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"People's status updates" Yea, some are "interesting" | |||
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"Some the posts or comments in the forums!! " Some of those make me cry | |||
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"My funniest things are Age fibbers you know the ones where the lady has candyfloss hair and says 39. Tubby blokes holding their bellys in. And the selfies with something amusing in the background some messy bedrooms on here" Exxcuse me some guys have white hair young and so do women | |||
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"Come on, I'm in need of a belly laugh or ten ... What gives you the biggest laugh on this site (apart from my pics ) " the green arrow | |||
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"My funniest things are Age fibbers you know the ones where the lady has candyfloss hair and says 39. Tubby blokes holding their bellys in. And the selfies with something amusing in the background some messy bedrooms on here Exxcuse me some guys have white hair young and so do women " Noooo you know where its not greying its fluffy!! | |||
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"The white knights...especially the ones jumping to the defence of a damsel in distress with comments like "you're stunning" )...to a hidden profile with an eye as the profile pic. " Those eye pics are funny | |||
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"Witty pms" I didn’t think that wit and PMS were synonymous | |||
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"Come on, I'm in need of a belly laugh or ten ... What gives you the biggest laugh on this site (apart from my pics ) the green arrow " And this | |||
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"My funniest things are Age fibbers you know the ones where the lady has candyfloss hair and says 39. Tubby blokes holding their bellys in. And the selfies with something amusing in the background some messy bedrooms on here Exxcuse me some guys have white hair young and so do women " I think skinny guys show cock too much The profile with no photo but hey ladies look at my ten cock pics | |||
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"The ages on some profiles make me laugh out loud ... " really..... Out loud? | |||
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"Men I love it if a man can make me laugh " My cock should do the trick | |||
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"Men I love it if a man can make me laugh My cock should do the trick " why, do you call it tooth-pick? | |||
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"Some days it's desperation Some days it's white knights Some days it's just being silly I do miss the old days where there was more fun and less angst. " you and me both... To answer the op... today it was stupid messages at 2am x | |||
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"Some one bothering to contact me to tell me they'd removed a fab from my pic... Daft." That is a person with too much time on their hands! And thank you for making me laugh! | |||
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"Men I love it if a man can make me laugh My cock should do the trick why, do you call it tooth-pick? " No. Drawing Pin | |||
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"Grown men and women using emojis,well you did ask" They don't put them there for no reason | |||
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"Grown men and women using emojis,well you did ask They don't put them there for no reason " Why?is it compulsory to use them? | |||
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"Today I was mailed by a couple.Who not looking TVs etc. But it was a guy not even living where they say they live. And he's looking to meet TVs.??? " Hes just a big fat liar then | |||
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"Grown men and women using emojis,well you did ask They don't put them there for no reason Why?is it compulsory to use them? " It helps to know how a comment is intended hard to tell otherwise if someones being humorous or not | |||
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"I love looking at pictures and spotting things out of place. Last time I spotted a women showing off her gapping holes with what looked like a prolasping asshole. There was a box of immodium on the bedside table just behind " #youknowwhoyouarse | |||
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"I love looking at pictures and spotting things out of place. Last time I spotted a women showing off her gapping holes with what looked like a prolasping asshole. There was a box of immodium on the bedside table just behind #youknowwhoyouarse" I have almost failed to see what you did there | |||
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"I love looking at pictures and spotting things out of place. Last time I spotted a women showing off her gapping holes with what looked like a prolasping asshole. There was a box of immodium on the bedside table just behind #youknowwhoyouarse I have almost failed to see what you did there " It was subtle, hey | |||
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"Come on, I'm in need of a belly laugh or ten ... What gives you the biggest laugh on this site (apart from my pics ) " When people moan about not meeting nice men when nice guy messages either get a message back saying no or you seem to nice an not my type lol what the hell they after | |||
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"Grown men and women using emojis,well you did ask They don't put them there for no reason Why?is it compulsory to use them? " sometimes written text online can be misinterpreted without am emoji | |||
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"Definitely the reverse psychology threads.. My pics are crap/no one ever notices me boo hoo.. and watching all the sad white knights defending them in the hope of a shag " and this. Theres one woman that does it on every thread she puts up she just cant help herself | |||
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"Definitely the reverse psychology threads.. My pics are crap/no one ever notices me boo hoo.. and watching all the sad white knights defending them in the hope of a shag " Not sure which is funniest in that situation to be honest.... ...only one way to find out!! FIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHTTTTTT!!! | |||
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"Men I love it if a man can make me laugh My cock should do the trick " Maybe you should, ahem, rise to the occasion and prove it | |||
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"Come on, I'm in need of a belly laugh or ten ... What gives you the biggest laugh on this site (apart from my pics ) " 1. Some of the private messages I get 2. Nothing else. | |||
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"Come on, I'm in need of a belly laugh or ten ... What gives you the biggest laugh on this site (apart from my pics ) " Photographs of people were you can see all sorts in the background thank heavens for double finger expending lol xx | |||
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"For me it's got to be the cringe worthy pics where the guys put a common household object alongside their erection. I really hope they all wipe those sky remotes before their kids touch them ..." That makes me roll my eyes and think FFS | |||
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"The low hanging labia - like a loosely packed kebab. The hairy brunettes with protruding engorged labia - like a gorilla autopsy " Aren't you a darlin? | |||
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"The low hanging labia - like a loosely packed kebab. The hairy brunettes with protruding engorged labia - like a gorilla autopsy " Hey, that's me | |||
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"The low hanging labia - like a loosely packed kebab. The hairy brunettes with protruding engorged labia - like a gorilla autopsy " Hey, that's me | |||
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"The status you see when someone posts “I’m leaving here blah blah” " And then they’re logged in the next day... | |||
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"The low hanging labia - like a loosely packed kebab. The hairy brunettes with protruding engorged labia - like a gorilla autopsy " Hey, that's me | |||
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"The low hanging labia - like a loosely packed kebab. The hairy brunettes with protruding engorged labia - like a gorilla autopsy Hey, that's me " Echo cho ho o | |||
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"The low hanging labia - like a loosely packed kebab. The hairy brunettes with protruding engorged labia - like a gorilla autopsy Hey, that's me Echo cho ho o" Careful you don't get sucked in Lib. | |||
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"The low hanging labia - like a loosely packed kebab. The hairy brunettes with protruding engorged labia - like a gorilla autopsy " Personally I love them, and that's a pretty shitty way to describe a lady's genitalia.......just my opinion | |||
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"The flouncers always amuse me. As so the "in loving memory" threads when someone leaves without announcing it publicly, the drama in them is often comedy gold!" the dead threads i call them lol. Im scared to leave incase someone starts one about me | |||
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"My favorite threads are the bareback, married playing away , I got stood up , and BBC is a offensive term threads..... In the bareback threads , I just wait for someone to post “ It’s like playing Russian Roulette “ to get a laugh.... In the married playing away , I just wait for the abuse the single men get but laugh when 1 or 2 cheating females post and receive hugs. In the I got stood up/timewaster threads , I just laugh at the white knights tripping over themselves to tell the women they are beautiful.. And the catch phrase the guy who stood the Op up ruins it for the real men.... In the BBC threads , I just laugh at the couples and black men who insist on being offended by the term BBC .. Like swinging is the place for social change..... then make a point to try and change everyone’s mind on the same thread.... This forum is a crazy place but I love it...." With you on this my good man | |||
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"The low hanging labia - like a loosely packed kebab. The hairy brunettes with protruding engorged labia - like a gorilla autopsy " Who’s the new guy ? | |||
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"Come on, I'm in need of a belly laugh or ten ... What gives you the biggest laugh on this site (apart from my pics ) " When an old friend put up a new profile pic thinking she was hot but I'm reality she looked like filtered Michael Jackson's heavier twin but we were all too nice to tell her. Bless | |||
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"Come on, I'm in need of a belly laugh or ten ... What gives you the biggest laugh on this site (apart from my pics ) When an old friend put up a new profile pic thinking she was hot but I'm reality she looked like filtered Michael Jackson's heavier twin but we were all too nice to tell her. Bless " Damn | |||
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"The low hanging labia - like a loosely packed kebab. The hairy brunettes with protruding engorged labia - like a gorilla autopsy Who’s the new guy ? " He's allowed to post isnt he? Its not all about you by the way | |||
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"The low hanging labia - like a loosely packed kebab. The hairy brunettes with protruding engorged labia - like a gorilla autopsy Who’s the new guy ? He's allowed to post isnt he? Its not all about you by the way" Oh, you’re touchy this morning, did those tweeting birds wake you up again, you poor thing ? Only asking the question and after took the time to recommended you an excellent band in your thread. You have a lovely day now. | |||
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"The low hanging labia - like a loosely packed kebab. The hairy brunettes with protruding engorged labia - like a gorilla autopsy Who’s the new guy ? He's allowed to post isnt he? Its not all about you by the way Oh, you’re touchy this morning, did those tweeting birds wake you up again, you poor thing ? Only asking the question and after took the time to recommended you an excellent band in your thread. You have a lovely day now. " Its a barking fucking dog nowadays as my neighbour as a little twatty dog,have a good day yourself,i look forward posting on all of your 20+ threads today,live long and prosper mr.impala | |||
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"The low hanging labia - like a loosely packed kebab. The hairy brunettes with protruding engorged labia - like a gorilla autopsy Who’s the new guy ? He's allowed to post isnt he? Its not all about you by the way Oh, you’re touchy this morning, did those tweeting birds wake you up again, you poor thing ? Only asking the question and after took the time to recommended you an excellent band in your thread. You have a lovely day now. Its a barking fucking dog nowadays as my neighbour as a little twatty dog,have a good day yourself,i look forward posting on all of your 20+ threads today,live long and prosper mr.impala " I look forward to your contributions cause they’re always such fun and very informative. Oh, the band are Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever, but I’d doubt you’d like them. | |||
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"The low hanging labia - like a loosely packed kebab. The hairy brunettes with protruding engorged labia - like a gorilla autopsy Personally I love them, and that's a pretty shitty way to describe a lady's genitalia.......just my opinion" | |||
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"The status you see when someone posts “I’m leaving here blah blah” And then they’re logged in the next day... " and advertising meets the same day then the following day not meeting! Lol | |||
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