FabSwingers.com forum: For lovers of cock snot up ur fart pipe

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And those who don’t.....

Have you missed me?

Even a little bit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you Shumi? I miss Shumi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Course we have

Who are you again

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Yay!

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Not sure, but your topic got my attention.

After I'd finished laughing

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I remember that smile. And the ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you Markoh?

Are you Markoh in disguise?

Etc etc

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve come back wanting to take up that job offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve come back wanting to take up that job offer

Will it mean I can get up off my knees at last?

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

I miss that thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay welcome back x

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve come back wanting to take up that job offer

Will it mean I can get up off my knees at last?

Lol afraid not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve come back wanting to take up that job offer

Will it mean I can get up off my knees at last?

Lol afraid not "

Bugger.

Sneaks off to get a kneeling pad.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Welcome back

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You're back!

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

Nice to see you back x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course we've all missed you.

How you doing lovely? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missed you... nah

Missed your gold hot pants... maybe

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

That was a quick flounce

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That was a quick flounce

Welcome back"

Lol. I’m used to my new hormone levels now the doc has stopped increasing them every prescription and I’m a little less flouncy now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah yay! I was talking about you just the other week! So lovely to see you back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm new here, so obviously I don't recognise you.

So, I'd just like to say that I think you look fantastic and it makes me wish I lived nearer.

Happy fabbing.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I want to see your tits. Welcome back

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’ve missed you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Loving the gold plated fart pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

welcome back lovely!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"That was a quick flounce

Welcome back

Lol. I’m used to my new hormone levels now the doc has stopped increasing them every prescription and I’m a little less flouncy now

...difficult to flounce with short stumpy legs

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Oh Rachel!!! You are back... Welcome back beautiful lady xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smiliest smile is back

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Hi there, love the gold hot pants !

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You got me here under false pretences, where is all the cock snot up the fart pipe?

You will be promising one man gangbangs in a shed next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure we have bwen acquaintanted but I know your comment has caused myself and so many others much laughter, so thank you.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Good to see you my friend x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Glad to be back.

Thank you for all the pm’s and nice words.... and especially the sarcastic, witty words. Oh how I’ve missed you, you messed up bunch of weirdos xxx.

For those who hadn’t seen the ‘cock snot up the fart pipe’ reference before, May I suggest a quick forum search and read one of the best threads we shared from a few years ago. I’d love to claim it as my own but alas I can only dream of such a thing.... as it slowly drips back into my Agent Provocateur knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh. Hey... did you have a birthday??

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Welcome back.

You have missed nothing but the usual.

Hope the journey is going well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh. Hey... did you have a birthday??"

Nah. I always take it up the fart pipe.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It’s a horrid thought in a devout country.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s a horrid thought in a devout country. "

Many people have worshiped this arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh. Hey... did you have a birthday??

Nah. I always take it up the fart pipe.

We are all well aware of that

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"It’s a horrid thought in a devout country.

Many people have worshiped this arse

Many people should whip that arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s a horrid thought in a devout country.

Many people have worshiped this arse

Many people should whip that arse

A select few have.

Hard

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I didn't see that thread but welcome back anyway

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"And those who don’t.....

Have you missed me?

Even a little bit?

I've missed seeing your vag in my inbox.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh. Hey... did you have a birthday??

Nah. I always take it up the fart pipe.

We are all well aware of that

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"It’s a horrid thought in a devout country.

Many people have worshiped this arse

Many people should whip that arse

A select few have.

Hard

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I thought you’d left!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And those who don’t.....

Have you missed me?

Even a little bit?

I've missed seeing your vag in my inbox.

I’ve missed your cock in my inbox big man

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/265775

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s a horrid thought in a devout country.

Many people have worshiped this arse

Many people should whip that arse

A select few have.

Hard

I thought you’d left!

I did.... I didn’t leave swinging and playtime though. I have a fan base of regulars, you know

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Very much so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/265775"

Lol. Thank you

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"It’s a horrid thought in a devout country.

Many people have worshiped this arse

Many people should whip that arse

A select few have.

Hard

I thought you’d left!

I did.... I didn’t leave swinging and playtime though. I have a fan base of regulars, you know

Sometimes people leave and come back again. Like a fatty turd that won’t flush away.

Not you, of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly the most touching and gently sensual thread title I’ve yet to see...

You moved me op x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s a horrid thought in a devout country.

Many people have worshiped this arse

Many people should whip that arse

A select few have.

Hard

I thought you’d left!

I did.... I didn’t leave swinging and playtime though. I have a fan base of regulars, you know

Sometimes people leave and come back again. Like a fatty turd that won’t flush away.

Not you, of course.

I like to think I’m more of a floater.

You can’t get rid of me even if you cover me in paper and flush like you really mean it.

I’ll soon pop up defiantly between the bubbles from your blu loo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Possibly the most touching and gently sensual thread title I’ve yet to see...

You moved me op x"

It drew in all the sensitive types.... what can 8 say?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"And those who don’t.....

Have you missed me?

Even a little bit?

I've missed seeing your vag in my inbox.

I’ve missed your cock in my inbox big man

As requested.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Possibly the most touching and gently sensual thread title I’ve yet to see...

You moved me op x

It drew in all the sensitive types.... what can 8 say?

Eight times as much as one I guess, bit I meant what can ‘I’ say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Possibly the most touching and gently sensual thread title I’ve yet to see...

You moved me op x

It drew in all the sensitive types.... what can 8 say?

Eight times as much as one I guess, bit I meant what can ‘I’ say

Offs. Auto carrot hasn’t changed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And those who don’t.....

Have you missed me?

Even a little bit?

I've missed seeing your vag in my inbox.

I’ve missed your cock in my inbox big man

As requested.

Bollox. You slipped one in again, haven’t you

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"And those who don’t.....

Have you missed me?

Even a little bit?

I've missed seeing your vag in my inbox.

I’ve missed your cock in my inbox big man

As requested.

Bollox. You slipped one in again, haven’t you

Uh huh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Possibly the most touching and gently sensual thread title I’ve yet to see...

You moved me op x

It drew in all the sensitive types.... what can 8 say?

Eight times as much as one I guess, bit I meant what can ‘I’ say

Offs. Auto carrot hasn’t changed

Ha ha! That was brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And those who don’t.....

Have you missed me?

Even a little bit?

I've missed seeing your vag in my inbox.

I’ve missed your cock in my inbox big man

As requested.

Bollox. You slipped one in again, haven’t you

Uh huh.

Oh I’m going to fill your inbox with pictures of my foof you rogue.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Hello again

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"And those who don’t.....

Have you missed me?

Even a little bit?

I've missed seeing your vag in my inbox.

I’ve missed your cock in my inbox big man

As requested.

Bollox. You slipped one in again, haven’t you

Uh huh.

Oh I’m going to fill your inbox with pictures of my foof you rogue.

I think that was his aim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And those who don’t.....

Have you missed me?

Even a little bit?

I've missed seeing your vag in my inbox.

I’ve missed your cock in my inbox big man

As requested.

Bollox. You slipped one in again, haven’t you

Uh huh.

Oh I’m going to fill your inbox with pictures of my foof you rogue.

I think that was his aim.

Lol. I’ve done it before. He loves a smooth foof pic

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"It’s a horrid thought in a devout country.

Many people have worshiped this arse

Many people should whip that arse

A select few have.

Hard

I thought you’d left!

I did.... I didn’t leave swinging and playtime though. I have a fan base of regulars, you know

Sometimes people leave and come back again. Like a fatty turd that won’t flush away.

Not you, of course.

I like to think I’m more of a floater.

You can’t get rid of me even if you cover me in paper and flush like you really mean it.

I’ll soon pop up defiantly between the bubbles from your blu loo.

You use your tongue better than a $20 whore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s a horrid thought in a devout country.

Many people have worshiped this arse

Many people should whip that arse

A select few have.

Hard

I thought you’d left!

I did.... I didn’t leave swinging and playtime though. I have a fan base of regulars, you know

Sometimes people leave and come back again. Like a fatty turd that won’t flush away.

Not you, of course.

I like to think I’m more of a floater.

You can’t get rid of me even if you cover me in paper and flush like you really mean it.

I’ll soon pop up defiantly between the bubbles from your blu loo.

You use your tongue better than a $20 whore"

you’ve seen the video then?

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"It’s a horrid thought in a devout country.

Many people have worshiped this arse

Many people should whip that arse

A select few have.

Hard

I thought you’d left!

I did.... I didn’t leave swinging and playtime though. I have a fan base of regulars, you know

Sometimes people leave and come back again. Like a fatty turd that won’t flush away.

Not you, of course.

I like to think I’m more of a floater.

You can’t get rid of me even if you cover me in paper and flush like you really mean it.

I’ll soon pop up defiantly between the bubbles from your blu loo.

You use your tongue better than a $20 whore

you’ve seen the video then?

If there's a video out there I demand to see it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay Welcome back x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s a horrid thought in a devout country.

Many people have worshiped this arse

Many people should whip that arse

A select few have.

Hard

I thought you’d left!

I did.... I didn’t leave swinging and playtime though. I have a fan base of regulars, you know

Sometimes people leave and come back again. Like a fatty turd that won’t flush away.

Not you, of course.

I like to think I’m more of a floater.

You can’t get rid of me even if you cover me in paper and flush like you really mean it.

I’ll soon pop up defiantly between the bubbles from your blu loo.

You use your tongue better than a $20 whore

you’ve seen the video then?

If there's a video out there I demand to see it!

I thought you were holding the camera?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"And those who don’t.....

Have you missed me?

Even a little bit?

Damn right I have my lovely

The forums are a prettier place now you're back, cock snot and all xx

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Welcome back Op

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"And those who don’t.....

Have you missed me?

Even a little bit?

Oh you gorgeous thing! I missed you

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Definitely missed you and your post

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely missed you and your post

XX"

To be fair, I think carrying a post around is a pointless exercise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have arrived with a few new pics too. Showing off my developing boobage

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Yes yes yes yes yes!!!!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Welcome back Rachael you were missed xx ..

Another great thread from the past was one where the lady's Butt Plug disappeared up her backside, very early in my visits here.

Laughed till I cried over that one. Wonder where that one is, cannot remember the title.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you Shumi? I miss Shumi

Who??

Also welcome back Rachael

Adam.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for the welcome backs folks.

You guys really are something special. I’ve poured my heart out into open forum over the last few years and, almost without exception, you forumites have been there encouraging, supporting and imparting wise words.

I wouldn’t be where I am without you.

Love you all. And yes; I really mean that.

And no; that wasn’t me agreeing to fuck you all!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lil bit yes!

Good to see you back x

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"And those who don’t.....

Have you missed me?

Even a little bit?

I've missed seeing your vag in my inbox.

I’ve missed your cock in my inbox big man

As requested.

Bollox. You slipped one in again, haven’t you

Uh huh.

Oh I’m going to fill your inbox with pictures of my foof you rogue.

I think that was his aim.

Lol. I’ve done it before. He loves a smooth foof pic

True story.

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