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"Wow! That’s really tragic. " Apparently she goes out with friends and of course, they all try and make each other laugh. So she fights the urge to laugh. Because that's better than not having an wrinkles  | |||
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"Roll on the wrinkles. Not a chance of me not laughing or smiling "Nor me! I can't imagine how anyone could make that trade off in their head! | |||
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"Roll on the wrinkles. Not a chance of me not laughing or smiling
Nor me! I can't imagine how anyone could make that trade off in their head! "ooer, was that a bit of reason sneaking in ? Have you been on the marsh mallows this morning ? | |||
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"Never mind 'Women Face Palm'..... what SHIT are you reading and believing ? Get dressed and go for a long run. Don't forget to turn around half way though." Google is your friend if you think it's fake | |||
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"Never mind 'Women Face Palm'..... what SHIT are you reading and believing ? Get dressed and go for a long run. Don't forget to turn around half way though. Google is your friend if you think it's fake " I did. I read a short piece. It read like drivel. Which source did you read ? | |||
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"Never mind 'Women Face Palm'..... what SHIT are you reading and believing ? Get dressed and go for a long run. Don't forget to turn around half way though. Google is your friend if you think it's fake I did. I read a short piece. It read like drivel. Which source did you read ?" It was refenced in a YouTube video I was watching. Are you accusing her of being a secret smiler? | |||
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"I don’t have hardly any wrinkles and I laugh and smile a lot. I have to for my job but people tell me I look 10 years younger. I’ve not had Botox etc either but use a special lotion that can be found in testicles. " Gorgeous | |||
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"I don’t have hardly any wrinkles and I laugh and smile a lot. I have to for my job but people tell me I look 10 years younger. I’ve not had Botox etc either but use a special lotion that can be found in testicles. Gorgeous " You little bugger. Someone asked me my secret last night and I said alcohol, especially gin!! Ha | |||
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"I don’t have hardly any wrinkles and I laugh and smile a lot. I have to for my job but people tell me I look 10 years younger. I’ve not had Botox etc either but use a special lotion that can be found in testicles. Gorgeous You little bugger. Someone asked me my secret last night and I lied and said alcohol, especially gin!! Ha"  | |||
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"People like Kim K can’t smile because of all the crap she has put in her face. She’s frozen. " Apparently here husband, Nigel, doesn't mind. I fucking would. Can you imagine how off putting it would be to have dinner with a woman who wasn't going to allow herself to smile or laugh | |||
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"Just read this case about Tess Christian who is 50 years old and smoking hot. How does she maintain her looks - because she avoids smiling and laughing! Let that sink in a moment. Tess says that not smiling or laughing is more natural than botox (debatable) and she's trained herself to avoid showing emotion. Apparently she's not alone and female role model Kim Kardashian says she tries to avoid smiling too. If there was ever a case of the cure being worse than the disease! " Does this explain why Victoria Beckham looks so miserable all the time? | |||
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"Never mind 'Women Face Palm'..... what SHIT are you reading and believing ? Get dressed and go for a long run. Don't forget to turn around half way though. Google is your friend if you think it's fake I did. I read a short piece. It read like drivel. Which source did you read ? It was refenced in a YouTube video I was watching. Are you accusing her of being a secret smiler? " Right now I'm thinking it's hype. Or embellished , distorted bovine excrement on the part of the writer not the subject. | |||
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"People like Kim K can’t smile because of all the crap she has put in her face. She’s frozen. " Let it gooooooooo. | |||
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I'm stuck with a face like a melted welly. Must be my sense of irony | |||
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"People like Kim K can’t smile because of all the crap she has put in her face. She’s frozen. Apparently here husband, Nigel, doesn't mind. I fucking would. Can you imagine how off putting it would be to have dinner with a woman who wasn't going to allow herself to smile or laugh "I laugh all the time, I’m easily amused. I have a gummy smile and I hate that but sometimes I can’t avoid it. It’s good to be happy. | |||
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"Just read this case about Tess Christian who is 50 years old and smoking hot. How does she maintain her looks - because she avoids smiling and laughing! Let that sink in a moment. Tess says that not smiling or laughing is more natural than botox (debatable) and she's trained herself to avoid showing emotion. Apparently she's not alone and female role model Kim Kardashian says she tries to avoid smiling too. If there was ever a case of the cure being worse than the disease! Does this explain why Victoria Beckham looks so miserable all the time?" That’s just her public persona. She hates her smile so doesn’t like being photographed. In private she is a massive goof ball. She also smokes which nobody ever sees in public. | |||
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"Never mind 'Women Face Palm'..... what SHIT are you reading and believing ? Get dressed and go for a long run. Don't forget to turn around half way though. Google is your friend if you think it's fake I did. I read a short piece. It read like drivel. Which source did you read ? It was refenced in a YouTube video I was watching. Are you accusing her of being a secret smiler? Right now I'm thinking it's hype. Or embellished , distorted bovine excrement on the part of the writer not the subject. " "Everyone asks if I've had botox, but i haven't, and I know that it's thanks to the fact I haven't laughed or smiled since i was a teenager. My dedication has paid off, I don't have a single line on my face" That's a quote from Tess. Not sure how you can say the writer is making that up. | |||
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"Smile lines are soo fucking sexy. Just one more of those little things that can trigger me to up my intensity whilst fucking "Smiles are sexy | |||
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"On a slightly related note, I read in the Telegraph yesterday that ‘experts agree that the best time to start botox is when you hit 30’. Sorry, what now?! I’m 35 and I don’t have any wrinkles yet...I’m supposed to be injecting the bubonic plague into my face already?! "Experts in what? | |||
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"Maybe she wasn't speaking seriously ... I can't comment unless I see or read what you did and you are being a gatekeeper." There's a story in the mail. I'm with you. I think she's talking bollocks to get attention. | |||
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"I’m fucked when I’m older then. Or not, as the case might be "Not having the op are you and joining the fab 8 in 10 | |||
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"Maybe she wasn't speaking seriously ... I can't comment unless I see or read what you did and you are being a gatekeeper. There's a story in the mail. I'm with you. I think she's talking bollocks to get attention. " ooooooo I'll have a look at the mail. I'm keeping an open mind and a straight face  | |||
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"Maybe she wasn't speaking seriously ... I can't comment unless I see or read what you did and you are being a gatekeeper." Hardly. I've given you her name, if you Google it then you can take your pick of articles and photos. It's a story about a person who isn't famous. She claims she doesn't smile or laugh. Her husband and daughter support her story. She does look good. Yes it's possible they are all lying. Nobody has followed her around for 40 years to check she doesn't smirk at a funny joke. It seems a very strange story just to make up for attention and it's hardly one that's going to make her rich. | |||
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"Never mind 'Women Face Palm'..... what SHIT are you reading and believing ? Get dressed and go for a long run. Don't forget to turn around half way though. Google is your friend if you think it's fake I did. I read a short piece. It read like drivel. Which source did you read ? It was refenced in a YouTube video I was watching. Are you accusing her of being a secret smiler? Right now I'm thinking it's hype. Or embellished , distorted bovine excrement on the part of the writer not the subject. "Everyone asks if I've had botox, but i haven't, and I know that it's thanks to the fact I haven't laughed or smiled since i was a teenager. My dedication has paid off, I don't have a single line on my face" That's a quote from Tess. Not sure how you can say the writer is making that up. " Well I’m 3 years younger than her and has smiled and laughed all my life. It just shows that genetics can play a part as my gran has no lines on forehead etc. Tess has missed out on a fun life for the sake of lines. I find them attractive tbh. I work with so many weird faces from too much Botox, it’s staring to look odd. | |||
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"Never mind 'Women Face Palm'..... what SHIT are you reading and believing ? Get dressed and go for a long run. Don't forget to turn around half way though. Google is your friend if you think it's fake I did. I read a short piece. It read like drivel. Which source did you read ? It was refenced in a YouTube video I was watching. Are you accusing her of being a secret smiler? Right now I'm thinking it's hype. Or embellished , distorted bovine excrement on the part of the writer not the subject. "Everyone asks if I've had botox, but i haven't, and I know that it's thanks to the fact I haven't laughed or smiled since i was a teenager. My dedication has paid off, I don't have a single line on my face" That's a quote from Tess. Not sure how you can say the writer is making that up. Well I’m 3 years younger than her and has smiled and laughed all my life. It just shows that genetics can play a part as my gran has no lines on forehead etc. Tess has missed out on a fun life for the sake of lines. I find them attractive tbh. I work with so many weird faces from too much Botox, it’s staring to look odd. " *starting | |||
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"Maybe she wasn't speaking seriously ... I can't comment unless I see or read what you did and you are being a gatekeeper. There's a story in the mail. I'm with you. I think she's talking bollocks to get attention. " If the mail published a story saying the sky was blue then you'd call it bullshit  | |||
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"Maybe she wasn't speaking seriously ... I can't comment unless I see or read what you did and you are being a gatekeeper. There's a story in the mail. I'm with you. I think she's talking bollocks to get attention. If the mail published a story saying the sky was blue then you'd call it bullshit "I despise the daily hate so much. I’m glad we removed it from our planes. | |||
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"Maybe she wasn't speaking seriously ... I can't comment unless I see or read what you did and you are being a gatekeeper. There's a story in the mail. I'm with you. I think she's talking bollocks to get attention. If the mail published a story saying the sky was blue then you'd call it bullshit
I despise the daily hate so much. I’m glad we removed it from our planes. "It's just the paper that published the quote directly from her. It's hardly front page material so I very much they made it up to get the exclusive on Tess Christians face. Maybe she is lying but the newspaper is irrelevant. | |||
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"Ridiculous. My mom is 54 and looks younger than her," What's her profile name? | |||
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"Ridiculous. My mom is 54 and looks younger than her, What's her profile name? " Hahaha. If she was not with my dad I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if she was on a site like this. | |||
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"Maybe she wasn't speaking seriously ... I can't comment unless I see or read what you did and you are being a gatekeeper. There's a story in the mail. I'm with you. I think she's talking bollocks to get attention. If the mail published a story saying the sky was blue then you'd call it bullshit "Nah, just that this story is obviously bollocks. Who is this woman anyway? | |||
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"Just read this case about Tess Christian who is 50 years old and smoking hot. How does she maintain her looks - because she avoids smiling and laughing! Let that sink in a moment. Tess says that not smiling or laughing is more natural than botox (debatable) and she's trained herself to avoid showing emotion. Apparently she's not alone and female role model Kim Kardashian says she tries to avoid smiling too. If there was ever a case of the cure being worse than the disease! Does this explain why Victoria Beckham looks so miserable all the time? That’s just her public persona. She hates her smile so doesn’t like being photographed. In private she is a massive goof ball. She also smokes which nobody ever sees in public. " Oh good. I’d hate to think she’s really that bloody miserable. | |||
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"F'knell ..... I got half way down the article and felt my brain solidifying..... Nuff read nuff said." Hahaha | |||
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"Maybe she wasn't speaking seriously ... I can't comment unless I see or read what you did and you are being a gatekeeper. There's a story in the mail. I'm with you. I think she's talking bollocks to get attention. If the mail published a story saying the sky was blue then you'd call it bullshit
Nah, just that this story is obviously bollocks.
Who is this woman anyway? "Absolutely nobody. That's why it's unlikely it's made up since nobody cares who she is and it's not like this is a story that's going to make her rich. No crime without motive. | |||
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"On a slightly related note, I read in the Telegraph yesterday that ‘experts agree that the best time to start botox is when you hit 30’. Sorry, what now?! I’m 35 and I don’t have any wrinkles yet...I’m supposed to be injecting the bubonic plague into my face already?!
Experts in what? "God only knows...I stopped reading after that. I still haven’t started those exhaustingly long skincare regimes all my friends appear to find necessary. Happy to have work done when I’m older...I grew up in Cheshire where it’s practically de rigeur...but I was rather hoping to wait until I was at least post-menopausal to start on all that bollocks | |||
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"On a slightly related note, I read in the Telegraph yesterday that ‘experts agree that the best time to start botox is when you hit 30’. Sorry, what now?! I’m 35 and I don’t have any wrinkles yet...I’m supposed to be injecting the bubonic plague into my face already?!
Experts in what? God only knows...I stopped reading after that. I still haven’t started those exhaustingly long skincare regimes all my friends appear to find necessary. Happy to have work done when I’m older...I grew up in Cheshire where it’s practically de rigeur...but I was rather hoping to wait until I was at least post-menopausal to start on all that bollocks "Personally I'd much rather have dinner with a woman above a 6.5 who smiles and laughs than a 9 who doesn't. Obviously Nigel Christian has a different world view, but he's welcome to her! | |||
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"On a slightly related note, I read in the Telegraph yesterday that ‘experts agree that the best time to start botox is when you hit 30’. Sorry, what now?! I’m 35 and I don’t have any wrinkles yet...I’m supposed to be injecting the bubonic plague into my face already?!
Experts in what? God only knows...I stopped reading after that. I still haven’t started those exhaustingly long skincare regimes all my friends appear to find necessary. Happy to have work done when I’m older...I grew up in Cheshire where it’s practically de rigeur...but I was rather hoping to wait until I was at least post-menopausal to start on all that bollocks "I’m so lazy, I have no regime either. I use wipes and sometimes moisturiser. My friends are shocked at my lack of care. | |||
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"What a sad existance. Im 53 and dont have many wrinkles think its more down to genetics than anything else" I just don't think wrinkles are all that terrible. Sort of in the same category as stretch marks, just a fact of life. It's hardly worth not having children just to avoid stretch marks. | |||
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"Maybe she wasn't speaking seriously ... I can't comment unless I see or read what you did and you are being a gatekeeper. There's a story in the mail. I'm with you. I think she's talking bollocks to get attention. If the mail published a story saying the sky was blue then you'd call it bullshit
Nah, just that this story is obviously bollocks.
Who is this woman anyway?
Absolutely nobody. That's why y it's unlikely it's made up since nobody cares who she is and it's not like this is a story that's going to make her rich. No crime without motive. "She will have got a few quid from the mail and the more she exaggerated her story, the more they would be interested. It's classic click bait stuff. There's your motive. | |||
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"Maybe she wasn't speaking seriously ... I can't comment unless I see or read what you did and you are being a gatekeeper. There's a story in the mail. I'm with you. I think she's talking bollocks to get attention. If the mail published a story saying the sky was blue then you'd call it bullshit
Nah, just that this story is obviously bollocks.
Who is this woman anyway?
Absolutely nobody. That's why y it's unlikely it's made up since nobody cares who she is and it's not like this is a story that's going to make her rich. No crime without motive.
She will have got a few quid from the mail and the more she exaggerated her story, the more they would be interested. It's classic click bait stuff.
There's your motive. "It's a story worth £10. I wonder if they even bothered to print it or whether it was an 'online special'. If they were going to make something up then it would be about how she couldn't smile because immigrants took her father's job and she's never been able to smile since. She needs therapy on the NHS but can't get it because too many fucking benefit scroungers are bursting its budget. | |||
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"I don’t have hardly any wrinkles and I laugh and smile a lot. I have to for my job but people tell me I look 10 years younger. I’ve not had Botox etc either. " Likewise. I think it's down to genes | |||
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"Maybe she wasn't speaking seriously ... I can't comment unless I see or read what you did and you are being a gatekeeper. There's a story in the mail. I'm with you. I think she's talking bollocks to get attention. If the mail published a story saying the sky was blue then you'd call it bullshit
Nah, just that this story is obviously bollocks.
Who is this woman anyway?
Absolutely nobody. That's why y it's unlikely it's made up since nobody cares who she is and it's not like this is a story that's going to make her rich. No crime without motive.
She will have got a few quid from the mail and the more she exaggerated her story, the more they would be interested. It's classic click bait stuff.
There's your motive.
It's a story worth £10. I wonder if they even bothered to print it or whether it was an 'online special'. If they were going to make something up then it would be about how she couldn't smile because immigrants took her father's job and she's never been able to smile since. She needs therapy on the NHS but can't get it because too many fucking benefit scroungers are bursting its budget. "Or she may have just wanted the attention. It's vanishingly unlikely someone has not smiled or laughed for forty years and its rather naive to take a prima facie unlikely story in a tabloid at face value. | |||
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"Maybe she wasn't speaking seriously ... I can't comment unless I see or read what you did and you are being a gatekeeper. There's a story in the mail. I'm with you. I think she's talking bollocks to get attention. If the mail published a story saying the sky was blue then you'd call it bullshit
Nah, just that this story is obviously bollocks.
Who is this woman anyway?
Absolutely nobody. That's why y it's unlikely it's made up since nobody cares who she is and it's not like this is a story that's going to make her rich. No crime without motive.
She will have got a few quid from the mail and the more she exaggerated her story, the more they would be interested. It's classic click bait stuff.
There's your motive.
It's a story worth £10. I wonder if they even bothered to print it or whether it was an 'online special'. If they were going to make something up then it would be about how she couldn't smile because immigrants took her father's job and she's never been able to smile since. She needs therapy on the NHS but can't get it because too many fucking benefit scroungers are bursting its budget.
Or she may have just wanted the attention.
It's vanishingly unlikely someone has not smiled or laughed for forty years and its rather naive to take a prima facie unlikely story in a tabloid at face value. "You wouldn't be saying that if the Guardian published it | |||
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"Maybe she wasn't speaking seriously ... I can't comment unless I see or read what you did and you are being a gatekeeper. There's a story in the mail. I'm with you. I think she's talking bollocks to get attention. If the mail published a story saying the sky was blue then you'd call it bullshit
Nah, just that this story is obviously bollocks.
Who is this woman anyway?
Absolutely nobody. That's why y it's unlikely it's made up since nobody cares who she is and it's not like this is a story that's going to make her rich. No crime without motive.
She will have got a few quid from the mail and the more she exaggerated her story, the more they would be interested. It's classic click bait stuff.
There's your motive.
It's a story worth £10. I wonder if they even bothered to print it or whether it was an 'online special'. If they were going to make something up then it would be about how she couldn't smile because immigrants took her father's job and she's never been able to smile since. She needs therapy on the NHS but can't get it because too many fucking benefit scroungers are bursting its budget.
Or she may have just wanted the attention.
It's vanishingly unlikely someone has not smiled or laughed for forty years and its rather naive to take a prima facie unlikely story in a tabloid at face value.
You wouldn't be saying that if the Guardian published it "Oh I would.. True story. I was once the subject of a Mail double page spread. | |||
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"Maybe she wasn't speaking seriously ... I can't comment unless I see or read what you did and you are being a gatekeeper. There's a story in the mail. I'm with you. I think she's talking bollocks to get attention. If the mail published a story saying the sky was blue then you'd call it bullshit
Nah, just that this story is obviously bollocks.
Who is this woman anyway?
Absolutely nobody. That's why y it's unlikely it's made up since nobody cares who she is and it's not like this is a story that's going to make her rich. No crime without motive.
She will have got a few quid from the mail and the more she exaggerated her story, the more they would be interested. It's classic click bait stuff.
There's your motive.
It's a story worth £10. I wonder if they even bothered to print it or whether it was an 'online special'. If they were going to make something up then it would be about how she couldn't smile because immigrants took her father's job and she's never been able to smile since. She needs therapy on the NHS but can't get it because too many fucking benefit scroungers are bursting its budget.
Or she may have just wanted the attention.
It's vanishingly unlikely someone has not smiled or laughed for forty years and its rather naive to take a prima facie unlikely story in a tabloid at face value.
You wouldn't be saying that if the Guardian published it
Oh I would..
True story. I was once the subject of a Mail double page spread. "I know 2 women personally that smile so infrequently that it would be broadly accurate to say they never smile. The only surprising thing about this story is that someone would make a conscious choice to do that. Given how obsessed some women are with their looks, it's really not beyond reasonable probability that in a big enough sample, you'll find someone that made this choice. | |||
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"Maybe she wasn't speaking seriously ... I can't comment unless I see or read what you did and you are being a gatekeeper. There's a story in the mail. I'm with you. I think she's talking bollocks to get attention. If the mail published a story saying the sky was blue then you'd call it bullshit
Nah, just that this story is obviously bollocks.
Who is this woman anyway?
Absolutely nobody. That's why y it's unlikely it's made up since nobody cares who she is and it's not like this is a story that's going to make her rich. No crime without motive.
She will have got a few quid from the mail and the more she exaggerated her story, the more they would be interested. It's classic click bait stuff.
There's your motive.
It's a story worth £10. I wonder if they even bothered to print it or whether it was an 'online special'. If they were going to make something up then it would be about how she couldn't smile because immigrants took her father's job and she's never been able to smile since. She needs therapy on the NHS but can't get it because too many fucking benefit scroungers are bursting its budget.
Or she may have just wanted the attention.
It's vanishingly unlikely someone has not smiled or laughed for forty years and its rather naive to take a prima facie unlikely story in a tabloid at face value.
You wouldn't be saying that if the Guardian published it
Oh I would..
True story. I was once the subject of a Mail double page spread.
I know 2 women personally that smile so infrequently that it would be broadly accurate to say they never smile. The only surprising thing about this story is that someone would make a conscious choice to do that. Given how obsessed some women are with their looks, it's really not beyond reasonable probability that in a big enough sample, you'll find someone that made this choice. "Well it's a clear example of exaggeration to me. . She's obviously a completely self obsessed woman who would be quite willing to exaggerate to get some public attention. | |||
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"I know 2 women personally that smile so infrequently that it would be broadly accurate to say they never smile. The only surprising thing about this story is that someone would make a conscious choice to do that. Given how obsessed some women are with their looks, it's really not beyond reasonable probability that in a big enough sample, you'll find someone that made this choice. Well it's a clear example of exaggeration to me. . She's obviously a completely self obsessed woman who would be quite willing to exaggerate to get some public attention. " Where I grew up, there were quite a few women like that though. As a teenager I was told by one of my mother’s friends, in between tips about how often I should shave my legs and how I should never have children to keep my body looking as young as possible (“Adopt if you must, darling, they’ll be far more grateful to you than your own flesh and blood and your body won’t bear the brunt of that barbarism”), to smile as infrquently as possible, keeping mirth to a minimum of quirking one’s lips slightly. Needless to say, I’ve ignored that particular liece if advice | |||
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"On a slightly related note, I read in the Telegraph yesterday that ‘experts agree that the best time to start botox is when you hit 30’. Sorry, what now?! I’m 35 and I don’t have any wrinkles yet...I’m supposed to be injecting the bubonic plague into my face already?!
Experts in what? God only knows...I stopped reading after that. I still haven’t started those exhaustingly long skincare regimes all my friends appear to find necessary. Happy to have work done when I’m older...I grew up in Cheshire where it’s practically de rigeur...but I was rather hoping to wait until I was at least post-menopausal to start on all that bollocks
I’m so lazy, I have no regime either. I use wipes and sometimes moisturiser. My friends are shocked at my lack of care. "I was looking at your photo's the other day I'm not sure why now,I think I just wondered how old you were. You do have great skin and you certainly don't look your age. I've clearly smiled too much during my life,looking in the mirror I regret it now. I should have been more damn miserable. | |||
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