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"Who likes anal sex? Any tips " Yeah, whack it in dry, women love that. You’re very welcome | |||
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"Use p*oppers, some lube and a good pillow to bite down on. Go slow first and ease yourself into it.like a nice hot bath" Definitely pop-pers! | |||
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"Who likes anal sex? Any tips " Lube is over-rated. WD40 (other brands available) does the job nicely | |||
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"Anal sex is like a Vienetta. It's nice on occasion, but you wouldn't want it every day. In terms of tips : remove from freezer 10 minutes before serving. " | |||
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"Who doesn't love a trip to Cadbury's World?" Cadbury fingers eh | |||
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"Who doesn't love a trip to Cadbury's World? Cadbury fingers eh " As long as you avoid the chocolate fountain, it's all good | |||
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"Wash yer dick afterwards " Wash yer ass before | |||
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"Use p*oppers, some lube and a good pillow to bite down on. Go slow first and ease yourself into it.like a nice hot bath Definitely pop-pers! No to pop pers just nice and wet and relaxed start small and build up. Ice cubes are good x" The ice cubes . . . Are they to chew on or for the stiff drink beforehand ? | |||
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"Who doesn't love a trip to Cadbury's World? Cadbury fingers eh As long as you avoid the chocolate fountain, it's all good " Oh my days, I'm bad laughing here | |||
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"Why not use Bonjela ? Slippery, numbing and the bonus . . . It smells and tastes nice " You can buy numbing anal lubes you know | |||
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"I like it, make sure to spit on the cock for easy access " So considerate | |||
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"Who likes anal sex? Any tips Lube is over-rated. WD40 (other brands available) does the job nicely " I prefer a base layer of deep heat then add some swarfega for the extra sensation. | |||
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"To pre employment any remarks, yes I am quite naive about some things, but if I can't ask here, where is there?? Ihave never done anal sex, the former Mrs Vanilla never fancied trying it. I always thought that it was an uncomfortable experience for women and they only did it as a concession to men. Perhaps that's just because the pornographic images showed women with pained expressions? I never tried hard to convince her, as I didn't want to hurt her. This is not some stupid backhanded attempt at bragging, but I am not small in measure. I can understand men enjoying anal stimulation, as it runs against the prostate. Do women genuinely enjoy it?" Yes, my female partner needs quite a few drinks to relax her but once she relaxes she loves anal sex.... It makes her squirt like a fountain and have screaming orgasms... We always have a towel nearby lol She loves it as much as i do to give and receive but doesn't find it as easy to relax in order to comfortably receive x | |||
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"Anal sex is like a Vienetta. It's nice on occasion, but you wouldn't want it every day. In terms of tips : remove from freezer 10 minutes before serving. " At least 30 mins if you like it slightly on the slushy side. | |||
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"Who likes anal sex? Any tips Lube is over-rated. WD40 (other brands available) does the job nicely I prefer a base layer of deep heat then add some swarfega for the extra sensation. " hardcore | |||
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"To pre employment any remarks, yes I am quite naive about some things, but if I can't ask here, where is there?? Ihave never done anal sex, the former Mrs Vanilla never fancied trying it. I always thought that it was an uncomfortable experience for women and they only did it as a concession to men. Perhaps that's just because the pornographic images showed women with pained expressions? I never tried hard to convince her, as I didn't want to hurt her. This is not some stupid backhanded attempt at bragging, but I am not small in measure. I can understand men enjoying anal stimulation, as it runs against the prostate. Do women genuinely enjoy it?" I really enjoy it but prep is the answer - lots of lube and I need to be very turned on and in the mood for it. Then I’m practically begging for it | |||
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"To pre employment any remarks, yes I am quite naive about some things, but if I can't ask here, where is there?? Ihave never done anal sex, the former Mrs Vanilla never fancied trying it. I always thought that it was an uncomfortable experience for women and they only did it as a concession to men. Perhaps that's just because the pornographic images showed women with pained expressions? I never tried hard to convince her, as I didn't want to hurt her. This is not some stupid backhanded attempt at bragging, but I am not small in measure. I can understand men enjoying anal stimulation, as it runs against the prostate. Do women genuinely enjoy it?" I really don't. Even reading the advice given on threads about anal have me wincing. 0. Make sure she's had a dump and if she hasn't get her to douche. ( douche is the polite word for manually removing shit from your arse - what a lovely , horny pre cursor to sex ) 1. Make sure she has a few drinks first. 2. Oil it up. 3. Tease it with one finger, then two, then your thumb. 4. Just put the end in. If she winces or cries out take it out a bit. 5. Keep repeating number 4 till you're a bit further in. 6. Maybe a few more drinks eh ? 7. Keep repeating number 4. 8. Bit more lube maybe ? 9. Keep repeating number 4. 10. Spit might help ( and spread infection but who gives a fuck your knob is nearly in an arse ) 11. Try number 4 again. Maybe open another bottle. Of lube, wine, oil, margaringe, axle grease ....any fucking thing. 12. Give her a tissue for her mascara while you keep repeating number 4. 13. Ooops ...... it's in .... 14. Bash away like an exited chimp. She's numb - luckily. 15. Cum. 16. Pull out. 17. Pretend there's no excess shit on your bell end. 18. Ignore her while she cleans shitty cum from her arse. 19. Sit back, smoke, think what a lovely gentle bloke you are. 20. Listen with an interested expression whilst she explains the ins and outs of urinary tract infections and why she slapped the life out of your cock when you tried to stick it in her vag post anal. | |||
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"To pre employment any remarks, yes I am quite naive about some things, but if I can't ask here, where is there?? Ihave never done anal sex, the former Mrs Vanilla never fancied trying it. I always thought that it was an uncomfortable experience for women and they only did it as a concession to men. Perhaps that's just because the pornographic images showed women with pained expressions? I never tried hard to convince her, as I didn't want to hurt her. This is not some stupid backhanded attempt at bragging, but I am not small in measure. I can understand men enjoying anal stimulation, as it runs against the prostate. Do women genuinely enjoy it? I really don't. Even reading the advice given on threads about anal have me wincing. 0. Make sure she's had a dump and if she hasn't get her to douche. ( douche is the polite word for manually removing shit from your arse - what a lovely , horny pre cursor to sex ) 1. Make sure she has a few drinks first. 2. Oil it up. 3. Tease it with one finger, then two, then your thumb. 4. Just put the end in. If she winces or cries out take it out a bit. 5. Keep repeating number 4 till you're a bit further in. 6. Maybe a few more drinks eh ? 7. Keep repeating number 4. 8. Bit more lube maybe ? 9. Keep repeating number 4. 10. Spit might help ( and spread infection but who gives a fuck your knob is nearly in an arse ) 11. Try number 4 again. Maybe open another bottle. Of lube, wine, oil, margaringe, axle grease ....any fucking thing. 12. Give her a tissue for her mascara while you keep repeating number 4. 13. Ooops ...... it's in .... 14. Bash away like an exited chimp. She's numb - luckily. 15. Cum. 16. Pull out. 17. Pretend there's no excess shit on your bell end. 18. Ignore her while she cleans shitty cum from her arse. 19. Sit back, smoke, think what a lovely gentle bloke you are. 20. Listen with an interested expression whilst she explains the ins and outs of urinary tract infections and why she slapped the life out of your cock when you tried to stick it in her vag post anal. " A tiny tear rolled with laughter So you love it then? | |||
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"Who likes anal sex? Any tips Lube is over-rated. WD40 (other brands available) does the job nicely " I use baby oil with a guy, we massage each other and use the baby oil as lube also. Great stuff | |||
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