to be known as the disappointment after underperforming to his standards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone says"not currently meeting, just here for the forums"

That's off putting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Verified by Fabulous and Bearded, I wouldn't want to be known as the disappointment after underperforming to his standards."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of attitude, acting up like a diva.

I get that the m:f ratio is out of whack, but don't be a dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is 420??"

Weed

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By *ab and MilfyCouple
over a year ago

Farnborough

Photos with toilets in

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By *utiee26TV/TS
over a year ago

Carluke

"Photos with toilets in "

This! Why do all guys take dick pics in a toilet

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By *ab and MilfyCouple
over a year ago

Farnborough

"Photos with toilets in

This! Why do all guys take dick pics in a toilet "

Because they are hiding from the wife and kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Photos with toilets in

This! Why do all guys take dick pics in a toilet "

This is where we wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Photos with toilets in

This! Why do all guys take dick pics in a toilet "

I think that's just the guys with partners

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Photos with toilets in

This! Why do all guys take dick pics in a toilet

This is where we wank"

Why not wank in the shower?

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By *pinCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Photos with toilets in

This! Why do all guys take dick pics in a toilet

This is where we wank

Why not wank in the shower? "

Not good for the drainage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they're into something or someone that isn't me.

But when you sit on the toilet, do you lower your trousers down to around your ankles, shins or to your knees? "

I'm so not into that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *exybumsCouple
over a year ago

aboyne

Poor spelling/grammar.

Dirty backgrounds.

Females who only meet with their fb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Photos with toilets in

This! Why do all guys take dick pics in a toilet

This is where we wank

Why not wank in the shower?

Not good for the drainage."

Plus it helps me to reconnect with mother heart thanks to the sound of the flush

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Discreet.

Automatically makes me think they're intending on smuggling me in and out of places whilst wrapped in a Persian rug.

No ta, if we're gonna fuck we're also gonna be mates (unless you take my eye and fandango in a club, but we'll probably still become mates)

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

"Photos with toilets in

This! Why do all guys take dick pics in a toilet

This is where we wank

Why not wank in the shower? "

Because:

Two reasons,

The camera isn't water proof,

When the missus cleans her lost hair out of the plug hole, she will find the evidence (yuk, and men never clean the plug hole)..lol

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Pics featuring others - Why do I need to see you hanging out the back of some poor girl who probably doesn't know you even took the picture?!

Legal warnings - Naive twat

Will fill in later - Ok, when you get round to it I might have a look

No pics, I am a very important person and have to be discreet -

coz the rest of us aren't and don't

I have kids and they are my world and will always come first - Coz the rest of us don't give a shot about our family

I am a dom, I'm into bdsm, I'm far from vanilla - Okay... If you say so but maybe learn a few basics regards capitalisation and what vanilla is etc

Straight male but all verification from TV/TS - That'll be FabStraight then

Single male only free for daytime meets at your place - That'll be FabSingle then

Not here to fuck the whole site, quality over quantity - Okay...

Ranty lists - Bored now

Is this site for real? Does anyone actually meet? - No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know, someone sent me a friend request this morning and his profile pretty much encapsulated the polar opposite to what I'm attracted to.

44 cock pictures and nothing else, his only visible veri was from a woman where he bragged about how well she takes the full length of his cock in her tight little pussy in his veri back to her, saying how he likes to take charge followed by how he likes to pull hair and so on and how he'll make a girl deep throat, and a status saying how he's never cum from a blow job before and was offering it as aa challenge.... all in all, just no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RIGHT, LETS GET A FEW THINGS STRAIGHT, NO MEN, I'M NOT GAY. IF I SEND A MESSAGE AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO REPLY, MANNERS COST NOTHING. NO FACE PIC, NO REPLY, NO TIMEWASTERS. IS ANYONE ACTUALLY GENUINE ON HERE. MOST WOMEN ON HERE ARE UP THEIR OWN ARSES..............blah blah blah, then followed with....laid back easy going guy.......

Yeah righty ho then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after a few messages you send some pics over and ask for an honest response they block you! lol so annoying

I know we ain't all gods gift but seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hairy cock or pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A profile that comes across arrogant..ALOT of those on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

False teeth at the side of the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People with pictures of their shoes ! Ffs we are in 2018 ppl! "

I happen to quite like my shoe pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile/public pics that use snapchat filters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone says"not currently meeting, just here for the forums"

That's off putting.

It's supposed to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many things.

Anything overly graphic.

Any attitude that screams entitlement- or even whispers it for that matter.

Bad jokes, bad teeth, bad attitude.

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By *eetmyfootTV/TS
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Too many verifications clearly showing that they have sex with many different people in a short period of time. A huge turn off for me...

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Loads of genital pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m hoping mine puts people off. That was the design intent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vaginas that look like they’ve been through a blender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine works perfectly.

The wandering spiders and dusty cobwebs are proof enough...

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Any mention of master, dom, sub or sissy.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

First pic grim genetalia pic its ouch to the eyes.

Meet barebackers.

Dirty, messy backgrounds to name a few.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Married/partnered without their knowledge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont read em so dunno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback pics and lots of verification meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next to no info about the person/couple

Terms like ‘pussy destroyer’

Trying to be ‘dom’...coming across like an aggressive 15 year old

‘Will fill in latet’ For months plus old profiles

Telling us how much we’re going to enjoy being fucked by them

Arrogance

Each to their own...but instant turn off for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who think they are far hotter than they appear to be. Rudeness. No verifications with no sign of meeting and worst of all, those that pursue fabs without appearing to meet. #whatsthepoint? #shouldbeontinder

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Cliches.

Demanding.

Impossibly narrow requirements.

Those that are still hung up on someone and have shitty comments in their profiles to have a dig.

Stating safe sex in profile but having several pictures of unsafe sex with multiple partners.

Creampie pics.

Denigrating dick pics when they have 9 shots of their vagina.

420/drug friendly.

Being a male.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh...’negative’ profiles....whining about what you don’t want or things in general.

That’s really, really not sexy or attractive!!xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh...’negative’ profiles....whining about what you don’t want or things in general.

That’s really, really not sexy or attractive!!xx"

Faf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy arsole pictures really make me cringe and creep away.

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