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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Says Arianna Grande.

Are they?

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"nope"

Why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If God was a woman surely she'd have given periods to men ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was do you think the world would still be screwed x

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By *ackandsashaCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

Has to be a man. That's why we sing hyms and not hers. And then say amen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it was do you think the world would still be screwed x"

Ah, good point!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

According to P!NK she is also a DJ... I wonder if she plays at weddings

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside


"nope

Why not?"

he rushed it, 7 days? a woman would have more patience

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By *od_AlmightyMan
over a year ago

Heaven

definately not

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

As much as she is a man. I don’t think God has a gender, if he/she/they exist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God is a DJ

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"According to P!NK she is also a DJ... I wonder if she plays at weddings "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As much as she is a man. I don’t think God has a gender, if he/she/they exist "

That’s deep

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

What colour is God. In the pictures he is white but comes from the middle East I don't get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anthropomorphising God doesn't work.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Gen 1:27 - So God created human beings in his own image. In the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.

God is both male and female or neither male nor female.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Deffo a woman she put the Mans G spot up the ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do women create wars

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Says Arianna Grande.

Are they?"

She's one of those women that is so good looking that no guy that isn't biologically related has ever been brave enough to ruin his chances of fucking her, by telling her that she's talking shit

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

[Removed by poster at 06/08/18 18:27:55]

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Gen 1:27 - So God created human beings in his own image. In the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.

God is both male and female or neither male nor female. "

So does that make God a hermaphrodite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God is a DJ"

It’s true

Last night a DJ saved my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has to be a man. That's why we sing hyms and not hers. And then say amen "

But that is to do with religion... Some garbage created by men...

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

what if god was one of us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but when and where did God first appear, is he/she one or many, everything and anything or nothing at all

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Do women create wars "

Queen Helen of Sparta did

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"but when and where did God first appear, is he/she one or many, everything and anything or nothing at all "

Hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what if god was one of us?"

Just a slob, like one of us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What colour is God. In the pictures he is white but comes from the middle East I don't get it. "

I think you’re confusing God and Jesus

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By *ackandsashaCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

Imagine there's no heaven....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do women create wars "

No, because there's never anything wrong if you ask them what's up. It's fine, honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What colour is God. In the pictures he is white but comes from the middle East I don't get it.

I think you’re confusing God and Jesus"

Have you seen the new version of the cheddar man very interesting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do women create wars

No, because there's never anything wrong if you ask them what's up. It's fine, honest. "

Lol don't get me started lol and I am bi polar lol x

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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What God wants God gets God help us all

What God wants God gets

God wants silver

God wants gold

God wants his secret never to be told

God wants gigolos

God wants giraffes

God wants politics

God wants a good laugh

I'd say a woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What God wants God gets God help us all

What God wants God gets

God wants silver

God wants gold

God wants his secret never to be told

God wants gigolos

God wants giraffes

God wants politics

God wants a good laugh

I'd say a woman "

Hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goddess does sound better ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But what if god was one of us, just a stranger on a bus. ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But what if god was one of us, just a stranger on a bus. ? "

Stranger danger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Says Arianna Grande.

Are they?"

Nope, God is a human construct designed to give weak humans false hope that there is a reason for their abject misery in the world.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Says Arianna Grande.

Are they?

Nope, God is a human construct designed to give weak humans false hope that there is a reason for their abject misery in the world.

"

Woaaaaaaaah

Think you could be onto something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monotheism polytheism and animism are some big words..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As much as she is a man. I don’t think God has a gender, if he/she/they exist "

I think 'neither' too.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Alanis Morrisette in Dogma. The closest I ever got to believing there could be a god with a capital G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alanis Morrisette in Dogma. The closest I ever got to believing there could be a god with a capital G"

I'm an Insomniac, Agnostic, Dyslexic. I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Says Arianna Grande.

Are they?

Nope, God is a human construct designed to give weak humans false hope that there is a reason for their abject misery in the world.

"

That's religion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Says Arianna Grande.

Are they?"

No..... No such thing as God man did not create a planet and their are millions of planets in the solar system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alanis Morrisette in Dogma. The closest I ever got to believing there could be a god with a capital G

I'm an Insomniac, Agnostic, Dyslexic. I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a dog. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alanis Morissette..best god next to Morgan Freeman

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By *verageguy123Man
over a year ago

Selby

It would explain multiple orgasms

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Says Arianna Grande.

Are they?

Nope, God is a human construct designed to give weak humans false hope that there is a reason for their abject misery in the world.

That's religion."

An atheism is a human construct designed to give worried humans false hope that a lifetime of immorality could go unpunished.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"Has to be a man. That's why we sing hyms and not hers. And then say amen "

That's his story.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Says Arianna Grande.

Are they?

Nope, God is a human construct designed to give weak humans false hope that there is a reason for their abject misery in the world.

"

I’d disagree!

God was a very clever concept for very clever men!

The perfect way to keep the poorer masses - and women in particular - controlled and subjugated!

‘If you don’t do this - God will punish you!’

‘It’s not us - it’s what god wants/said - honest!’

Genius!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Says Arianna Grande.

Are they?

Nope, God is a human construct designed to give weak humans false hope that there is a reason for their abject misery in the world.

I’d disagree!

God was a very clever concept for very clever men!

The perfect way to keep the poorer masses - and women in particular - controlled and subjugated!

‘If you don’t do this - God will punish you!’

‘It’s not us - it’s what god wants/said - honest!’

Genius! "

As I said above that's religion assuming it knows what God thinks or wants. It's highly unlikely that anybody knows that.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Do women create wars

Queen Helen of Sparta did "

And Maggie Thatcher spanked the Argies... well, the Army did, but she sent them.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Says Arianna Grande.

Are they?

Nope, God is a human construct designed to give weak humans false hope that there is a reason for their abject misery in the world.

I’d disagree!

God was a very clever concept for very clever men!

The perfect way to keep the poorer masses - and women in particular - controlled and subjugated!

‘If you don’t do this - God will punish you!’

‘It’s not us - it’s what god wants/said - honest!’

Genius!

As I said above that's religion assuming it knows what God thinks or wants. It's highly unlikely that anybody knows that."

Precisely!

I don’t question the idea that a greater, benign being created life on earth - I think that’s entirely feasible!

What I question is that many people feel able/compelled to tell everyone else (in pretty much every religion) what this ‘God’ wants/demands that they do - and these people, historically, have been those who have a lot to benefit from this ‘God’ (the hierarchy of each religion, for instance, particularly the obscenely wealthy Catholic Church!) I’ve no problem with the thou shall not steal or kill bit - but homophobia, subjugation of women/the poorer classes I have a major issue with - as do most decent people I’m sure!

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Says Arianna Grande.

Are they?

Nope, God is a human construct designed to give weak humans false hope that there is a reason for their abject misery in the world.

I’d disagree!

God was a very clever concept for very clever men!

The perfect way to keep the poorer masses - and women in particular - controlled and subjugated!

‘If you don’t do this - God will punish you!’

‘It’s not us - it’s what god wants/said - honest!’

Genius!

As I said above that's religion assuming it knows what God thinks or wants. It's highly unlikely that anybody knows that.

Precisely!

I don’t question the idea that a greater, benign being created life on earth - I think that’s entirely feasible!

What I question is that many people feel able/compelled to tell everyone else (in pretty much every religion) what this ‘God’ wants/demands that they do - and these people, historically, have been those who have a lot to benefit from this ‘God’ (the hierarchy of each religion, for instance, particularly the obscenely wealthy Catholic Church!) I’ve no problem with the thou shall not steal or kill bit - but homophobia, subjugation of women/the poorer classes I have a major issue with - as do most decent people I’m sure! "

In their defence, they do show their calculations for how they got to those statements (Catholics). You don't have to agree with their analysis, but it's really not objective to say they haven't laid out how they reached their conclusions. For me, there are too many "if" statements in places and no plan B, but i respect their attempt at defining morality and I don't think anyone has done a better job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God has no gender as god doesn't exist. There have been many gods through many religions and that goes to prove the nonexistence of a god. Ask yourself the question how can so many different gods be responsible for one small blue green plant that's floating around a galaxy surrounded by many other planets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Says Arianna Grande.

Are they?

Nope, God is a human construct designed to give weak humans false hope that there is a reason for their abject misery in the world.

I’d disagree!

God was a very clever concept for very clever men!

The perfect way to keep the poorer masses - and women in particular - controlled and subjugated!

‘If you don’t do this - God will punish you!’

‘It’s not us - it’s what god wants/said - honest!’

Genius!

As I said above that's religion assuming it knows what God thinks or wants. It's highly unlikely that anybody knows that.

Precisely!

I don’t question the idea that a greater, benign being created life on earth - I think that’s entirely feasible!

What I question is that many people feel able/compelled to tell everyone else (in pretty much every religion) what this ‘God’ wants/demands that they do - and these people, historically, have been those who have a lot to benefit from this ‘God’ (the hierarchy of each religion, for instance, particularly the obscenely wealthy Catholic Church!) I’ve no problem with the thou shall not steal or kill bit - but homophobia, subjugation of women/the poorer classes I have a major issue with - as do most decent people I’m sure!

In their defence, they do show their calculations for how they got to those statements (Catholics). You don't have to agree with their analysis, but it's really not objective to say they haven't laid out how they reached their conclusions. For me, there are too many "if" statements in places and no plan B, but i respect their attempt at defining morality and I don't think anyone has done a better job. "

It's fiction though and any resemblances to factual are taken from present day, God may have existed but didn't create this planet or the life on it, it's story at best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Deffo a woman she put the Mans G spot up the ass. "

Best place for it.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Says Arianna Grande.

Are they?

Nope, God is a human construct designed to give weak humans false hope that there is a reason for their abject misery in the world.

I’d disagree!

God was a very clever concept for very clever men!

The perfect way to keep the poorer masses - and women in particular - controlled and subjugated!

‘If you don’t do this - God will punish you!’

‘It’s not us - it’s what god wants/said - honest!’

Genius!

As I said above that's religion assuming it knows what God thinks or wants. It's highly unlikely that anybody knows that.

Precisely!

I don’t question the idea that a greater, benign being created life on earth - I think that’s entirely feasible!

What I question is that many people feel able/compelled to tell everyone else (in pretty much every religion) what this ‘God’ wants/demands that they do - and these people, historically, have been those who have a lot to benefit from this ‘God’ (the hierarchy of each religion, for instance, particularly the obscenely wealthy Catholic Church!) I’ve no problem with the thou shall not steal or kill bit - but homophobia, subjugation of women/the poorer classes I have a major issue with - as do most decent people I’m sure!

In their defence, they do show their calculations for how they got to those statements (Catholics). You don't have to agree with their analysis, but it's really not objective to say they haven't laid out how they reached their conclusions. For me, there are too many "if" statements in places and no plan B, but i respect their attempt at defining morality and I don't think anyone has done a better job. It's fiction though and any resemblances to factual are taken from present day, God may have existed but didn't create this planet or the life on it, it's story at best "

It's pretty naive to present that as a statement of fact.

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London


"Says Arianna Grande.

Are they?

Nope, God is a human construct designed to give weak humans false hope that there is a reason for their abject misery in the world.

That's religion.

An atheism is a human construct designed to give worried humans false hope that a lifetime of immorality could go unpunished. "

You don't need atheism for that. You could just posit a world ruled by a creator who delights in evil and will reward those who commit evil acts.

It's as likely as any other theism.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Says Arianna Grande.

Are they?

Nope, God is a human construct designed to give weak humans false hope that there is a reason for their abject misery in the world.

That's religion.

An atheism is a human construct designed to give worried humans false hope that a lifetime of immorality could go unpunished.

You don't need atheism for that. You could just posit a world ruled by a creator who delights in evil and will reward those who commit evil acts.

It's as likely as any other theism. "

You don't need God to give humans false hope. You could write a book about why all their problems are due to a massive conspiracy against them and start a movement promising to make their lives better, you could even call it communism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Says Arianna Grande.

Are they?

Nope, God is a human construct designed to give weak humans false hope that there is a reason for their abject misery in the world.

I’d disagree!

God was a very clever concept for very clever men!

The perfect way to keep the poorer masses - and women in particular - controlled and subjugated!

‘If you don’t do this - God will punish you!’

‘It’s not us - it’s what god wants/said - honest!’

Genius!

As I said above that's religion assuming it knows what God thinks or wants. It's highly unlikely that anybody knows that.

Precisely!

I don’t question the idea that a greater, benign being created life on earth - I think that’s entirely feasible!

What I question is that many people feel able/compelled to tell everyone else (in pretty much every religion) what this ‘God’ wants/demands that they do - and these people, historically, have been those who have a lot to benefit from this ‘God’ (the hierarchy of each religion, for instance, particularly the obscenely wealthy Catholic Church!) I’ve no problem with the thou shall not steal or kill bit - but homophobia, subjugation of women/the poorer classes I have a major issue with - as do most decent people I’m sure!

In their defence, they do show their calculations for how they got to those statements (Catholics). You don't have to agree with their analysis, but it's really not objective to say they haven't laid out how they reached their conclusions. For me, there are too many "if" statements in places and no plan B, but i respect their attempt at defining morality and I don't think anyone has done a better job. It's fiction though and any resemblances to factual are taken from present day, God may have existed but didn't create this planet or the life on it, it's story at best

It's pretty naive to present that as a statement of fact."

I believe in the process of natural evolution God or man did not create the planet in my opinion fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fucking goddess and that's all that matters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a fucking goddess and that's all that matters "

True xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God can be whatever you want God to be. Everything we know about God only comes from a Book or a TV programme. So write God up to how you would like God to be. Gods were only created to comfort or to exploit people in my opinion.

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London


"Says Arianna Grande.

Are they?

Nope, God is a human construct designed to give weak humans false hope that there is a reason for their abject misery in the world.

That's religion.

An atheism is a human construct designed to give worried humans false hope that a lifetime of immorality could go unpunished.

You don't need atheism for that. You could just posit a world ruled by a creator who delights in evil and will reward those who commit evil acts.

It's as likely as any other theism.

You don't need God to give humans false hope. You could write a book about why all their problems are due to a massive conspiracy against them and start a movement promising to make their lives better, you could even call it communism. "

On the whole life is pretty tragic. We are all going to die, everyone we love is going to die and ultimately all our hopes and dreams will be meaningless. In the face of that it's quite understandable that people construct transcendent ideologies that gives meaning that goes beyond their individual lives. Some of these ideologies posit a theistic God and some don't. My view is that they are all fundamentally based on wishful thinking.

I've often thought, that if there is any sort of theistic God, given the way life operates, the most likely sort is something like the Greek Olympian God's who created human beings for a laugh and, as Shakespeare put it, "they use us for their sport".

Obviously that sort of God has no real appeal to people these days.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Says Arianna Grande.

Are they?

Nope, God is a human construct designed to give weak humans false hope that there is a reason for their abject misery in the world.

That's religion.

An atheism is a human construct designed to give worried humans false hope that a lifetime of immorality could go unpunished.

You don't need atheism for that. You could just posit a world ruled by a creator who delights in evil and will reward those who commit evil acts.

It's as likely as any other theism.

You don't need God to give humans false hope. You could write a book about why all their problems are due to a massive conspiracy against them and start a movement promising to make their lives better, you could even call it communism.

On the whole life is pretty tragic. We are all going to die, everyone we love is going to die and ultimately all our hopes and dreams will be meaningless. In the face of that it's quite understandable that people construct transcendent ideologies that gives meaning that goes beyond their individual lives. Some of these ideologies posit a theistic God and some don't. My view is that they are all fundamentally based on wishful thinking.

I've often thought, that if there is any sort of theistic God, given the way life operates, the most likely sort is something like the Greek Olympian God's who created human beings for a laugh and, as Shakespeare put it, "they use us for their sport".

Obviously that sort of God has no real appeal to people these days. "

If i was going to invent a God or believe in one due to wishful thinking, then I'd go for one with a more liberal attitude towards sex, personally.

I've never found a problem with being completely irrelevant in the grand scheme of the world. I have my goals in life and the fact that my genetics go into my children is awesome. I don't need any more purpose in life than that.

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