FabSwingers.com forum: Goats

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

......Discuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taste good in curry

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I love goats cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

You have goat to be kidding me....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I love goats i had a couple of kids to play with a couple of weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss my goats.

So do the dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Billys can be a bit smelly but quite endearing creatures.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Did you know that there are over 200 known breeds of goat?

Absolutely fascinating is this not?

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By *ast_And_CuriousMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Cristiano Ronaldo is a GOAT.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"You have goat to be kidding me....

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Did you know that goats, much like humans, apparently boast different ‘accents’ depending upon the regions in which they are found?

Yes, I shit you not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom brady?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'd love a couple of pygmy goats as pets.

Love the tree climbing goats in Morocco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taste good in curry"

Mutton curry

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I like goats, they're weird though! Go on YouTube and look up "goats being weird", there's some hilarious videos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sir! Don't like em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love an alpaca they're so cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goats milk is rank.

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Dont like goats its there eyes there freaky

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Goat yoga looks great

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random Goat Fact: Goats’ pupils are actually rectangular. This gives them vision from between 320 to 340 degrees compared to we mere humans whom at best sport a miserly 160-210.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'd fight one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww baby goats in jumpers though!!!!

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By *isstemptressWoman
over a year ago

york

They stink!

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By *tatMan
over a year ago

Horrabridge

I have eaten goats udder in Vietnam....... rubbery is the best description I can give

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By *isstemptressWoman
over a year ago

york

They stink!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yet another random goat related fact: Did you know that Goats’ milk is the most commonly consumed type by people around the world?

Take that cows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have them if I had the room!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Rich victorians used to get pulled around in goat carts.

True.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taste good in curry

Mutton curry

I saw a baby goat get slaughtered and popped into a pot whilst away on a trip many years ago. It was a classic case of don’t look now and I looked...;’(

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I went to a farm park when my son was little and got attacked by a group of kids. They had me cornered and they where banging me with their little horns. Really fucking hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the videos on youtube of the fainting goats...sooo funny!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Despite they’re commonly cited name of the so called, Fainting Goat (the breed is called Myotonic), said goats don’t actually really ‘faint’ in the strictest sense of the word at all when startled.

When surprised or else overly exited, the said goats muscles DO however freeze to such an extent as to render the goat entirely immobile whereupon the poor sod may subsequently topple over in an apparent fainting like manner although they are entirely conscious during this time......and likely, additionally mightily embarrassed by such a public display

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taste good in curry

Mutton curry

I saw a baby goat get slaughtered and popped into a pot whilst away on a trip many years ago. It was a classic case of don’t look now and I looked...;’("

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

In addition to bleating, goats are also very well known for.......burping.

Boasting four stomachs, much wind is inevitably produced (consumed vegetation fermenting inside said stomachs) and much like many males in the human race who will spend many years learning and cultivating the ancient and sacred art form, goats too have perfected the fine art of releasing the built up gas as a loud and glorious belch

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By *tatMan
over a year ago

Horrabridge

"In addition to bleating, goats are also very well known for.......burping.

Someone take google and wikipedia away from this man

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Some of the best wool you can buy, cashmere.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"In addition to bleating, goats are also very well known for.......burping.

Marry me.

The goats can be bridesmaids.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"In addition to bleating, goats are also very well known for.......burping.

Someone take google and wikipedia away from this man

Tomorrow I will be discussing the wondrous mating habits of octopi.....it’s going to be awesome

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By *tatMan
over a year ago

Horrabridge

"In addition to bleating, goats are also very well known for.......burping.

Someone take google and wikipedia away from this man

Tomorrow I will be discussing the wondrous mating habits of octopi.....it’s going to be awesome

I'll hold you to that, I'll bring my notepad!!!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"In addition to bleating, goats are also very well known for.......burping.

Marry me.

The goats can be bridesmaids.

Ha ha! - Our wedding will sound like Paul McCartney’s Frog Chorus......but louder....and possibly with the rancid smell of recently consumed (but now very much rotting!) vegetation

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Leicester

Keep them safe in India where they are known to be targeted for non consensual gang bangs

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By *ature studentsCouple
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth Dorset.

Scary looking eyes.

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By *ature studentsCouple
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth Dorset.

"Dont like goats its there eyes there freaky "

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A goat ate most of my dress as a child scared me silly

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Keep them safe in India where they are known to be targeted for non consensual gang bangs "

Damn! That explains why some of the poor things have evolved to ‘faint’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know that goats, much like humans, apparently boast different ‘accents’ depending upon the regions in which they are found?

Yes, I shit you not.

Dogs too.

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Keep them safe in India where they are known to be targeted for non consensual gang bangs

Damn! That explains why some of the poor things have evolved to ‘faint’

Myotonic goats are my favourite kind!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I like goat burgers

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

If you want to see something freaky that looks like they've come out of a Star Wars film, Google 'Damascus goats'

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By *yd Charisse 10Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Taste good in curry

Mutton curry

I saw a baby goat get slaughtered and popped into a pot whilst away on a trip many years ago. It was a classic case of don’t look now and I looked...;’(

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mutton is not goat its adult sheep sorry

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yes, finally bowing to the overwhelming pressure from the literal scores of requests from absolutely no one, I do hereby resurrect the goat thread!

I recently had an epiphany and decided that my new favourite variety is the Toggenburg goat which hails from Switzerland

Anyway, what wondrous stories have you all collated since this thread was last up relating to these most intriguing of creatures?

Do you own a goat?

Have you recently eaten Feta cheese perhaps?

Maybe you have a relative who closely resembles a goat (a hircine uncle or aunt perhaps?)

Anything goat related will be more than welcome

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Yes, finally bowing to the overwhelming pressure from the literal scores of requests from absolutely no one, I do hereby resurrect the goat thread!

I recently had an epiphany and decided that my new favourite variety is the Toggenburg goat which hails from Switzerland

Anyway, what wondrous stories have you all collated since this thread was last up relating to these most intriguing of creatures?

Do you own a goat?

Have you recently eaten Feta cheese perhaps?

Maybe you have a relative who closely resembles a goat (a hircine uncle or aunt perhaps?)

Anything goat related will be more than welcome

A herd of goats is called a trip!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Yes, finally bowing to the overwhelming pressure from the literal scores of requests from absolutely no one, I do hereby resurrect the goat thread!

I recently had an epiphany and decided that my new favourite variety is the Toggenburg goat which hails from Switzerland

Anyway, what wondrous stories have you all collated since this thread was last up relating to these most intriguing of creatures?

Do you own a goat?

Have you recently eaten Feta cheese perhaps?

Maybe you have a relative who closely resembles a goat (a hircine uncle or aunt perhaps?)

Anything goat related will be more than welcome

A herd of goats is called a trip!"

Did you know also that a female goat giving birth is actually said to be, ‘Kidding’? (Really, I’m not kidding either)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are fun to stare at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They scare me..... oh, wait? Did you say Goats? I thought you said Ghosts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"......Discuss

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kids?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure plenty on here have seen the morning goat herding at El Cotillo.

It's a site to behold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"......Discuss

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rams

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Distinctive smell that you can detect in the cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheeeeese!

I bloody love goats cheese!

Eve. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greatest of all time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's an acronym frequently used by sports-people.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

There are no famous goats.

Apart from the Billy Goats Gruff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are no famous goats.

Apart from the Billy Goats Gruff."
their are ' Rambo ' and 'Billy the kid '

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"They are fun to stare at. "

He he - That was a fantastic movie and.....wait for it......was apparently, based (loosely) upon actual facts(!!!)

The experiment and programme depicted was relayed to British journalist Jon Ronson who initially divulged the details in the series, ‘The Crazy Rulers Of The World’. Well worth checking out. I’d like to report that no goats were harmed but apparently in one instance, a soldier did actually manage to stop the poor creatures heart beating by some form of psychic assault

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Interesting fact: Goatse (look it up....) has nothing whatsoever to do with goats (thankfully!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are fun to stare at.

He he - That was a fantastic movie and.....wait for it......was apparently, based (loosely) upon actual facts(!!!)

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you should read psychic warrior by David morehouse he was part of the top secret program and paid a heavy price for it.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"They are fun to stare at.

He he - That was a fantastic movie and.....wait for it......was apparently, based (loosely) upon actual facts(!!!)

you should read psychic warrior by David morehouse he was part of the top secret program and paid a heavy price for it. "

His name crops up fairly frequently in relation to unorthodox and secretive governmental experiments such as remote viewing etc. I’ll check that one out. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried Goats butter?

I ain't afraid of no goats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are fun to stare at.

He he - That was a fantastic movie and.....wait for it......was apparently, based (loosely) upon actual facts(!!!)

you should read psychic warrior by David morehouse he was part of the top secret program and paid a heavy price for it.

His name crops up fairly frequently in relation to unorthodox and secretive governmental experiments such as remote viewing etc. I’ll check that one out. Thank you

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Goats hooves need to be trimmed to prevent hoof rot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

need a goat to eat the over grown grass.

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By *sh6866Man
over a year ago

halifax

Goats milk cured my eczema....

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Goats...good film...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goats milk cured my eczema...."

That's just what that man told you it was.

The perils of growing up in Halifax

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Did you know that goats are credited with the discovery of coffee?

The story goes that many, many moons ago goat herders initially observed their goats becoming somewhat animated whilst chewing on coffee beans which led them to investigate how the beans would affect themselves....

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I was just about to write do you not have 101 facts about goats...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know that goats are credited with the discovery of coffee?

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

Curry.

Awesome

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I was just about to write do you not have 101 facts about goats...

He he - Did you know that there are estimated to be be around 450 million goats in the world today which are divided into 210 different breeds?

Hmmm...I’ve decided for a change again; My new favourite breed is now the Saanen goat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"......Discuss

Freddie Mercury.

Eminem.

Will Smith (acting)

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH.. he's the greatest of all time.

Adam.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

One of the biggest misconceptions regarding goats is that they will chomp on literally anything (hence the inception of such sayings as, ‘Gut like a goat’ etc)

In fact goats are very fussy eaters and will even refuse to eat food off of the ground or not completely fresh in many instances.

Having said this, goats WILL happily ‘taste test’ virtually anything before spitting it out however.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The image of the humble goat has historically held many connotations with some occult orders and practices.

The Knights Templar for instance, were falsely accused of worshipping the goat god, Baphomet (amongst other crimes) in a multi faceted conspiracy manufactured against them in order to discredit them and remove their powers in the early 14th century.

Jump forward to the 20th century and the founder of the Church Of Satan, Anton LaVey, made a point to employ the traditional inverted pentagram icon with the goats head (again representing Baphomet) within it (the horns,ears and chin corresponding to the cardinal points within the symbol) as a sigil for his order.

The aforementioned specific symbol however, dates back far further than the inception of the church in 1966.

In fact, back to at least 1897 where it initially features in the book, ‘La Clef de la Magie Noire’ by Stanislas de Guaita.

Ramble....ramble.....etc

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By *sh6866Man
over a year ago

halifax

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