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By *lanPartridge OP   Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Is nobody using "you're" anymore ... erm ... on Earth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

amen

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

You're

Your

There

They're

You're welcome

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By *othianGuy41Man
over a year ago

Livingston

That’s what Joseph said when he found out his son was fucking his wife!

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I have a mug with this on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're

Your

There

They're

You're welcome "

Their their

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a mug with this on. "

I think I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t see you’re problem. Their interchangeable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone git theyr' nipple's twisted.

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By *untime5Man
over a year ago

Cornwall


"Can’t see you’re problem. Their interchangeable. "

Nice work sir

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"You're

Your

There

They're

You're welcome "

Their

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those what do this should of been put out of there misery. Whose with me on this?

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Your obviously one of those grammar police. There everywhere on here. It must be something in you're education that their are problems that your picking up lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Those what do this should of been put out of there misery. Whose with me on this? "

Aaaaargh!!!

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

Amen!!!

I feel like spontaneously combusting when I see text speak on here, sloppy language or slang like You's!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Oh no this is getting tortuous!

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By *eedsandyMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Can we also note that predictive texting often has a part to play in these (sic), and that people are not quiet (sic) as illiterate as their (sic) maid (sic) owt (sic) too (sic) bee (sic)!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Those what do this should of been put out of there misery. Whose with me on this? "

How do you know they're not dyslexic? . Or lack of education. Shouldn't be judging folk when we know nothing about them. Yes it can be annoying but this isn't school and certainly isn't an English test or spelling test.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Those what do this should of been put out of there misery. Whose with me on this?

How do you know they're not dyslexic? . Or lack of education. Shouldn't be judging folk when we know nothing about them. Yes it can be annoying but this isn't school and certainly isn't an English test or spelling test. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your obviously one of those grammar police. There everywhere on here. It must be something in you're education that their are problems that your picking up lol"

Bet it took you ages to write that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a lot of people I know in the real world don't either.

I think most people don't care these days as they're on a mobile and just smashing messages that people can understand anyway.

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By *untime5Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

What about capital letters? They can be pretty important if you’re helping your uncle Jack off a horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn’t have sex with someone with a poor grasp of grammar, unless I found them attractive.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Don’t get me started on could of when could’ve is easier to type

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I've noticed "ano" being used in place of I know and "are" in place of our.

Language and spelling evolves, I'm just not evolving fast enough to keep up with it.

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By *untime5Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

To be fair, if I’m chatting to someone I’ll use gonna, tru dat, or fo sho. But you’ve gotta knows the rules b4 your allowed 2 break dem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grammar - the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those what do this should of been put out of there misery. Whose with me on this? "

Those who do this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've noticed "ano" being used in place of I know and "are" in place of our.

Language and spelling evolves, I'm just not evolving fast enough to keep up with it. "

Yes modern language evolved and mutated, but have you ever tried reading out half of it? It makes no sense so consequently it's taking a backwards step?

And to address others points, of course we shouldn't get too wound up about it in less formal scenarios, and yes some people are dyslexic, but there's a lot who just claim that !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To

Too

Two

Tutu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t get me started on could of when could’ve is easier to type "

Could have

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Grammar - the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit. "

I need a mug with this on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no this is getting tortuous! "

My tortuous loves lettis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grammar - the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

I need a mug with this on."

Do you have a thing for mugs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've noticed "ano" being used in place of I know and "are" in place of our.

Language and spelling evolves, I'm just not evolving fast enough to keep up with it. "

Brought something at the shops ..... no no no.

You bought something. Unless you’re a shop lifting, then if caught you will be brought to justice or is it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a new phone, actually preowned, by whom I’ve no idea but it’s tortous to type on,

Yes I’m a squirter comes out yes I’m a squirrel

Yes I agree I do have big tits changes to toys when you type toys it comes up you’d do I’m forever rewriting a message only to send it after the other party in the conversation has left the building

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Grammar - the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

I need a mug with this on."

Helping Uncle Jack off his horse and helping Uncle jack off his horse.

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Mitchell and Webb grammar nazi on YouTube...

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By *untime5Man
over a year ago

Cornwall


"I have a new phone, actually preowned, by whom I’ve no idea but it’s tortous to type on,

Yes I’m a squirter comes out yes I’m a squirrel

Yes I agree I do have big tits changes to toys when you type toys it comes up you’d do I’m forever rewriting a message only to send it after the other party in the conversation has left the building "

In the good old Nokia predictive days cock and anal were both 2625

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've noticed "ano" being used in place of I know and "are" in place of our.

Language and spelling evolves, I'm just not evolving fast enough to keep up with it.

Yes modern language evolved and mutated, but have you ever tried reading out half of it? It makes no sense so consequently it's taking a backwards step?

And to address others points, of course we shouldn't get too wound up about it in less formal scenarios, and yes some people are dyslexic, but there's a lot who just claim that !!"

I usually try to read something aloud if I can't understand I. If it still doesn't make sense I'm stumped.

Not many of us would immediately understand Chaucer's written English without careful reading though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often wonder what was the thinking behind predictive text, why was it installed.. ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get Weird Al Yankovic’s ‘Word Crimes’ up on YouTube. Most amusing.

I make a point of replying all and correcting mistakes on circular emails at work, I’m very popular.

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By *untime5Man
over a year ago

Cornwall


"I often wonder what was the thinking behind predictive text, why was it installed.. ? "

Because to get a c in the good old days you had to press the same button three times. Predictive meant you could type the word just using the order of the buttons, then pick from the one you wanted. So rather than 22266622255 to type cock it was 2625. Then you had to choose between cock and anal. Tough choice

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I often wonder what was the thinking behind predictive text, why was it installed.. ?

Because to get a c in the good old days you had to press the same button three times. Predictive meant you could type the word just using the order of the buttons, then pick from the one you wanted. So rather than 22266622255 to type cock it was 2625. Then you had to choose between cock and anal. Tough choice"

....not!

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By *untime5Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Elaborate, you can choose both if it helps

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks


"

Brought something at the shops ..... no no no.

You bought something. Unless you’re a shop lifting, then if caught you will be brought to justice or is it too

This!

Somebody says, "I brought a new pair of shoes today!"

I say, "where did you bring them from?"

They're like, "huh?"

Also, people keep saying "loose" instead of "lose." Loose is when you've got a pair of jeans too big for you or when your pussy is the opposite of tight.

"

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden


"Don’t get me started on could of when could’ve is easier to type "

If using a phone or tablet ‘ could of ‘ actually easier to type because it does not require a shift in keyboard do it uses fewer taps.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Don’t get me started on could of when could’ve is easier to type

If using a phone or tablet ‘ could of ‘ actually easier to type because it does not require a shift in keyboard do it uses fewer taps."

Are people that busy that they haven't got a couple of extra milliseconds to type out a word correctly?

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Don’t get me started on could of when could’ve is easier to type

If using a phone or tablet ‘ could of ‘ actually easier to type because it does not require a shift in keyboard do it uses fewer taps."

But it isn't "could of", it's "could have".

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden


"Don’t get me started on could of when could’ve is easier to type

If using a phone or tablet ‘ could of ‘ actually easier to type because it does not require a shift in keyboard do it uses fewer taps.

But it isn't "could of", it's "could have"."

Your absolutely correct !!!

I shall now write out 500 lines

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Don’t get me started on could of when could’ve is easier to type

If using a phone or tablet ‘ could of ‘ actually easier to type because it does not require a shift in keyboard do it uses fewer taps.

But it isn't "could of", it's "could have".

Your absolutely correct !!!

I shall now write out 500 lines

"

You're*

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Don’t get me started on could of when could’ve is easier to type

If using a phone or tablet ‘ could of ‘ actually easier to type because it does not require a shift in keyboard do it uses fewer taps.

But it isn't "could of", it's "could have".

Your absolutely correct !!!

I shall now write out 500 lines

"

Ha ha, when I was at school there was a guy in our class who constantly wrote "of" instead of "have". Our English teacher was also the Headmaster, he made the poor lad write out "I would have got better marks in my English test if I had written have, instead of of" 100 times.

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden


"Don’t get me started on could of when could’ve is easier to type

If using a phone or tablet ‘ could of ‘ actually easier to type because it does not require a shift in keyboard do it uses fewer taps.

But it isn't "could of", it's "could have".

Your absolutely correct !!!

I shall now write out 500 lines

You're*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is nobody using "you're" anymore ... erm ... on Earth?

"

i know. their really is no excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those what do this should of been put out of there misery. Whose with me on this?

How do you know they're not dyslexic? . Or lack of education. Shouldn't be judging folk when we know nothing about them. Yes it can be annoying but this isn't school and certainly isn't an English test or spelling test. "

Maybe not but it’s still fucking annoying. It’s plainly obvious when somebody is dyslexic and I doubt very much they’d get stick for it. Young Mr Seeside for instance, if anybody does give him stick they are shot down in flames by the rest of the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is nobody using "you're" anymore ... erm ... on Earth?

"

You're fighting a losing battle with this... Just too many lazy people around these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares really, I'm sure you don't get that many messages from people doing it to stress out about it

I can't see me ever turning down a woman for this reason, I can find plenty of others lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is nobody using "you're" anymore ... erm ... on Earth?

"

Drives us nuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about prolly instead of probably?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those what do this should of been put out of there misery. Whose with me on this? "
astounds like a song lyric what I would have wrote

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Those what do this should of been put out of there misery. Whose with me on this?

How do you know they're not dyslexic? . Or lack of education. Shouldn't be judging folk when we know nothing about them. Yes it can be annoying but this isn't school and certainly isn't an English test or spelling test.

Maybe not but it’s still fucking annoying. It’s plainly obvious when somebody is dyslexic and I doubt very much they’d get stick for it. Young Mr Seeside for instance, if anybody does give him stick they are shot down in flames by the rest of the thread."
I spent most of my school years in the gym just because my spellings not up to much doesnt make me thick

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Elaborate, you can choose both if it helps"

Sorry you don't know me.... I'm not into anal at all!

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By *lanPartridge OP   Man
over a year ago

nottingham

I wish I didn't care about this stuff, but it's either a dagger in the heart or it ain't ... I'm sorry: isn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is nobody using "you're" anymore ... erm ... on Earth?

"

Me. And grinding my teeth when others don’t

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